Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Let The BumpWatch Begin

Only joking. Mary-Kate has a bit of a ponch in these shots of her leaving the set of Weeds yesterday. I'm sure it's just the wind.

It's True. Nicole Is Expecting.

In an exclusive television interview with ABC News' Diane Sawyer, Nicole Richie confirms for the first time she is pregnant with Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden's baby.

"Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months," Richie told Sawyer.

Watch the full interview on "Good Morning America" Thursday, Aug. 2 and Friday, Aug. 3, and on "20/20" Friday night.

In the interview, Richie speaks candidly about why this particular constellation of young female stars -- Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, among others -- have behaved so badly so publicly.

Richie was arrested on Dec. 12 on charges of driving under the influence, after she was allegedly spotted driving the wrong way down a highway in Burbank, Calif. The police said she admitted that she'd smoked marijuana and took the prescription painkiller Vicodin.

Richie pleaded guilty last Friday, and was sentenced to four days in jail, which she has until Sept. 28 to serve.

Richie also talks about her upcoming jail time, what happened the night she was arrested and how she believes her actions have affected those girls who look up to her.

"I have a responsibility and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would," Richie says about her recent guilty plea. "And unfortunately, I can't, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult."

source - abcnews

Baby Update

Well, the update is...... there is no baby. Yet. I was scheduled to go in yesterday but the hospital kept having me call back every two hours until they finally told me it would be this morning for sure at 8am. Now they tell me there is no way they can fit me in today at all. I am back to waiting until tomorrow morning to see if I can go in and get this over with. Needless to say, I'm extremely irritated and even more exhausted. I wish I could just lay around and bank some sleep but when I do lay down, my legs go numb and it is very painful. Keep your fingers crossed for me....... I so wanted this baby to have a July birthdate so he wouldn't have to share August with his sister, but no luck......... I am bored senseless. Waiting is no fun.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Tanorexic To The Extreme

Lizzie Grubman is looking like a piece of chewed up leather. Here is a pic of the 36 year old publicist arriving at the Dave Matthews concert in the Hamptons on Saturday night. Good god! I hope no one let her drive - her record in the Hamptons is not good.

pic - tmz

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Guess Who?

He Said It

"Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol),
work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents."

~ Donald Trump
when asked by Page Six to weigh in on Lindsay Lohan

Friday, July 27, 2007

Guess Who? Revealed!

The woman with the infamous highlights is Gisele Bundchen. Congrats to Tin who was the only one to get this right.

Gisele can thank her friend, Harry Josh, the Vancouver born and trained stylist, for her gorgeous locks.

Nicole Richie Sentenced

Nicole Richie arrived at court this morning with boyfriend Joel Madden at her side. Not looking at all pregnant, wearing a black dress and her signature huge sunglasses.

A court commissioner sentenced Richie to serve four days in the City or County Jail (her choice!) -- she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she served after being busted.

Richie was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and on three years probation.

Richie must report to serve her time by September 28.

The commissioner issued Richie a stern warning, telling her if she she drove drunk again and she actually killed someone she could be charged with murder -- not manslaughter. That's because after her first DUI, Richie agreed that if she drove under the influence and killed someone, she'd be nailed for murder.

source - tmz

Happy Friday!

Spice Girls Start In Vancouver

The Spice Girls World Tour has been announced and it will start on December 2nd right here in Vancouver. Here's a peak at their first promo shoot.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Beckhams Spending That Cash

Since coming to America, as they say, The Beckhams have been hitting the shops and spending that 250 million David's been given. Yesterday they dropped a wad at Barney's, looking ever so hot together. Those two are always touching. Rarely are they together, not holding hands. I don't blame her obviously.

Today Victoria and her hairdresser actually went and bought two cartloads of groceries at Whole Foods. She may never let us see her eat, but we now know she does buy food.

You just know that under her breath she's saying, "Don't give me the mangoes now you idiot."

pics - celebutopia

The 911 Tapes......

TMZ has come up with the actual 911 call placed by the hysterical mother of Lindsay Lohan's assistant, Tarin. This is what led to her arrest. They should of arrested the caller - she sounds like a lunatic.

Lindsay is claiming she was framed...........

Click HERE to hear the call.

UPDATE: Naomi Watts Has Popped

Naomi Watts gave birth early this morning. No word on the name or sex of the baby. It was apparently a surprise for the parents. Will keep you posted.

Naomi and Liev welcomed a son, Alexander Peter Schreiber, on July 25 at 3:59 p.m.

Baby Alexander weighed 8lb, 4oz, and is 22 1/2 inches long.

Really, What Is There Left To Say?

Something To Watch

Mary-Louise Parker takes it off to promote her Showtime series, Weeds. I'm hooked! Chronic, if you will. Just picked up Season Two on DVD yesterday. Season Three premieres on Showtime, August 13th.

White Oprah Needs To Shut The Hell Up & Take Care Of Her Family

"We have a great respect for Jay Leno but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay," Dina told Access Hollywood's Billy Bush in an e-mail Thursday.

On Tuesday, Schneider was booked as a last-minute replacement for Lohan, who canceled her scheduled appearance after she was arrested on drunk-driving charges. For the spot, Schneider dressed in drag as the actress, complete with blond wig, black dress and an alcohol-monitoring bracelet strapped to his leg.

"This is a very personal and private matter and our only concern is to get Lindsay the help that she needs," Dina adds in the e-mail. "We will get through this together and it will make our family stronger."

