Friday, June 29, 2007

Who Looks Younger???

Diane Keaton


Katie Holmes???


Paula Still Crazy - Not Drunk. Ya Right.

Here's a clip from Paula Abdul's premiere of her reality show on Bravo last night called "Hey Paula". Bitch is crazy. Although she claims all her 'strange behavior' is due to lack of sleep, she heads on into a Starbucks at 2:30 in the morning. When asked "how will you sleep?" by her staff, she gives them a big "whatevs" look. (read: Ambien duh!)

She Said It

“I can’t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. ‘Boo hoo hoo. I’m going to jail.’ Good. Does that mean you’ll stop showing me your pussy now?”

~ Safe to say Lily Allen isn't a Lindsay Lohan fan.

Isaiah Needs To Shut The Hell Up

Looks like getting fired from the hit show Grey's Anatomy still won't keep Isaiah Washington from sticking his foot in it. He's still yap yap yapping to anyone who'll listen, about how 'unfairly' he's being treated by tv execs and the public. He's now playing the race card.

"There is no rehab for homophobia – that was just some crap being put out by the network," Washington, 43, tells Newsweek of the treatment he received after using a homophobic slur during an argument with Grey's costar Patrick Dempsey.

"I went into an executive counseling program which many people in this industry know about and go to. They knew what the program was but chose to call it what they wanted to fit their agenda. And more importantly, I volunteered for it because I wanted to understand my fight with Patrick and how it got out of hand like that."

Washington says he even paid half the fee for his treatment, and adds: "I thought [ABC] sending me meant they actually wanted me to succeed and come out on the other end." The network declined to comment for the story.

The actor also describes race as a factor in his downfall. During his fight with Dempsey, he says, "Someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me."

On his subsequent firing: "I apologized and showed my remorse for what I said and for the pain I caused anyone. If a black man can't get forgiveness in this country, when so many other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get second and third chances ... I think that says a lot about race and this country where we stand."

Later in the article, he says: "It didn't help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn't a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. ? I had a person in human resources tell me after this thing played out that 'some people' were afraid of me around the studio. I asked her why, because I'm a 6'1" black man with dark skin and who doesn't go around saying 'Yessah, massa sir' and 'No sir, massa' to everyone?''

But the Newsweek article says Washington has a reputation in the film industry for lashing out at others, and points out that, several years ago, he had an angry confrontation with his Soul Food producer Tracey Edmonds (who is currently dating Eddie Murphy).

"I have a mind of my own and I do speak it when I feel it's right," he says. "In this business that's considered being difficult and hard to deal with."

I will be thankful if I don't see his face on tv again.

Keeps Getting Weirder

I haven't reported on the deaths of wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son, but today's information is so bizarre I have to mention it. The whole story is so morbid I can't bring myself to upload a picture of the guy.......

Reports today are saying that BENOIT's Wikipedia entry was altered to mention his wife's death - hours before her body was found in their Georgia home. The wrestler is believed to have asphyxiated his wife Nancy and son Daniel last Friday (22Jun07) and Saturday (23Jun07) respectively, before hanging himself on Sunday (24Jun07). But cops only discovered the dead family at their Atlanta home on Monday (25Jun07) afternoon. Benoit's biography on the user-generated online encyclopedia was changed early on Monday morning (25Jun07), claiming the former World Heavyweight Champion missed a fight last Sunday because his wife had died. Wikipedia's Cary Bass traced the internet protocol (IP) address to a user in Stamford, Connecticut - the headquarters of the World Wrestling Entertainment - but as an IP address does not have to be sent from its place of registration, Bass says it is impossible to pinpoint exactly where the posting was made. Police are investigating.

source - contactmusic

Guess Who???

Happy Friday!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Surprise, Surprise

Who is surprised that on the morning of her close encounter with a curb, Lindsay Blohan was drunk AND coked up? Another proud moment for the underage starlett.

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26. In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk.

