Sunday, March 26, 2006

Please Don't Forget About Me........

So here I am in Palm Desert. We had a 3.8 earthquake the second night - very exciting/weird. I've shopped my visa off and I haven't even hit Cabazon YET. Monday & Tuesday that is where you will find me.......

We have no way to connect to the net from our rental home so I'm at a neighbours at the moment to check in. Grrrrrrrrrrr - I just realized that in order for me to post photos and gossip I would have to save photos to their computer and then they would know what a shallow gossip whore I am and maybe for now that is NOT a good thing. Sorry Suzy........ I'll have your 'People Mag' up and running by Saturday.

A couple things I can tell you is that Katie Holmes still hasn't popped and had a baby shower yesterday at the classy Scientology Centre in Hollywood. LONGEST PREGNANCY EVER. Poor girl. Speaking of pregnancy, Britney is NOT pregnant and is really upset about all the fat/preg talk. I [almost] feel bad. Honest. Also there are rumours circulating that Kate Moss is dating Colin Farrell. Definately NOT a good idea for either of them if they want to keep their noses clean but whatevs. Can't wait to post some pictures.

I get home late Friday night so prepare for gossip overload on the weekend. PROMISE.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

One More Post For The Road

thanks jody.

Can You Handle My Truth?

palm springs

I'm off to Palm Springs in the morning. Sorry. I feel like I just got the momentum going on my new blog and now I will be away for 9 days. I'm not really sure until we get to the rental house if I can connect to the net. Last year I could not and I went crazy. This year will be far worse as I am really having fun doing this blog thang. So I'll bring the laptop. My goal is to post once a day but i can't promise anything. Keep checking in and I'll try my best to keep it up.

Does anyone but me even give a shit? heh

If you want me to alert you when I'm back up and running, leave an email addy in the comments below and I'll send you something when HauteGossip is back up and running.

If I can't blog or check my email, I'm going to get real bitchy.
If TomKat have their baby while I'm away.......I'm going to be pissed.
You better keep your legs closed until I get back. Ya hear me Katie?

Who Scares You Most?



guess who
She's all grown up now.

tara lipinski
That's right. It's the 1998 USA Olympic GOLD Champion Tara Lipinski!

Wanna Bet?

How much you wanna bet that in this picture taken this weekend, Jamie Foxx is singing that stupid "Gold digger" song that he ALWAYS does? He needs to go away for awhile. So does Eva for that matter.

gold digger

Another Day, Another Good Picture of Jessica Alba

jessica  alba

jessica alba2

Here she is at the Women in Film luncheon.
Once again, LOVE the bag, lose the belt.

Mariah For God Sake - BREATHE!

mariah suck it in

Mimi showing off her new physique on the set of her video 'Say Somethin'. She says she's been working out like non stop. I say those abs are painted on.

mariah on fiah
Even Snoop can barely look at her.

Once Tacky - Always Tacky


Prince recently upset his landlord, NBA star Carlos Boozer, by allegedly turning a $11.9 million rental property into a purple fantasyland.

Boozer, who is renting a West Hollywood home to the musician for $70,000 a month, sued Prince in January, alleging that the singer painted the title of his new album, 3121, and his "prince" symbol onto the exterior of the house, according to papers obtained by the Smoking Gun Web site.

source - People

My Friend Tanya Got Me This COOL Cake

thanks tanya.

High Tech - Cool Shit

Check out THIS site.

Etsy! This site is so high tech! There's a global locator, a time machine, you can shop by colour, it's crazy! I don't even buy crafty stuff but this site is amazing and worth the referral. It's like Ebay for crafts! All shopping sites should be this thorough. Make sure you try the 'random sampler'.

Burn Baby Burn!

Jennifer Aniston

The former 'Friends' beauty was reportedly spotted dumping sacks of her ex-husband's designer togs at a second-hand store in California.

A source revealed: "When a woman in the shop realised that it was Jennifer Aniston, she went over to see what she'd left. "But it was too late because a worker who didn't recognise Jen had already dumped the clothes in a bin mixed with lots of others."