Lindsay's mom also sent her gratitude to another late-night host for steering clear of her 21-year-old-daughter's recent trouble. "Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country!" wrote Dina.

She added: "Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families who have had to see a family member through tough times."

The email is signed, "Dina and Family."

Dina Lohan needs to stop whoring herself out to the press and stay home with her kids, but she just can't help herself. She'll speak to whomever will listen.

source - People

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Perfect Casting

One of my all-time favourite reads, The Time Travelers Wife, is about to go into production for a feature film to be released in 2008. It will star Eric Bana and Rachel McAdams - really great choices. The screenplay is being written with the books author, Audrey Niffenegger, and Jeremy Leven who wrote the screenplay for The Notebook. Yet another film starring the adorable Rachel McAdams. The Time Travelers Wife was not my usual type of read, but I couldn't put it down. If you haven't had the chance to read it yet, make it your next summer project. You won't be disappointed.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

You Make Me Promises, Promises

The photo above is of Lindsay Lohan's home for, at the very least, the next 90 days. It's the Betty Ford Clinic in Palm Springs, CA. Word is Linds was checked in late this afternoon. Compared to her last rehab center, Promises, Betty Ford is no joke.

Guess Who???

Her highlights are legendary and done by a Vancouver-born stylist.

Geri Halliwell's Trainer Is A Monster

Good god he's huge. He looks like the dude who posed for that Gold's Gym tshirt he's wearing. He makes her look like the little person who poses for the top of trophies.

Guess Who? Revealed!

Congrats to JennaPaige who guessed right first. It's, gasp, Janice Dickinson on the beach in Malibu. She's probably right in front of Paris' beach house, just to be sure she was photographed.

She Said It

“Now that I am pregnant, I love my boobs. The way my body has changed is crazy for sure. Last summer I had muscles and my arms were all cut and strong, and now I look like this healthy Russian farm girl. I’m really curving out and becoming really feminine — 25 pounds later.”

~ Milla Jovovich
in the August issue of Jane Magazine

Lindsay's Attorney Issues A Statement

Lindsay's attorney, Blair Berk, issued the following statement to TMZ:

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

For Christ Sake - get a friend to drive next time. How stupid can you be?

Role Model Of The Year

Now we know, that alcohol monitoring anklet is a fake.


Lindsay Lohan was busted AGAIN at 2:15 am this morning in Santa Monica for driving under the influence. She was also charged with possession of cocaine again and was released just recently on $25,000 US bail. Idiot! What a waste! The photo above is her actual mug shot from this morning.

Lohan – who wears an alcohol detection anklet – was booked for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license, said Hernandez.

Two Breathalyzer tests determined Lohan's blood-alcohol level was .12 percent and .13 (the legal limit is .08).

Detailing the arrest, which was first reported by TMZ, Hernandez told PEOPLE that at 1:34 a.m. the police responded to a call of one SUV chasing another.

When officers arrived, they determined that Lohan was in the white SUV suspected of chasing the other, he said, but did not know what started the pursuit. The person in the second SUV had called police, and was unaware that it was Lohan in the car following her.

After Lohan failed a field sobriety test, she was arrested. However, the two men in Lohan's car were not, according to Hernandez.

Lohan later posted $25,000 bail and was released from jail at about 6:30 a.m.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Poor Paula

Here's a clip from Paula Abdul's reality show, "Hey Paula". In this clip, she gets fired from helping co-produce the future Bratz movie. The girl needs to pop something to give her strength. Wait for the best part, when her staff starts laughing at her.

And in this clip, she loses her shit over the fact that her regular hair and make-up dude is unavailable.

That's right Paula. You said it. You need help.

Eva Mendes Gets Naked For Jane

Eva Mendes reveals it all in the August issue of Jane Magazine.

"I'm thankful that I'm healthy and that I have my limbs and a nice physique…Of course, there are things anybody wishes they didn't have or wishes there were more of, but why even bring that up? I think it comes off as bratty."

It also just happens to be the final issue of Jane Magazine.

She Said It

"I am not best friends with Courtney Love, one night with her made me realize why Kurt killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab."

~ Lily Allen wrote to a friend on MySpace
after a night of partying at Hyde with Courtney back in April

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Anderson Cooper - Outing Himself?

No need for our husbands to be jealous of Anderson Cooper. But we all knew that already, right?

Wait for it - it's coming......


Speaking Of Fame Whores.......

Lindsay Lohan made sure we all noticed her and her technicolor dreamdress while she made her way around Malibu yesterday. Yes Lindsay, we see you! Mission accomplished.

pics - celebutopia

Coffee Talk

Jennifer Lopez and bff Leah Remini stopped in the West Village yesterday for a cappuccino. JLo was looking great.

No real clear photo of Leah. Looks like the paps didn't notice her. Neither did the autograph seekers who kept bugging Jennifer's bodyguard for a signature, completely ignoring Leah who wasn't asked to sign a thing. She's gotta be a little jealous......

pics - celebutopia

Eva FameWhoria Is A Joke

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker lunched at Cafe Med on Sunset Blvd. yesterday - on the patio, in front of 30 or so paparazzi. Next to The Ivy, it's the spot to get spotted. She made sure she was the one facing the cameras too. If that kind of spectacle was going on while you were trying to get some lunch, wouldn't you ask the waiter to move your party inside so you could stuff your face in peace? She's pathetic.

pics - source