Hold Me Closer Tony Danza

Tony Danza is Pissed Off

Oh Ya... Christina's Going To Get Her Drink On

Christina Aguilera has been getting loaded more than a lot lately. Much more than any new Mommy should. There are whispers that her husband, Jordan Bratman, is getting fed up with having to drag her out of clubs 4 nights a week.

Christina going in:


On Monday night the couple first of all took in The Faint and Ladytron gig at Music Box, and then headed to The Room in Hollywood for a few too many cocktails. Let's hope these paparazzi shots will get her to lose some of the facepaint, though unlikely.

And Christina going out:

We Are Laughing At You Paula, Not With

Paula Abdul is about to be ridiculed at a theater near you -- and she doesn't even know it. A source tells us Sacha Baron Cohen, playing a wildly gay Austrian TV reporter in "Bruno," conducted a wacky interview with the "American Idol" judge.

"Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn't aware she was fooled," the insider said.

Abdul's rep had no immediate comment. Universal, which releases the flick July 10, also had no comment.

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How many of you wouldn't want to live 24/7 in Paula's pill-filled haze? Oblivious to her own craziness. If American Idol stops working out for her, I'm sure she has a big future on Intervention.

Once, Twice, Um Ya This Ain't Workin'

Sean Penn has filed for legal separation from his wife of 13 years, Robin Wright Penn, court papers filed last week in Marin County, Calif., show.

The actor is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their children, daughter Dylan, 18 and son Hopper, 15. He is also requesting that the court not award any spousal support to Wright Penn. The papers show the couple separated on April 23.

Penn, 48, and Wright Penn, 43, started divorce proceedings in Marin County Superior Court in December 2007 after 11 years of marriage.

But they decided to reconcile four months later when a court clerk dismissed the divorce petition at their request.

Looks like these two are headed for Divorce Court. Round two.

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Speidi Masks

Heidi and Spencer. They've got it all wrong.
WE are the ones who need the masks.

Omg I hate them so.

I've Always Said I Could Never Be Friends With A Hummer Driver

And now I have further proof.

Twitter Mania Sweeping The Nation

I'm not exaggerating when I say Twitter is a blast. It's hard to explain. It just is. Follow the right people, and it's like a constant party, full of interesting, comical and sometimes annoying people. In fact, Twitter is what annoys the hell out of me about Facebook. The "is". Yet somehow, on Twitter it just isn't. Unless of course you are following Soleil Moon Frye. The suckiest of all Tweeters.

Last nights The Soup shows us all that the Twitter hype is real. Dominating the airwaves. I can totally see why it's easy to make fun of, but I don't care. Go ahead mock me.


Oh and did I mention? I love The Soup too. Joel McHale is one hot, funny bitch. Miley however, she can go away now.

Follow me at www.twitter.com/leisaleisa .

CLIP Of The Week

Beyonce Is Uber Talented

Oh do I live for this sh!t. All you Beyonce fans better listen up. You think Sasha is hella fierce? Well after hearing this, I think you may have second thoughts.

You see, just last year Beyonce performed in the a.m. hours on The Today Show and now somehow the board mix of her performance has leaked.

How great is that? Someone has leaked Beyonce singing under her own lip-syching to Howard Stern. The Today Show viewers heard the produced and final CD version, and we are now going to hear what she actually sounds like underneath.

So HERE we have the unedited, "board mix" of Beyonce Knowles from her "Today Show" performance last year -- courtesy of Howard Stern.

Click here to listen, and make sure you get thru to the chorus. Wow.


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Happy Friday!

Lindsay Wants A Date

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan has finally made a wise decision and has teamed with funnyordie.com to make a little fun at her own expense.

Nicole Richie Showing Baby Number Two

Nicole Richie is the kind of pregnant lady to be envious of. No lumps or bumps anywhere but baby, and she can still put back lattes this early in her pregnancy without (or maybe with?) throwing up. I highly doubt she's drinking steamed milk.

Here she is attending an appointment at a Hollywood medical center on Saturday.

