Wednesday, April 30, 2008

CLIP Of The Week

Guess Who? Revealed!

Congrats to Allison! She takes this round.

It's Rumer Willis at the Tribeca Film Festival.


It's nice to finally see a new Hollywood mom, go out without 3 layers of Spanx on. Here's Halle Berry getting some shopping done today in Brentwood.

That's quite a difference from how she looked just two nights ago, on the red carpet.

pic - TMZ

Monday, April 28, 2008

She Said It

“People think I’m aloof, or cold, or that I breathe rarefied air -
that’s not me."

~ Gwyneth Paltrow

Amy Poehler Baby Mama For Realz

Hollywood's funniest couple, Will Arnett & Amy Poehler are expecting their first baby. Expect this 'baby' to drop this fall. Congrats!

source - People

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Cindy Still Killing It At 42

Cindy Crawford was looking better than ever at The 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, last night. Nothing too overly fake looking about her, so she's either aging well or has an amazing dermatologist. Probably the same one as Demi. She should lay off the 'eyebrow lifting' injections for awhile though. Looking a bit too awake.

pics - celebutopia

Guess Who?

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Leah Remini Needs Parenting Help And Fast

Leah Remini has a daughter, almost four years old, who is still drinking 6-8 BOTTLES of milk a day. Yes you read that correctly.

"The problem I'm having with bottle-feeding is basically that Sofia drinks six or more bottles a night," she explains, a situation that leaves her and her husband Angelo exhausted from handing over new bottles and changing diapers at all hours. Leah also recognizes there are potential health issues. "We're hearing that it's not good for her," she admits. "In talking to our pediatrician, they almost fell off their chair when we said she's still on the bottle. So I'm thinking maybe it's not right."

Um.... ya think?

"I have no problem being judged," Remini told the Daily News. "What I do mind is imperfect people acting indignant about a situation in which they, too, have maybe failed.

"They might have their kid off the bottle, but that kid still may be walking around with a pacifier in their mouth, which according to pediatricians is equally as bad."

Um.... a pacifier at 4 years old is ridiculous in my mind. Bottles, insane. Get a spine. Get a grip. That poor girls teeth must be rotten from drinking all that crazy Scientologist juice. You know she makes that formula with that special water of theirs.

The actress will be a featured guest on "Rachael Ray" and cameras invade Remini's home to document her struggle to wean her daughter, Sofia.

source - nydailynews.

Tickled By The Stache

He's asking for it this time. John Travolta rocking the handlebar this week, just screams G A Y. I'm sure he's growing it for a roll, I mean, 'role'. Ba dum bum.

Just The Forehead, Leave The Crows Feet

Those must be the words that come out of Liz Hurley's mouth when she shows up at her dermatologist every 3 months. The 43 year old has obviously opted for botox to erase the lines on her forehead, but is leaving the crows feet and the rest of it, au natural.

The gorgeous, Elizabeth "look at me boobs" Hurley, attended the Duftstars Awards in Berlin this evening. Ya her boobs are big, but do you see that engagement ring of hers? H.U.G.E.

Pregnant & Still Crazy Hot

Alessandra Ambrosio, Victoria's Secret spokesmodel, just might be the best looking pregnant lady I have ever seen. She is at least 7 months preggers too.

Ambrosio was snapped while getting a little shopping done in Los Angeles on Thursday.

pics - celebutopia

Guess Who? Revealed!

Thanks for reminding me LA. This one was pretty much impossible, since the subject usually has short hair. Trick questions this time. Sorry all, but..... I WIN!

It's Selma Blair!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Remind Me To Stay At The Hyatt, The Next Time I'm In Russia

Paris Hilton, 27, scribbled “Paris Moscow 2008” in black marker on the designer wallpaper in the Hyatt’s $20,000-a-night presidential suite. Paris was there for a photoshoot during a stay in the Russian capital. Bosses at the Hyatt Hotel fined her $9000 and said she could never return.

A spokesman said: “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Next time maybe she could try staying at a Hilton. Oh ya. Hilton's are cheap.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Careful, You Might Melt The Ice

The Beckhams kept it cozy while watching their kids skate on Saturday.

You know you're in LA when there is someone in shorts at the rink.

pics - celebutopia

Thursday, April 17, 2008

This Is Why We Wear A Bra

Right off the bat I gotta say, it's not a great look from behind.

Then you see the front and damn.

Ellen Pompeo go and put a bra on!
I don't care how comfortable it is.

Safe To Say Isla's Back To A Size 2

Isla Fisher on the set of her new movie, Confessions Of A Shopaholic. Just a couple months ago she was wearing big coats and baggy dresses. Just five months ago, Isla became a mom. Now she's in a pencil skirt looking cute cute cute. Half the film she'll be a size 8, the other half, a 2. Isla has been working hard and it shows. She looks great.

Fashion in this film will rival Sex & The City, no doubt.

To-die-for eyebrows. The perfect colour.

pics - celebutopia

That's Exactly What I Was Thinking

Jude Law has that huh?-look on his face when he was caught by the paps in London this morning. Why is it that the hairy guys are the ones to lose it on their head first? Jude was a hottie. If he grew five inches, lost the arm and chest hair, and wasn't such a cheating slut, he could have been perfect. Now he's balding. And fast. Karma's a bitch.

Now Here You Go Again, You Say You Want Your Freedom...

Mary-Kate Olsen managed to not only look ridiculous at a children's charity event in NYC last night, but she somehow even managed to look fat. Channeling her best trademark Stevie look. Well done.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

CLIP Of The Week

Couldn't He Have Passed?

When the producer shouts for the 'Umbrella Carrier' to trail Jake Gyllenhaal to his dressing room, I would of taken Jake for a guy who would say, "Hell no." I guess he does look a tad humiliated.

Uh Mom... Think You Can Go Cover Up?

You think Pamela Anderson's son might of asked her to stop dressing like such a slut, and cover the f&ck up? You know he did. It's gotta be embarrassing when your 10 year old friends get a boner when Mom shows up at your baseball game. The Dad's too.

Guess Who? Revealed!

Didn't fool any of you with this ass wrapped up in double bows. It belongs to the newly single, Pink. Congrats It's Barbie, Bitch! Let's see if you can go three for three.

It's All A Disguise

When Katie Holmes cut her hair to even-more resemble her freaky husband, last week.... it had me thinking. Then, just today, Star Magazine says Katie is trying to escape. I say she's already begun implementing her master plan.

"She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there's no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away," an insider tells Star. "There's no way he'll allow it. He just doesn't want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her." Further, the couple's tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late. "Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."

Katie is going to put on a three piece suit, act all kinds of crazy, point, and walk. Walk right off the Camp Cruise compound. You watch. She will fool them all too, if she can only figure out how to fold her legs in half. Do it Katie! Run!

Ugh. Sorry.

Life calls.....

but I hope to be back tonight!

Friday, April 11, 2008

She Said It

"I am not comfortable having any kind of intimate conversation at all.
I don't like the tone or the subject. I'm just embarrassed."

~ Sarah Jessica Parker
on her differences from Carrie Bradshaw

Quick! Grab the Purell

Tara Reid was out on the town Wednesday night.

Thanks Tara, for going and ruining the Gucci bag I had my eye on.

I Guess The Kids Gotta Eat

Posh and her bodyguard picked up some things at Whole Paycheque, I mean, Whole Foods, in Brentwood last night.

Happy Friday!