Come on girls, you're loaded, hire a freakin' driver.

source - tmz

She Said It

"I have a problem, I just found out my go-to French dish, onion soup, is beef-based. Oh well, I guess I've had a little extra protein over the years."

~ Natalie Portman, vegetarian

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paris Lies On Larry King

So Posh It Hurts

Victoria Beckham has designed a $500,000 closet for her new L.A. home. It apparently features a leather floor, Baccarat crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out. This according to In Touch Weekly..........

I don't know if I believe the 'cat scan' part. Seems a wee bit far fetched. All she really needs is an assistant to stand there and say, "You look hot and slutty." That should satisfy.

Oh The Drama.......

It's A Sad State Of Affairs When.......

Britney Spears was better off when she was still married to KFed.

Apparently Brit wants to halt the divorce proceedings and work on a possible reconciliation. KFed wants none of it.

A source "close to the couple" told the National Enquirer magazine: "Britney called Kevin and told him 'I'm not divorcing you! I want my family back!'

"He was stunned. The call was about custody rights, and though Kevin suspected Britney has been stalling the divorce because of second thoughts, he was shocked when she told him she wanted him back.

"The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn't interested in a reconciliation. Britney got upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months until he saw things her way and came back to her."

The 25-year-old, who has two sons, 21-month-old Sean Preston and nine-month-old Jayden James with Kevin - has reportedly been telling friends filing for divorce was a mistake and she wants to rebuild her marriage.

Kevin counter-filed for divorce in response to Britney's petition.

He Said It

"It would be hard for me to make reference to her without being disrespectful. If my (late) mom was using drugs, I would probably lose respect for her. But if someone else was disrespectful to her, I would respond immediately. My son has so many of my qualities that I feel like he would feel the same way, even if it was his father saying it. He would find some resentment toward me for saying something bad about his mother, so I don't talk about it."

~ 50 Cent
when asked if he will get back
at his ex,
Shaniqua Tompkins, in song.
The couple are currently in a bitter custody battle.

Guess Who? Revealed!

LOVE it when I can trick all of you.

It's Charlize Theron leaving lunch at Orso on Monday.

She Said It

“I don’t have a clue why I’m famous. I didn’t make myself famous…You’re doing it. I think people just want to say, ‘Oh, she doesn’t have a job she doesn’t do anything.’ They get off on that. But I do have a job, like everyone else.”

“I don’t walk around pretending that I’m perfect, so I don’t think anyone should hold me to that. The dangerous thing is that there are 16 -, 17 -, 18 –year-olds that people consider to be role models. I’m so happy I wasn’t famous back then…You’d think I was the f—king devil.”

~ Nicole Richie
in the August 2007 issue of Nylon Magazine

CLIP Of The Week

Good Cop, Baby Cop

Will Ferrell and Pearl are at it again.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Computer Drama Today Sorry

Hate to disappoint.

Paris was set free..... blah blah blah......

Hope to be back on track with posting by tomorrow.

Hope to see you.

Damn you ShawCable.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Travolta Gets Wiggy

It was extremely obvious at this years Oscars where John Travolta's hairdo began raising suspicions. The dollhair-like hairline was a dead giveaway. This photo reveals it's a really a bad hair piece, mesh showing and all. Wig ala Tyra styles.

source - dlisted

Baby Tiger Revealed

Tiger Woods and wife Elin welcomed a daughter they named Sam Alexis on Monday. Tiger released these photos today on his website.

Guess Who???

Guess Who? Revealed!

Roseanne's youngest daughter, Sara Gilbert is about to have her own little one.

Congrats to anon for guessing this one first and to OldWiseOne for being first right who used her 'real' name.

She Said It

“Larry King is not only a world-renowned journalist,
but a true American icon. It will be an honor to do his show.”

~ Paris Hilton

She will be released from the big house tomorrow and
appear on CNN Wednesday.


Justin & Jessica Out In The Open

We need to come up for a name for these two. Looks like they are getting more serious. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were snapped while touring the sites in Denmark over the weekend.

