Thursday, August 28, 2008

Life Imitating Art? Or Is It...

David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton "Larry" Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this
situation as a family."

I can't wait for Season Two of Californication to start, where Duchovny plays a sex-crazed, semi-famous writer with severe writers block. One of the best shows out there right now. Pick up Season One on dvd if you haven't seen it. I wasn't a fan of his before this series. In this show, Duchovny wreaks of sex, and in a good way. Not the Antonio Banderas kind of way. If I had the opportunity, I'd totally hit it.

Come to think of it, rehab for sex addiction would be a great publicity stunt for Californication's second season.

Sure Fire Way To Head For A Break-Up

Jessica Simpson announces to PEOPLE that boyfriend Tony Romo is her "perfect guy."

"I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' " she confesses in the latest cover story. "I don't really ever say that to anybody."

Simpson, 28 (as is Dallas Cowboys quarterback Romo), also co-wrote a song for her man, "You're My Sunday," which is featured on her new country album, Do You Know (out Sept. 9). And, in a true modern-day sign of devotion, changed her cell phone number and e-mail address to cut off any potential communication from her exes.

"I don't want anybody that's been in my life [before] in my life anymore," she says. "I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me."

Romo hasn't done the same, but Simpson brushes it off. "I'm not a jealous girlfriend," she says – even though in a recent interview his ex, Carrie Underwood, claims she still hears from him.

As for her own onetime relationship with John Mayer – which began in 2006 and fizzled out last summer – Simpson survived its rockiness by doing some self-appraisal afterwards.

"I had to regain self-esteem and self-value," she says.

When it comes to relationships, Simpson says she gives over her heart fully and expects the same in return: "I just love, so I don't understand when people can't do exactly what I do."

Jessica needs to shut up and just live. Close your mouth and keep us guessing. We are so sick of your open book.

Wanna Know How You Can Avoid THIS?

You'd think Jennifer Lopez would be privy to such things.

Us women can sometimes get damp sweaty pits. Usually when we are pms'ing or of course, post-partum ala JLo. Last night in Denver, Jennifer showed her support at the National Democratic Convention. She showed her support, her great post-baby figure, and alas, sweaty pit stains.

This has never happened to me since I discovered a little secret. To prevent red carpet wet pits, a little Drysol and maybe a Xanax are your friend. Yes you can botox your sweat glands, and many celebs do, but I know something much cheaper and far less painful and time consuming.

DRYSOL - you use it in the evening, twice a week the first week and then once or even less after that. No more sweat. I honestly only need it once a month now. I asked my doc about it's high aluminum content and she says that it is used so little that it is safe. As long as you don't eat it. Duh. Ask the pharmacist, they keep it behind the counter, it is under $20 and will last a year at least. Make sure you don't apply it immediately after shaving. That sucker will sting. But trust me, you will never get sweaty pits again. No prescription required in Canada. Don't be embarrassed to ask your Pharmacist, the first time I did, over 10 years ago, the Pharmacist said, "Oh, good sh!t."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Phelps To Open SNL

Michael Phelps will make his acting debut when he hosts the season premiere of NBC's Saturday Night Live on Sept. 13.

The show will kick of the 34th season, Lil Wayne will be the musical guest.

CLIP Of The Week

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Attached At The Raybans

Whether Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are 'just friends' or lovers, are they ever seen apart? Here they are grabbing lunch in Hollywood today.

They are color coordinating like an old married couple too. Like an old married couple or a couple of Cruise's.

Say Something Nice

Go on. Try it.

Finally Kid Rock Says Something I Can Tolerate

“I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics. Because at the end of the day, let me tell you what I ‘m good at: I’m good at writing songs and singing. What I’m not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part. So I’ll just keep my mouth shut on that. I think celebrity endorsements hurt politicians. Because as soon as somebody comes out for a politician, especially in Hollywood, when they all go, ‘I’m voting for this guy!’ — I go, ‘That’s not who I’m voting for!’ … As soon as Oprah Winfrey pops up and goes ‘Ha-la-la-la-la,’ I’m like, ‘I love Barrack Obama. I hate Oprah Winfrey.’ I don’t hate her. I just don’t believe in her, so I don’t want any part of any of that. I think celebrities hurt politicians.”

