Thursday, May 31, 2007

Jessica Stam For Dior

Canadian supermodel Jessica Stam, and current girlfriend
of DJ AM, in the Fall/Winter campaign for Dior. Hauteness.

pics - thefashionspot

Nicole Should Step Away From The Vehicles

Nicole Richie has had some serious bad car karma lately. First the DUI arrest in December, just this weekend she rear-ended someone outside Paris' party. The next day she gets a parking ticket while having her nails done in Beverly Hills and on the way home, she blows up boyfriend Joel Madden's Beamer.

photos - tmz

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

CLIP Of The Week

An Afternoon At The Park

Kelly Ripa and her son Joaquin spent some time in Central Park today.
Cute and cute.

photos - celebutopia

Guess Who?

That's Not A Pregnant Tummy

A few headlines out there are claiming Nicole Richie is pregnant after these photos surfaced from Memorial Day weekend. Haven't you seen those poor starving children whose tummy's get all bloated......that's what Nicole's got.

Celine & Her Son. Yes I Said SON

Celine and her 6 year old son Rene-Charles, on the June 11 cover of Canada's HELLO Magazine. Her son has nice hair, for a girl.

WTF is up with that hair? OH I know! He's growing it out so his mom can use it for her next set of extensions. Rene has the hair his mom Celine can only dream of, or sit in a chair for 8 hours while her stylist glues it on.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

We Have A Miss Universe Contestant Down

USA contestant Rachel Smith had an embarrassing wipe out during the evening gown competition in last nights Miss Universe Pageant. She recovered rather well. Poor thing.

I'll bet Miss Congeniality totally set her up.

Brandy's Car Crash Getting Confusing

(AP) Brandy and a man who was hurt in a deadly freeway crash involving her Range Rover are suing each other.

The 20-year-old singer-actress and Mallory Ham of Simi Valley accuse each other of negligence in suits filed last week in Superior Court.

In court papers filed Wednesday, Brandy Norwood contends that Ham caused the Dec. 30 crash on the San Diego Freeway in Sherman Oaks. She also denies allegations made against her in a previous lawsuit, asserts her constitutional right against self-incrimination and requests a jury trial.

Ham's suit, filed Friday, contends that the singer drove recklessly and seeks unspecified damages.

A call to a Brandy spokesman seeking comment was not immediately returned Tuesday.

A California Highway Patrol report said Brandy's 2007 Range Rover failed to slow in traffic and was doing 65 mph when it struck another car that in turn was hit by Ham's vehicle.

The crash killed Awatef Aboudihaj, 38, of Los Angeles. Her husband has sued both Brandy and Ham for reckless driving. Aboudihaj's parents and her two children also have separate suits pending against Brandy.

The city attorney's office is still deciding whether to charge Brandy with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, spokesman Frank Mateljan said Tuesday.

If charged and convicted, she could face up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine.

source via source

Gwen Looks Thin And Trim

This is what being slim and still healthy looking looks like. Gwen Stefani stepping out out her hotel in New York City .

photo - celebutopia

She Said It

"Being a judge on the show overshadows being a Grammy Award winner and selling millions of records. I didn’t figure out my purpose in life until American Idol. I knew since I was a little girl that I had profound way of touching people. My purpose is bringing out everybody’s best and being that cheerleader to other people’s success.”

"Simon Cowell made a funny accusation that something was in my Coca-Cola cup that started all the rumors flying. I’m sick of it, it’s defamation of character.”

~ Paula Abdul

source - OK

A Message From Britney

Britney Spears has posted an introspective message on her website for all her fans.

Dear Fans,

I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till[sic] this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons[sic] intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.

I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "b-tch."

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time.

I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.

I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.

I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy.

It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.

Love, Britney

Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You're not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

Lohan Back In Rehab

This is the second time this year that 20-year-old Lindsay Lohan has been in a treatment facility. Her first stay, at the Wonderland Center in West Hollywood, started on Jan. 17.

At the time Lohan issued a statement saying: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health."

This time, her decision to enter a program comes in the wake of receiving a DUI after a car accident in Los Angeles. On Saturday morning around 5:30 a.m., Lohan crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. Lohan, who had left the scene by the time police arrived, was hospitalized for minor injuries. Two passengers were not hurt

Police said in a press conference Saturday afternoon that they recovered a substance tentatively identified as "a usable amount of cocaine" in connection with the accident. However, authorities refused to specify where the drugs were found.

Rather than keep a low-profile after the accident, on Sunday Lohan attended a Memorial Day pool party for 944 magazine at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel. Early the next morning, photo agency X17 snapped pictures of the Mean Girls star apparently asleep or passed out in the passenger seat of a friend's car.

One source close to Lohan told PEOPLE over the weekend that friends were hoping she would again seek treatment. "I think she'll have to do a real rehab this time, and not just a Hollywood rehab."

The first time she went to rehab, Lohan stayed at the facility for one month – but left during that time to continue filming her movie, I Know Who Killed Me, which is due out July 27.

