Sunday, May 31, 2009

Musical Chairs At The 2009 MTV Movie Awards

The show, which airs tonight, is famous for the onstage antics of the award recipients. But a source who overheard conversations among the event's producers says MTV had a wild time trying to seat its celebrity guests in the audience.

"A producer looked at the original seating chart and realized the whole thing had to be reworked because so many people in the house hated one another," laughs our spy. Among the conflicts:

Whitney Port had to be moved away from "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart after producers realized Port once called the movie "really bad" and found Stewart's role "one-dimensional."

18th Annual MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

Port and fellow stars of "The Hills" and "The City" -- Lauren Conrad, Stephanie Pratt, Heidi Montag and Brody Jenner -- also had to be kept away from Audrina Patridge because, our source claims, a producer was overheard saying that "everyone on the show hated her." (Patridge will instead sit near "Star Trek" star Chris Pine.) Similarly, Paris Hilton had to be moved away from "The Hills" cast after recently calling the show "so lame and fake" and "cheesy."

18th Annual MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

Producers also had to scramble to keep Disney's talents -- namely Miley Cyrus and couple Zac Ephron and Vanessa Hudgens -- away from Nickelodeon stars Miranda Cosgrove ("iCarly") and Keke Palmer ("True, Jackson") because Nickelodeon's reps felt that "all the Disney kids are tainted." (Semi-nude photos of Cyrus appeared in Vanity Fair, while Hudgens came under fire after fully nude photos of her circulated online in 2007.)

(The Hills finale and Lauren's last hurrah airs tonight as well)

18th Annual MTV Movie Awards - Arrivals

For the record, Audrina is just as annoying as my-mouth-never-closes-Heidi.

source - NY Post

Next Visa Statement - I'm Claiming Identity Theft

Aw man, this is going to be a good month. Take a good lesson from Courtney Love. And really, why wouldn't you? Spend your face off and then say, "it wasn't me!".

Love has been sued by American Express for defaulting on a $350,000 balance, but PI John J. Nazarian tells Page Six that Love is guilty only of trusting the wrong people. "She's not a person without means," he says. "We're ready to go to the LAPD because someone gained access to her Social Security number and applied for cards in her name. It's astounding AmEx didn't question the charges beforehand." Love once said she was "ready to apply for food stamps" after claiming members of her entourage embezzled $20 million from her.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Guess Who?

I Know I'd Like To Know

Melissa Joan Hart had her second baby only 14 months ago and has dropped an amazing 42 pounds through diet and exercise. Why or why does it always have to be exercise and diet?! Why can't there be a magical solution? I'm talking besides Adderall.

“It was as hard for me as it would be for anyone else,” she tells People magazine, on stands Friday, of going from 155 pounds to 113. Hart had her second son 14 months ago and soon after bloggers were berating her for her post-baby weight. “I still read blogs about me discussing how fat I’ve become,” she says. “Everyone still thinks I’m huge.”

If you get the chance to read the issue, come and share her diet and exercise tips. Please.

source -

CLIP Of The Week

Um... we are over here lady!

He Said It

"My husband-to-be and I will be buying a house together.
And he and I want children. And we are very much in love.
One other thing I can tell you is, I won't wear white."

~ Marc Jacobs

source - NY Post

Saturday, May 23, 2009

G-R-O double S!!!

Paris and her latest piece, Doug Rienhardt were basically doing it in a Cannes nightclub last night. Making sure we all get a good long horrific glimpse of their grossness.

I've got lots of shots of their vomit-inducing PDA to share with you, so I hope you've had your lunch.

You couldn't squeeze one ounce of sexy out of these two, though they sure do think they are the hotness. Esctasy will do that to/for you.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

True Blood : True Lovers

**EXCLUSIVE** True Blood co-stars and real life lovers Anna Paquin and British actor Stephen Moyer go for a bike ride in Santa Monica
Well it's news to me that the stars of HBO's blood-sucking series, True Blood, are actually a true couple off the screen as well. These pics of Anna Paquin and British actor Stephen Moyer on a bike ride in Santa Monica were taken last month. The couple were accompanied by Stephen's daughter Lilac.
**EXCLUSIVE** True Blood co-stars and real life lovers Anna Paquin and British actor Stephen Moyer go for a bike ride in Santa Monica

True Blood is the follow up to Six Feet Under for creator Alan Ball. This is quality stuff people. Season One on DVD hit the stores today. Season Two will start airing on HBO and HBO Canada on June 14th.

Cougar Town - A Preview

Courtney Cox will be back on our tv screens very soon with Cougar Town. Check out a little preview here.

A new addition to your DVR perhaps?

Anna Wintour Tells Oprah She's A FatAss

69th Annual American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala
Anna Wintour had told the almighty Oprah Winfrey to drop 20 pounds to be on the cover of the fashion magazine back in 1998, the editor revealed during an unaired segment from her 60 Minutes interview on Sunday.

"It was a very gentle suggestion," she said, laughing. "I went to Chicago to visit Oprah, and I suggested that it might be an idea that she lose a little bit of weight."

She added: "I said simply that you might feel more comfortable. She was a trooper!"

Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King and many other A-List Celebrities attend Barry Dillers pre-Oscar party in Beverly Hills

Winfrey, 55, must have listened to the fashion legend. She was featured on the cover from more than 10 years ago with the tagline: "Oprah! A Major Movie, An Amazing Makeover."

"She totally welcomed the idea, and she went on a very stringent diet," Wintour said. "And it was one of our most successful covers ever."

Monday, May 11, 2009

Say Something Nice

Kelly Clarkson performing at KIIS-FM's Wango Tango last night in LA.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Happy Friday!

I know. I know. I've been sucking at blogging as of late.
It's time to light a fire under my busy ass.