Germany Bans Tom Cruise

Germany has barred Tom Cruise and company from filming his next movie in their country because they don't recognize Scientology as legit. LOVE it!

Cruise, and actor in the film and also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church. Berlin says it masquerades as a religion to make money, a charge Scientology leaders reject.

The U.S. actor has been cast as Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, leader of the unsuccessful attempt to assassinate the Nazi dictator in July 1944 with a bomb hidden in a briefcase.

Defense Ministry spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said the film makers "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".

"In general, the Bundeswehr (German military) has a special interest in the serious and authentic portrayal of the events of July 20, 1944 and Stauffenberg's person," Kammerbauer said.

Cruise's publicists could not be reached for comment.

source - reuters.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Britney Can't Stay Home...... EVER

Last night Britney Spears got all dolled up and went out for dinner with her cousin and the paparazzi to Benevenuto in West Hollywood. Great flashdance dress and rats nest hair. Girl loves to flash the beav.

photos - celebutopia

Scott Baio Is 45.....And Single

Next in line to submit their soul to the Flavor Of Love formula for fidelity is Scott Baio, starring in a reality show entitled Scott Baio Is 45.....and SINGLE.

Set to air in July on VH1, it will consist of eight episodes of Baio participating in a variety of situations that will explain his commitment phobia and attempt to form a lasting relationship. A relationship therapist and a cavalcade of pointing-and-laughing former flames will make guest appearances including Erin Moran (Joanie) and ex-Baywatch'er Nicole Eggert.


Pam Wants In The Strip Club Biz

Pamela Anderson announced on her blog, her plans to open a chain of strip clubs. The stemming from spending so much time in Las Vegas performing magic with Hans Klok. Pam joins Hans onstage every weekend at The Aladdin this summer. She's loving it.

"Having so much fun performing the more dangerous illusions with Hans. No turning back now. Vegas forever. I'm completely in love. I left New York for Finland today. Just arrived with my father. Our heritage is here. We are both excited. We will be taking lots of saunas. Save my liver. Also I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I'm going to look into opening a chain of strips club and ill call them LAPLAND!!!"

She Said It

"Who is that? No I'm sorry, I have no idea who you are talking about."

~ Gisele Bundchen
when told James Blunt has a crush on her

Don't you LOVE it?

Eddie Is Scary Spice's Baby Daddy

The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

"He's the baby's father, it's official," says a source close to Brown. "The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his."

Of Brown, the source said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."

Murphy's rep declined to comment.

Brown, 32, gave birth to the baby, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, on April 3, and has long contended that Murphy is the child's father.

Now go be a man and visit your daughter, jerk.


Happy Friday!

will post around lunch time....... gotta do a bit of shopping first.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Sometimes You Just Gotta.....

I've found the perfect place to keep 'mama's little helpers'. Call it your own groovy little conversation piece. "Does that say...." , "Yes" you answer a little too quickly.

Interior designer to the stars, Jonathan Adler has a whole swack of great items for your home. His site even offers an Ask Jonathan feature, where he will answer your design questions. Jonathan most recently decorated the Parker Palm Springs Hotel.

These babies really caught my eye. It's like grown up pottery that you have to put away when your parents come to visit, so that the next time you see them, it isn't at an intervention.

How Many People Look This Good 12 Days After Giving Birth Put Up Their Hand

Ya that's what I thought.

Here's Keri Russell, walking around NYC today with 12 day old son, River.

pics - celebutopia

Barbara Who?

All the sucking up Barbara Walters has been doing to Paris and Kathy Hilton lately, has not paid off, and WaWa is pissed.

NBC has agreed to pay as much as $1 million for Paris Hilton's first after-jail interview, which will appear on the "Today" show, The Post has learned.

Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.

ABC was the front-runner until NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker personally called Hilton's father Rick and made the pitch, the sources said.

Hilton agreed to the interview, but said she'd only speak with Vieira because of "disparaging" remarks her co-host Matt Lauer made about her.