After ending her stint there, Lohan told Allure magazine that she first went to the Wonderland center with a friend and found "a quiet room, all white, with parquet, and it was different! I just felt safe," she said. "I thought, 'I'm going to stay here tonight.' And I stayed there. For a month. It was great."

Monday, May 28, 2007

Time To Actually Buy Groceries

Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton stopped at Ralph's supermarket on their way to a Memorial Day BBQ. The same BBQ, Mischa Barton tripped out at and had to be hospitalized. Perez says it was a mushroom trip, other sites and her reps are saying it was a bad mix of alcohol and prescription drugs.

Nicole, on the other hand, looks to be back to her obscenely skinny self. A shame since she had been looking healthier in the past few months. She does not look well here. And how does she go into a icky grocery store without any shoes on. That's just gross. I hope Nicole can get well.

Instead of actual food, looks like they picked up dog food, and some concealed booze of some kind. Mischa is working hard to keep the top of the bag from the paps.

photos - source & source

Guess Who? Revealed!

This perfect little butt belongs to Eva Longoria.
SueAnn wins this round.

Stains? What Stains?

Britney Spears doesn't let a few little Slurpee stains on dress keep her away from getting her spray tan on. That girl needs a bib. She should take a page from my book...... If I have to eat or do something while driving that has the potential of making me messy, I put an old baby blanket on my lap. May look strange to the trucker beside me, but let me tell you, it keeps me warm when I have the roof open and has saved me from many a latte stain.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

ReHab SmeHab - Blohan Gets A DUI

Lindsay Lohan crashed her Benz into a curb at 5:30 am this morning in Hollywood and was later arrested under suspicion for a DUI and cocaine possession.

The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. The car suffered "major damage," according to police.

Lohan and two other people were in the vehicle when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., Lt. Mitch McCann, media relations officer for Beverly Hills police department, said during a press conference Saturday. The star was hospitalized for minor upper chest injuries. The passengers were not hurt.

Police learned of the accident when they received a 911 call at 5:30 a.m. There was also a witness on the scene, but police do not know if the same person called 911. By the time authorities responded, three minutes after the call, Lohan, her companions and the car were gone from the scene.

Lohan was later located by police at the Century City Hospital. Her car was found at a nearby condo complex and towed at 6:30 a.m. Police won't say how they know that the actress was driving, but say they're "confident" that she was.

At the press conference McCann said: "A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked." Police would not specify where the drugs were found.

"She was charged with a misdemeanor," said McCann. "There is a potential for additional charges."


Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills, Calif. around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved "something to her upper chest area." The two other people in her car were not hurt they said.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and "tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest" for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Lt. McCann said it appeared as if Lohan was speeding and lost control.

Lohan was cited and released and will have to face a judge.


Click HERE to see Splash's exclusive video of Lindsay at various stages of the night and then fleeing the accident scene in another car, returning to retrieve her ride and drive it home.

I know from experience, nothing good ever happens if you are still out after 5am. Nothing.

source - People & TMZ

50 Cent ? More Like 400 Mil

No one can call rapper 50 Cent a dummy. He had been drinking buying so many Vitamin Water drinks, he doesn't drink alcohol, that in 2004 he decided to invest in the company that owns it, Glaceau.

50 Cent, (Curtis James Jackson III), has his bank account increased now that Coca Cola has bought Glaceau, the makers of the popular brand Vitaminwater, for $4.1 billion in cash.

The rapper invested in Glaceau in 2004, and owns a chunk of the company, who in turn put out the grape flavored water and called it "Formula 50."

With Coca Cola acquiring Glaceau by May 25th, 50 Cent stands to make roughly $400 million US, which is his percentage of ownership in the company. Glaceau, whereas, will operate as separate business unit within Coca-Cola North America (CCNA), allowing the company to continue to grow in the marketplace, while taking advantage of Coca-Cola's marketing, management and distribution resources globally.

From the man who brought the world, "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'", I'd say he's done that. Geez.

source via ontd

Friday, May 25, 2007

Paris Working Out

Paris Hilton is whipping herself into shape so that she can fight off any unwanted propositions in the prison showers. She checks into the big house on June 5th.

New Mom Sheryl Crow

Presenting baby Wyatt!

He Said It

"A great service was done by getting her off the airwaves
... she's a disaster."

~ Donald Trump
on Rosie's confirmed departure from The View

If only we could keep him off the airwaves........

Rosie Not Returning To The View EVER

The rumours are true. Rosie O'Donnell will not be returning to fulfill her last 3 weeks of her contract with The View. ABC has just announced that Wednesday was her last day.

In a statement today, Brian Frons, the president of Disney-ABC's Daytime Television Group, said, "We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well."

Barbara Walters, the show's creator and co-executive producer, said, "I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at 'The View.' I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."

In her statement, O'Donnell said, "I'm extremely grateful. It's been an amazing year and I love all three women."

And on her Web site Thursday, O'Donnell wrote: "When painting there is a point u must step away from the canvas as the work is done."

O'Donnell announced at the end of April she was leaving "The View," and her last day was supposed to be June 20.

Her scrap with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday sealed the deal. Rosie is over it. Too bad for The View - there goes 50% off their viewership.

