Thursday, June 26, 2008

Guess Who? Revealed!

I thought I would stump you all, but the first guess was the right one. Congrats to Anon#1. It's Marla Maples frolicking on the beach in Malibu last week.

Looking amazing at 45.

If I saw cameras while I happened to be walking on the beach, that's just what I would do. Cartwheels.

Try To Make Me Go To Rehab I Said Yo Yo Yo

Who didn't see this coming? It's hard to age gracefully in Hollywood. Hell, it's hard to age gracefully out here in White Rock. Heather Locklear, 46, has maintained her appearance for so long, so much longer than her peers, but time is running out. It's running out and driving Heather crazy. A pill a day keeps the pain from that new wrinkle away.

"Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says Locklear's rep, Cece Yorke. "This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released."

Let's hope Heather can keep away from the pills and booze.
Just pick one.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Guess Who?

Best. PSA. Ever.

"It's yellow, it's ugly, it doesn't match anything, but it can save your life."

Is this the face of road safety in France? Can you believe Karl Lagerfeld actually put on that shapeless vest?! Karl agreed to star in the campaign to urge drivers to slow down. Paris is experiencing an alarming number of road deaths - drivers, cyclists and pedestrians all included.

Watch his Chanel Fall/Winter collection for a little reflective influence.

Happy Friday!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Total Package

And there it is! All 50 feet of it.

David Beckham's latest Armani campaign was revealed today by Macy's in San Fran's Union Square. The hotness was there in person to meet his many fans/stalkers. It's a shame he didn't sign the autographs in his ginch.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gisele Does GQ Good

Tom Brady is one lucky mofo.

Gisele Bundchen graces the cover and the pages of the July 08 issue of GQ Magazine. On stands June 24th. I'd cut off my baby toe for her body. Instead, I have an appointment with a trainer at 10 am.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Don't Hate Me Because I'm.....

Really f&cking busy.

Promise to make it up to you. More free time coming my way... I can feel it. July should get this blog back and running. Stay tuned.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

For One Thing, His Feet Are Humongous

First of all.....have you ever typed the word humongous? I struggled with it. Humungous? Humongous? OK, now to the matters at hand, or foot as it were.

OK Magazine has the quote of the week from a 'pal' of John Mayer. According to the women he's slept with, there is nothing like Johnny in the sack.

"John is good in bed," said a pal of the singer-songwriter. "Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I'm not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they're ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John's secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry."

Hence the huge grin on Jennifer Aniston's face.

Love it! Love her!

My Life On The D-List premieres tonight!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Guess Who? Revealed!

Stumped you all!

Tom Yorke of Radiohead.

CLIP Of The Week

Oh oh. The housewives are doing acid again...

Sorry everyone. No time to post this week. All I have for you is this clip and I will reveal the Guess Who that stumped everyone next. He's not really a Hollywood celeb, so I kinda cheated. Forgive?

Thursday, June 05, 2008

CLIP Of The Week

She Said It

“I spend all day with my son.
Once in a while, if I want to go out
and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband,
I am more than allowed to do that.”

~ Christina Aguilera
Read: Talk shit about me all you want,
I'm getting shitfaced twice a week.

Guess Who?


The sky must be falling.

Please tell me Paris Hilton is not pregnant.

Please tell me this is a stunt for Ashton's stupid show.
The thought of Paris procreating makes me throw up in my mouth.
I fear it is the case..... Hollywood is buzzing.....

Monday, June 02, 2008

Lindsay Won't Come Out For A Million

Lindsay Lohan has apparently passed on an offer by OK! magazine to say she's gay. Insiders told Page Six that Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan "comes out" about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her "around $1 million to do the cover." One source said, "Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money." Lohan's rep denies there's a deal, however, saying, "They sent offers and we passed." OK! said, "We don't comment on future editorial."

Why would she 'come out' when she clearly isn't gay? She likes both.

Secret Lovers....That's What We Are

According to the New York Daily News, Cameron Diaz and P Diddy are bumping uglies.