~ Kid Rock

Amen to that.

source- CMT

Guess Who?

Monday, August 25, 2008

Crazy Like A Cruise

I seriously just spit my wine onto my computer screen. Give me a minute to wipe this up....

They are asking for it, aren't they?!?

Last night The Cruise Family made their way outdoors with their sunglasses on natch.

Not only do they (Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes) have on the EXACT same jeans, they have the EXACT same wallet. Do they check themselves at the door? Sunglasses? Check. Sweaters? Check. Faded ugly ass jeans? Check. Hideous lame sneakers? Check. We're ready.

This is truly f&cked up. Katie has failed at single-handedly trying to sell us the 'boyfriend jean', so she's enlisted the help of her man-wife? You watch, soon all Scientologists will dress this way. At least then we can easily spot them. And just remember, their leader's the one in the black kicks.

Tom tries to camoflauge his lifts, thinking we (I) don't notice just because they're dark. Black Nike's with a 2 and a half inch heel. Custom made for sure. That combined with Katie's knee bending, he's practically 5'7''.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Tonight Was The Night

The show where nothing ever happens, other than sighs and eye-rolls, The Hills premiered their fourth season tonight. Half of you care. I know you do. Anyway, is it just me or was every 'big' line in tonight's show dubbed in? They would pan away from the 'speaker' and....."We will never be friends." That last line was SO dubbed in after the fact. So was Lauren's talk with Whitney at the start of the show about her date that night. FAKE FAKE FAKE! F&ck I love it. I'm pathetic.

Jen Wished John Would Shut His Mouth

But he didn't. He wouldn't. He couldn't.

Jennifer Aniston’s pals were rolling their eyes over the weekend about John Mayer’s unofficial press conferences discussing the couple's breakup.

“Jen will never kiss and tell, but it’s she who ended the relationship,” a source close to Jen says. “(Mayer's) childish behavior only confirms she was right to dump him. Now he’s acting like a spoiled child. Expect Jen to behave like a lady.”

Mayer first explained his version of the breakup to an OK! magazine reporter, who quickly posted online that Mayer did the dumping. "I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right,” Mayer told the reporter.

Yet Aniston's pal says the something that "wasn’t right" was Mayer’s behavior toward the press during the relationship. “He has a relationship with certain paparazzi (and) bloggers," the source said. “He tips them off. He loves the attention. Jen didn’t want to believe it was happening, but it was, and she has no tolerance for that.”

Another issue: Money. “Jen was tired of paying for everything," said another source close to Aniston. “Cobwebs come flying out of (Mayer's) wallet when he opens it. John liked living like a movie star when he was with her. ... Jen would never say anything, but you could tell it irritated her.”
Mayer's a big-mouth and cheap? Oh well, he's still got those big honkin' feet going for him.


All Class...

The three stars who completed Heath Ledger's final film role have donated their pay to his two year old daughter.

Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell were worried for Matilda’s future as Heath left an old will which did not include the girl.

They played versions of his character Tim in fantasy epic The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus.

Director Terry Gilliam said: “They didn’t take money — it goes to Heath’s daughter.

“That’s extraordinary! And wonderful . . . and when you’re part of that, you think, ‘Ah, this is maybe why I went into the movies in the beginning. I thought it would be full of wonderful people.’

"And we’ve got a movie full of wonderful people who did extraordinary things to help.”

Heath, 28, died in his New York flat in January from an accidental overdose of prescription drugs.


Christina Applegate Is Cancer Free

Christina Applegate says she's now free of breast cancer following treatment.

"I'm clear," Applegate, 36, tells Good Morning America, on Tuesday's show. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. ... They got everything out so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer."

Diagnosed a month ago, Christina says the cancer was discovered in the second of two MRI tests done as a follow-up to a biopsy performed last year.