Liz Hurley Starting Rumours

These poses and pictures of Elizabeth Hurley at the Asian Women of Achievement Awards in London Wednesday night, earn her a spot in the Is She Or Isn't She? Club. Add another one to the Pregnancy Watch.

pics - celebutopia

Eva Mendes - Love It OR Hate It ?

Eva Mendes at the premiere of "We Own The Night"
at The Cannes Film Festival today.

Lovely Louboutins...... What do you think of the dress?

He Said It

"Lock the door, don't go out with your stupid friends,
have some home-cooked food, get a sense of reality,"
he says. "Go lie in the garden, okay?
And then say to yourself, 'There's more good in my life than bad.
I'm still a rich, talented girl – now I want to get my career back on track.'
End of story."

~ Simon Cowell on Britney Spears

When The Other Woman Is Tori Spelling

How heartbreaking to be dumped for Tori Spelling. That's exactly what Dean McDermott did, only months after adopting a daughter with wife number one, Mary-Jo Eustace.

Eustace has written about the moment her husband told her he was leaving in The Other Woman, a new anthology featuring stories from 21 women about love and betrayal.

The mother of two spoke to PEOPLE about her decision to go public. "The experience is so overwhelming, and I am a writer," says Eustace, 45, who also penned a comedy script based on her experience. "I needed some sort of outlet."

She says that, despite rumors she was planning to write a tell-all book, that was never the plan: "I've done some talks about divorce and the grieving process and relating to other women, and that's what I was interested in, not dishing on anything I happened to have found out throughout this experience."

When Dean called me from the set [of his TV movie], he told me how great he was getting along with his costar Tori Spelling. She was fun, caring and much hotter in real life. I assumed this was good. Before he left, jokes flew at the prospect of working with the daughter of a Hollywood mogul. I suggested he befriend her. "Who knows?" I laughed. It might be good for his career.

Now here he is, back. We're on vacation and I'm wearing my bikini with saggy faded bottoms. I know something is wrong. "Have you met someone?" I ask. He nods yes. "Is it Tori Spelling?" He nods. "We're soulmates," he says. "She loves me unconditionally."

"What conditions?" I scream. "You've only known each other three weeks."

I look down at my baby daughter. "We just adopted a baby." The phrase single mother pops up in my brain. I start to feel weightless as I cross the divide between together and alone.

"I'm not leaving the kids," he says. "I'm leaving you." I begin to sob. I actually begin to worry that maybe it's all because I look fat. Maybe he was undecided, and this dreadful bikini sealed the deal.

Trust me, Mary-Jo is hilarious. She co-hosted a cooking show, What's For Dinner?, here in Canada with her little best-gay, Ken Kostick. They always cracked me up. I am a true faghag and so is Mary-Jo. The pair now host a morning radio show out of Toronto on Proud FM, Canada's first mainstream radio station aimed solely at gay and lesbian listeners.

MJ has to be more stimulating to talk to than Tori, but she didn't have the cleavage Dean is so obviously into. Dean did get a bit of what he deserved when the daughter of a rich Hollywood mogul was left with under a million when Tori's father Aaron Spelling passed away, not long after their engagement. I guess Tori's still got the breasts, although hideous, he seems to enjoy them.

Happy Friday!

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Guess Who?

Excuse Me..... Mr. President

Sharon Stone helped host an Aids Charity Gala Dinner today in Vienna. She has been hosting various charity events in Europe over the last couple of months. Looks like this time she kept herself sober, unlike her performance at a Charity Auction in Berlin back in March.

I wonder if she hosted Bill Clinton to anything after the party?

You know she wanted to.

And you know he'd be into it

She can't take her eyes of those big hands of his.

photos - celebutopia

CLIP Of The Week

Tom Ford Is Missing.....

The Donald Says Something Right

“On this one I think Rosie should win, but Rosie is not much herself…
I think anybody that’s against the war in Iraq is the winner of the fight,
because to justify the war in Iraq - only an imbecile could do that.”

~ Donald Trump
on the recent feud between Rosie & Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A Lovely Picture Until The Smile

Anna Paquin attended her premiere for "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee",
last night in New York. She looks great from the back.....

From the side, ah what a lovely looking girl.......

But then the smile....... ACK!

Time to get some braces and file down those suckers.
They don't look like chiclets, they look like piano keys.
Get it? Piano? ugh

He Said It

"I've heard from someone that she isn't even a fan of mine.
Apparently she hasn't seen any of my movies.
I've seen all of hers - obviously, we both do action movies!"

~ California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
denies reports he has been approached to
pardon socialite Paris Hilton.

Not Even Ice Cream Can Put A Smile On Her Face

Have you ever seen anyone this sad eating ice cream?
Poor Paris.

(chaotic last couple days - will blog tonight)

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Halle Fueling The Fire

Halle Berry seems to of given up on the tight fitting clothes. She's been wearing tops like this and baggy dresses for over a month now. Not so sure if her bag placement is intentional or not. Amid all the pregnancy rumours, I'd say she's heating it up. Here she is shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. What do you think?

pics - celebutopia