The actress and the hip-hop/fashion mogul certainly have become cozy - and fond of playing hide and seek.

Back in March, they had dinner in L.A., and, for some reason, felt it necessary to leave separately through the restaurant's kitchen. Last month, they were looking very affectionate in SoHo's Sub-Mercer lounge. According to witnesses, the pair disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door.

More telling was their intimacy at Prince's house last Friday.

Sly Stallone, John Legend, Eddie Murphy, Babyface and other guests were riveted by the 2 1/2-hour backyard concert the funkster gave to launch his book, "21 Days." But Diaz and Diddy seemed only to have eyes for each other.

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he "must" try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince's mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince's basement. That's where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater's doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater's door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

Two playas don't make a right.

Courtney Loses Kurt....Again

Courtney Love can't find Kurt Cobain's ashes.

"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."

Some of the Nirvana frontman's ashes were previously scattered near his home in Washington State and some at a New York Buddhist temple, with his widow retaining the rest.

She added: "They were all I had left of my husband. I used to take them everywhere with me just so I could feel Kurt was still with me. Now it feels like I have lost him all over again."

Her and Keith probably snorted them. Sad but you know it could be true.

source - nme

Tsk Tsk Tatum

Just a little research? Ya right.

Tatum O'Neal was arrested in New York City Sunday for allegedly buying crack cocaine near her home, according to authorities.

A New York City Police spokesman Det. Martin Speechley confirmed to PEOPLE the Paper Moon Oscar winner, 44, was seen making the illicit purchase at about 7:30 p.m. Sunday on Clinton Street. She was arrested and charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance, a misdemeanor.

Speechley said police also arrested the alleged drug dealer, Allen Garcia, 32, who was charged with criminal sale of a controlled substance, a class B felony.

O'Neal and the dealer were taken to Manhattan's 7th precinct for booking. O'Neal was arraigned and posted bail Monday shortly after noon.

"You know who I am, right?" She also claimed she was "researching a part – I'm doing this for a part as a junkie."

In addition, she is quoted as telling detectives, "Can't we just forget about this?"

source - People

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Sex & The City Kicks Indiana's Ass

The Sex & The City Movie opened to a 55.7 million dollar weekend. Nearly double what analysts predicted. It's also the best debut ever for an R rated movie.

Go to Box Office Mojo for the weekend estimates.

It's Been AWhile Since I've Said This...

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore don't look amazing. Here they are at last nights 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles. Ashton's turtleneck of hair is not attractive. I'm picking my teeth just looking at it. Demi didn't bring her A game. Maybe she took one too many dolls, before realizing tonight was an 'out' night?

Did they just wake up from a nap? Is Ashton growing a Stanley Cup beard? Or was it a little afternoon delight perhaps? But wouldn't that leave a certain glow? Ah well, they looked like shit. When she sees these pics, Demi will be pissed. She'll spend another 10 g's on plastic surgery this week to make herself feel better. Get those knees of hers re-lifted.

pics - celebutopia

A Cut Above

Reese Witherspoon sported a shorter do when she showed up to support the Kidstock Music & Art Festival in Beverly Hills this weekend.

A short cut is the way to go when you have thin hair like Reese.

pics - celebutopia

RIP Yves Saint Laurent

International fashion icon Yves Saint Laurent died Sunday night at his home in Paris, longtime friend and business associate Pierre Berge said. He was 71.

Saint Laurent was the last of an era of fashion designers that included Coco Chanel and Christian Dior, for whom Saint Laurent worked until Dior's death in 1957. Berge, chief executive of the fashion house, told France Info Radio that Saint Laurent died at 11 p.m. (5 p.m. ET).

The reclusive French designer, who had retired from haute couture in 2002 after four decades at the top of his trade, had been ill for some time.

During his farewell appearance seven years ago, Saint Laurent had told reporters he had "always given the highest importance of all to respect for this craft, which is not exactly an art, but which needs an artist to exist."

source - cnn