Last year, it was claimed Jennifer burned her wedding dress in a final bid to remove every trace of Brad - who is now romancing Angelina Jolie - from her life. The star was allegedly joined by friends outside her Malibu beach home for the 'cleansing' bonfire.

Personally, I would of burned ALL his stuff along with the wedding dress. heh

What A Good Dad.

Chris Martin takes Apple outside in New York on March 18th,
checks the weather, then returns outside all bundled up.
apple chris

apple 1chris

Photos courtesy of JJB. No I did NOT put the apple tag on them.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Brit Bump Watch - NOT PREGNANT

This was taken today in LA. That tummy is going down!

Oh Liza - You're So Funny.

Hey Liza - lay off the pills!

He's ugly. She's nuts.
It's perfect.

Dare I Say?

She looks 'clear eyed' and sober....
clear eyed tara
I also LOVE the guy that is staring and laughing at her new boobs.

Gwen Stefani = Yummy Mummy


Gwen looking fine once again. Here she is with hubby Gavin enjoying the mens final at the Pacific Open in Palm Desert, CA on Sunday.




Please. NO!



For All You Jakeheads

jake of the day
Here's Jake on the weekend in Santa Monica.


guess who

tina yothers

You were right Bev - it's Jennifer Keaton aka. Tina Yothers.

I Think She Must ALWAYS Look Good

jessica alba 2
Seriously, I have yet to see her ugly face that's fosho.
Here is Jessica Alba at a luncheon for Vogue on Friday.

jessica alba
I love her bag so much I had to find out who made it .
It's a TODS benji bag.
I'm shopping for an oversized brown bag right now!
Too bad I'm not super hot and famous or I'd get one
for free! Her Versace jacket is gorge although I would
of skipped the belt.

Have You Called Jenny Yet???

kirstie alley
Holy Crap!!! Look how much weight Kirstie Alley has lost.


Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra proves that if she keeps her clothes on she can look dare I say, classy? Here she is leaving Fred Segal in LA this weekend looking the best I've ever seen her.

Happy First Day of Spring!

happy spring

Still Courting

beyonce jayz
Jay Z and Beyonce took in a game over the weekend.
They look so happy.
Check out the shoes she wore to a basketball game! Such a diva!

Good Thing It's Not another HOT Daughter

It's a boy! Barron William Trump was born early this morning in NYC. You think his kids get pissed when he keeps reproducing? One more baby means 1/4 less inheritance...... and so on.

Ain't That The Truth

kid rock
"I’m not stupid. I know I’m not getting girls off my good looks. When I’d sold 50,000 records, I was f**king fat chicks in Virginia. I look in the mirror when I brush my teeth, I know what I look like”

I Think Every Celebrity Must Smoke

brad pitt
Here's a pic of Brad Pitt's privacy being completely violated.
At least he is blowing the smoke out the window so fetus brangelina doesn't have to taste it.

Brad Pitt Had Sex With This

juliette lewis & the licks

Brad Pitt & Juliette Lewis were an item waaaaaaaay back.
Here is the lovely lady performing with her band The Licks at SXSW

juliette sxsw

Saturday, March 18, 2006


I just saw THIS movie tonight for the first time.

I can't believe I hadn't seen it before.
GREAT movie about growing up on the wrong side of 90210.


nicole before

nicole after

Hohan Strikes Again

A very reliable spy (not my personal spy but a spy) spotted Lindsay Lohan and Adrian Brody leaving Bungalow 8 together, and they were acting all flirty with each other. This was the second time that they were seen together in one week. Man that girl gets around! Bitch. I wish I could get all flirty.......

How Many of THESE Do YOU Have A Day??


OK I Give Up

britney looking waaaay better
One day she looks 4 months pregnant and the next day .............. Here's Brit leaving a studio in Hollywood today. She looks waaaaaaaay better than we've seen her in like ever??? At first I thought she was hiding her tummy with her handbag to fuel the fire but THEN she sucked it in and tada, she looks pretty good. Way to keep us guessing Britney.
britney spears
britney tummy has shrunk
Today's vote = not pregnant.