CNN Better Not Bring Snoop Down

Snoop Dogg is all over Twitter. He has embraced it to the fullest and loves to share his life, almost daily, live via a ustream feed. You can follow him at www.twitter.com/snoopdogg and watch him "wake and bake" and quite often he plays a mean "Name That Tune" in the afternoons. Even if Snoop is 'not your thing', he's still very entertaining.

Last night CNN called him out. Showed this clip of him taking some puffs and then discussing the legalities of it all. yawn. Leave ol' Snoop Dogg alone. He ain't hurtin' nobody.

He Said It

"If you ever make a move, whether it's for a kiss or touching her down there, and you feel the slightest bit of resistance, stop. A lot of times, after you stop, they're going to then say, now it's OK. Don't. That time, that day, that's as far as you go. It's a great lesson. You do that, and you know what? Women do come back. They say, what? Nobody stops! They want to go out with you again. And eventually you don't have to stop."

~ Matthew McConaughey
on how his Dad taught him to handle the ladies

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Happy Easter!

In Case You Missed Billy Bob's Lunacy...

Yesterday Billy Bob Thornton lost the plot, more than usual, on live radio. Watch it here.

I feel the interviewer, Jian Ghomeshi, handled the idiot rather well. Redeeming himself after Moxy Fruvous. He is now more well known than ever.

Billy Bob comparing himself to Tom Petty? Claiming he didn't care about music growing up, and then contradicting himself moments later by stating that he is a "music historian". He's nuts. Shows you how 'sane' Angelina is. ahem.

Your Once, Twice, Two Times A Brady

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen have tied the knot a second time. The gorgeous couple exchanged vows in a short sunset ceremony at her home in Costa Rica early Saturday evening. Security guards blocked off key access points to Bündchen's house in Santa Teresa, where 25 or so guests gathered under a tent set up on the home’s balcony.

After the ceremony, Brady, 31, in a gray suit and vest with white pants, held his 1 ½-year-old son John on the balcony and spoke with guests like Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots. Bündchen, 28, also hugged guests while friends and relatives snapped photos.

They all seemed “very happy, like they were having a great time,” says one onlooker.

That afternoon, Bündchen got dressed at the nearby Hotel Flor Blanca while workers readied her home.

Around 4:30 p.m. Bündchen and other guests raced back to her home just in time for the sunset nuptials.

Earlier that day, Brady hosted a bachelor’s brunch for the men in his entourage at the luxurious Milarepa hotel, where guests dined from a menu designed especially by the American chef.

Meanwhile Bündchen entertained female guests and went over last-minute wedding details at her home.

(They officially wed in an intimate ceremony in Santa Monica, Calif., Feb. 26.)

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Happy Friday!

Mariah Rings In Her 40th

On Mariah Carey's 40th birthday, hubby of one year, shock, Nick Cannon pulled off a private, 11-person dinner party at Barbados' ritzy Wispers on the Bay restaurant Friday night, filling the restaurant with hundreds of pink and lavender-hued balloons. The affectionate couple and their friends shared laughs and bottles of Dom Perignon, along with Carey's favorite dessert – yellow cake with chocolate frosting flown in from New York – while a live band played.

For her main course, the birthday girl noshed on salmon with a cranberry and vodka white wine butter sauce, sautéed asparagus, and lemon scented herbal rice, while other guests enjoyed lamb and angus beef with horseradish cream and tomato duxelle.

"Because she's been working extremely hard for the past few months recording new music for the album, it was important to Nick that the trip be a very relaxing one, where Mariah and her friends could truly enjoy themselves," says a source, noting Cannon wanted to plan "the most romantic and beautiful vacation possible" to celebrate Carey's 40th "anniversary."

Following the nearly four-hour fete, "We watched them stroll down to the beach for a romantic walk," says a waiter from the restaurant. "They were very playful and affectionate the entire time ... and very down to earth and extremely gracious to all of the staff."



The day before the dinner, the couple, who rented a home on the island during their stay, were spotted (and photographed) affectionately frolicking on the beach in Barbados.

They left for Miami Saturday morning where Nick hosted a party in Coconut Grove, Florida.

Don't you just love when celebs invite the press to their "exclusive" gatherings? And is it me or do Mimi's eyes look like they've had a little work done?

The 'happy' couple will celebrate one year of marriage on April 30th.

source - People