"I was so mad and I – I just remember I was – I was just shaking," she says. "And then also immediately, I had to go into ... 'take-care-of-business-mode,' which was ... I asked them, 'What do I do now? What – what is it that I do? I get a doctor, I get a surgeon, I get an oncologist? What do I do?'"

source - People

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Heigl's Still A Hack

Katherine Heigl has been laying low since her stupid statements regarding this years Emmy awards. However, she was spotted, with ciggie natch, roaming the streets of LA on Tuesday.

It's about 105 degrees in LA right now. Not really appropriate to bring out the new fall sweater. And you can not make me like the new "boyfriend jeans". They are NOT the new skinny's.

Haute Beat Of The Day

Mark Ronson feat. Amy Winehouse - Valerie

CLIP Of The Week

What's the secret to looking so great at 91, Ernest Borgnine?

source- kissnation

Saturday, August 09, 2008

R.I.P. Bernie Mac

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles, California.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Bernie leaves behind a wife and daughter.


Thursday, August 07, 2008

Roll Em Up, Light Em Up...

Oops.... that's a baby.

Matthew McConaughey is now putting all that 'rolling practice' to good use. He took his one month old son, Levi for a walk, and Mom carried the long board as a belly blocker.

Kate Hudson Does W

Kate is the September cover girl for W Magazine.

“No matter what is going on in my life, relationship-wise, Chris takes absolute precedence. It’s important for Ryder to hear me say how wonderful Chris is, and how much Chris misses him.”

Guess Who? Revealed!

AJ wins this round.

This bikini babe is none other than Cindy Crawford. The 43 year old mother of two is looking amazing both with or without her clothes on. These shots were taken in St Tropez this week. Cindy and her hubby, Rande Gerber, are on vacay with George Clooney.

This shot was taken today, Cindy, tanned and looking gorge, hitting the shops of St Tropez.

Long Time No Courtney

Courtney Cox-Arquette walked right into the path of the paps, yesterday in Los Angeles. It's rare to not see her wearing black, but she's always looking great.

I Dare Ya

RDJ On The Cover Of Rolling Stone

"I'm such a work in progress at the moment, it's crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I don't forget the past, I'm cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but she's really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the pussy, you're going to be just fine."

~ Robert Downey Jr.

Love love love him.

Read the entire interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands August 8, 2008.

Triumph The Insult Dog At Comicon '08

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

CLIP Of The Week

Someone Give Kelly Ripa A Sandwich

And tell her to stop pumping iron while you're at it.

Here's Kelly Ripa arriving at the CBS studios for a taping of David Letterman this afternoon. Girlfriend needs to lay off the weights and pick up a cheeseburger. Tanned and toned is one thing, but this new 'veiny' look the celebs are after is just ICK.

It's Paris Doing What She Does Best

Going down.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden take a ride Tuesday at Tivoli Gardens amusement park in Copenhagen, Denmark. The celebutard is in Europe to promote her new line of PH Europa handbags.

pic - People

I Freakin' Love Anderson Cooper

He hit the nail right on Dina's head. Love. Him.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Guess Who?

Um Sly...

I think you should stay out in the sun just a little while longer.
How's that sunblock working for ya?

Eva Mendes Too Hot For The USA

Calvin Klein's most recent tv ad has been banned in the US.

Eva Mendes caresses herself, rolls around in a rumpled bed and - oops! - flashes a nipple in the 30-second TV spot for Secret Obsession. “Between love and madness lies obsession,” Mendes whispers huskily. “Love … madness. It’s my secret.”

The ban “is not entirely a surprise for the U.S. market,” [said the] president of Calvin Klein, Inc. “We believe the commercial is exceptional. [The attention surrounding the ad] just reinforces our belief in the campaign, in true Calvin Klein fashion, sparks controversy.”

An edited version of the ad will run stateside on cable TV. The original will run abroad.

Calvin Klein seems far from upset about the ban: The ad is posted on their Web site with the title, "banned TV commercial."


Owen Shows The Pipes

Owen Wilson spent his Monday afternoon soaking up the sun on Malibu with his faithful pooch Garcia. No Kate in sight.

Haute Beat Of The Day

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Christina Applegate Has Breast Cancer

A rep for the actress tells ET, "Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."

Glad to hear it was detected early. Get those uncomfortable check-ups ladies!