Wednesday, June 02, 2010

If Liza Minelli Jumps On Celebrity Rehab - IT WILL MAKE MY LIFE

This rumour just in..... TMZ is calling it so it's probaby 85% true.

Liza Minelli is in talks with Celebrity Rehab for the tune of $500,000, but Liza is skeptical. Oh... and crazy. The show was put on hold yesterday due to the fact that no d-list celebs are willing to give up their poison these days. (this season)

If only Liza will sign on....

Who's in your dream Celebrity Rehab cast? Lindsay Lohan is a shoe in obvs. Charlie Sheen could probably use some cocaine counselling. Melanie Griffith would be amazing. Who else?

Al and Tipper Gore - Split After 40 Years

They couldn't just stick it out? 40 years. A lot to throw away.

"We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate. This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further."

Overheard on the private jet....

Al: "Oh Tippy, as we fly over these melting icebergs, I just want you to know..."

Tipper: "Oh shut up Al. I'm sick of being in Earth's shadow all the time!!! That's it. I'm done."

(spoken in Jan Brady's voice)

Lindsay Lohan Has Had What Was Left Of Any Wisdom Removed

Lindsay Lohan may be court ordered to abstain from alcohol and drug use. Christ, she even has an alcohol monitoring bracelet on her wrist. But does that stop her from getting her buzz on? Hell no. Girl goes and gets her wisdom teeth pulled so the judge will allow her to pop painkillers for a week. Who said she's an idiot? In my mind, Linds is a genius.

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, tells TMZ, "We advised the Probation Department of the dental appointment, which was made well in advance of last week's court hearing." Chapman says she assured the probation officer she would provide "documentation about any medications that Lindsay would be taking, which would be administered or prescribed as part of the procedure."