Paris Is Thankful

Ryan Seacrest was granted the coveted interview with Paris Hilton from jail this morning on his LA morning radio show. Paris went on and on about how jail has made her a changed woman.

"I'm so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food."

"You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it," claimed the heiress, "Frankly I'm sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way."

Of her life behind bars, Hilton, who was jailed for violating probation for driving with a suspended license, says it's been difficult being kept from her family. "I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won't even let me do that."

She also insists that she is not receiving any special treatment in jail. "That's how the rules are, you have to be behind glass," she said. "I'm not a criminal, I'm not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It's hard but I'm stronger everyday."

As for the future, Hilton says: "I just can't wait to see my family and have a nice meal and be in my own bed and appreciate all the things I took for granted and never really thought much about."

Kind of how I felt when I went to live in Tokyo at the age of 18 and live in a slummy apartment for 4 months. I couldn't walk around in my bare feet, had to get out of bed and slip on a pair of shoes, it was that yucky, and I honestly did come home and appreciate what I had. Not that I believe Paris will for more than a week.......

source- People

It's A HAPPY Birthday For Prince William!

Prince William turned 25 today. The Prince now has access to the interest – an estimated $500,000 to $600,000 a year – generated by the $13 million left to him by his mother, Princess Diana, who died in 1997.

He'll come into the full capital sum when he turns 30. His brother Harry, 22, will gain access to his inheritance – a similar amount – on the same schedule, according to their mother's will.

Reps for the prince would not say what he plans to do with the money, the Associated Press reports.

He and Harry each earn about $44,000 a year as second lieutenants in the British army, and their necessities – including housing, staff and polo playing – are paid for by their father, Prince Charles.

(Anyone else think Harry was looking mighty fine on the Matt Lauer Primetime interview the other night?)

source - People

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Osbournes Have Moved On

The home made famous by a reality show is now owned by another pair of famous pipes.

The Osbournes put their Doheny Drive estate on the market in April (07) after Ozzy confessed, "I don't want to stay in that house any more... The house holds bad memories for me because it reminds me of the terrible time Sharon got cancer and of times when me and the kids were doped out of our minds."

Reports suggest Christina Aguilera paid an undisclosed sum for the mansion and plans to turn it into her Los Angeles base.


The Go To Jail Diet

Paris’ weight has fallen from 110lbs to 100lbs after she was sent back to jail in Lynwood, Los Angeles, for flouting a driving ban.

One insider said: “After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat.

“Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic.

“They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating.

“She has since managed to get a little food down, but doctors are closely monitoring her.”

Insiders say her only human contact is with doctors and three deputies who monitor her 24 hours a day.

She has no TV and is allowed out of her cell for one hour a day to phone her family.

The insider added: “Paris looks very pale. She is not allowed to wear make-up and her hair is matted and frizzy from washing it with soap as there’s no shampoo.”



Sure the food must be bad, but I'll bet she's refusing to eat because she doesn't want to be watched on the toilet. Apparently her seatless toilet is in the middle of the room, in perfect view for the guards, so they can keep an eye on the prisoner at all times. She probably just eats cheese so she can keep herself bunged up.

CLIP Of The Week

weirdest soap opera ever. this is from Passions. i'm stunned and lovin' it.
this is so funny, it's killing me inside.

Why Does He Make It So Hard?

I love to make fun of Tom Cruise but this picture of him with
daughter Suri yesterday makes it hard.

JT's Had A Change Of Heart

After bashing his relationship with Jessica Biel in the French press last week, it looks like Justin Timberlake has changed his mind and does want her on tour with him after all.

When asked about rumoured girlfriend Biel: "She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts."

When asked about the 'love of his life', he replied, "I haven't met her yet." Ouch. Guess Jessica didn't read it or Justin tells her it was just a ploy to fend off the press.

Biel arrived with JT in Amsterdam on Sunday evening and flew with him to Stockholm for another show on Monday night.