Friday, November 30, 2007

Kellie Pickler - Dumb As My Shoe

Is she serious? She is. She is.

He Said It

"That's what film festivals (parties) are for. You think I come to them and go to bed early to be bright and clear the next day? Tim Robbins once told me it's much easier to do this through a fog. Where else in life are you made to sit somewhere and answer the same questions over and over? It's interrogation and brainwashing."

~ Jude Law
on how he shows up to press junkets with a wicked hangover

Guess Who? Revealed!

First one to guess, and first to get it right. Congrats to LA! It's the butt of Tara Reid. Just what we need to start the weekend. These shots were taken at LAX this week. She was returning home from her movie shoot here in Vancouver.

Happy Friday!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

CLIP Of The Week

I Just Can't Tell

Has that couple recognized Marcia Cross exiting the Gymboree store in Brentwood today, or are they just confused about something? I can't figure it out.

Marcia looking stylish and in a hurry, lady in the background looking stylish in her own right. Her lipstick matches her jacket perfectly. And the shoes, those are killer kicks man.

Cute Overload

Kirstin Davis has always oozed sweetness, hasn't she? Check her out filming a scene for the Sex & the City movie in Central Park, today. She's looking great.

Heigl's Smoke Signals

Grey Anatomy's, Katherine Heigl, is rarely photographed off camera without a cigarette in her hand. She must really be a heavy smoker for me to of seen this many pictures of her doing it. Seen here today hacking a butt, while lunching with a friend. I'm surprised you can still smoke on a patio. Especially in LA. Can't be the star treatment, can it?

Posh Still Keepin' Her Smile Under Wraps

Check her out backstage at the Dancing With The Stars taping. When she thinks there are no cameras she let's it slip, but when she can feel the lens, she has to bite her lip to stop it. Love it. Got to keep the bitch front.

It must be killing her inside that Ginger is almost as skinny as she is, flaunting her bare tummy. Victoria will eat one less piece of sushi this week.

Come With Me, You Little Man

Isn't that the best photo ever? It's perfect.

Katie Holmes joined hubby Tom at The Bambi Awards in Germany today, where Tom won The Courage Award for his future Nazi film, Valkyrie.

Katie's gone crazy couture on us. She is working it.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Even Marie Claire Couldn't Get Her To Ease Up On The Face Paint

Christina Aguilera shows off her pregnant tummy on the cover of January's Marie Claire Magazine. There's no way Vogue would have used a cover shot with that kind of clown face. I'm sure there's a pregnancy glow under there somewhere.

Can you imagine her bedding? The pillows must be a freaking mess.

Christina tells Marie Claire, her pregnancy came as a bit of a shock.

"We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take," Aguilera says. "You've heard it takes some time - except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here. I'm like, oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?"

Of continuing her grueling tour despite the pregnancy, Aguilera tells the mag, "I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong - somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show." Her solution was to wear a carefully hidden heart monitor. When asked if she was upset when Paris Hilton publicly introduced her as "the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world" before she'd announced the news herself, the popstar says, "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."'

Spray Her Cooch With Raid And Fast

Paris Hilton is talking babies again. God help us all. Neuter* her now.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’ I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.”

“Nicole is really excited, and happy, and a little scared.”

*I know females are 'spayed' not 'neutered', buy neutered sounded better.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Today Britney Gives Us Something To Be Thankful For


Check her and her shirt out, leaving the Brentwood restaurant Mirabelle last night. Bruises and all.

Two Crimes Committed Here

#1. Major bra crime. White bra, sheer black sweater.
Big no no. Total rookie move.

and #2. Where the f&ck is Uncle Jessie?

Lori Loughlin looked surprised to be snapped while heading to dinner at The Waverley Inn last night. If she was truly a trained celebutant, she would of skipped the bra.

Happy Thanksgiving From Avril Lavigne

Typical Avril. Bitch can't keep her finger in her pocket. Not ever.

Ah, don't mind her......

Hope all you American's had a great Thanksgiving!

i'll post later this afternoon....

I promise!

CLIP Of The Week

thx mikka

Guess Who?

Baby Borat Says Hi To The World

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are staying at The Beverly Hills Four Seasons with their new daughter, Olive. Let's hope baby Olive isn't as hairy as her dad.

Isla already looks skinny after less than a month post-partum. Lucky lady.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Guess Who? Revealed!

The correct answer is Jessica Alba!

You can bet she made the boys night with her see thru dress.

Congrats to Cindyhtl who got this one right first.

Just Saying....

Marie Osmond is channeling Elvira.....

Only Elvira is a thousand times more sane.

Monday, November 19, 2007

A Little S & M

It's painful, yet it gives me much pleasure. The Real Housewives Of Orange County premieres tomorrow night on Bravo at 10pm!

Triple Threat

More pancake makeup and hair glue than a Miss America pageant.

That Bitch Julia Roberts Stole Heather Mills Parking Stall Again

It really pisses me off when I see people parking in handicap stalls. They get the evil Leisa eye. Looks like Julia Roberts is 'one of those'.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Heidi Does Crack

Heidi Klum showing off her ass backstage at the Victoria Secret show Thursday night.

Pregnant Clowns - The Scariest Kind

I'll bet Christina's makeup takes so long to remove, she doesn't even bother anymore. She wakes up and adds another layer. It's frightening.


Guess Who?

Guess who gave the boys a bit of a peep show at movie premiere last night?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Victoria Secret Show - Behind The Scenes

The infamous Victoria Secret fashion show was tonight. This time without Gisele leading the pack, if I'm not mistaken. Although Alessandra Ambrosio makes a beautiful replacement. Check out these shots of Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra, backstage at tonight's show taping.

pics - celebutopia

Alot Of Hauteness Come Out For Charity

Lots to look at tonight at the Seventh On Sale dinner gala to fight HIV and AIDS in New York tonight. Mary-Kate and Ashley brought out the big guns, Liv Tyler and Kate Moss brought out the big bangs, and Kate Bosworth brought out the big glazed eyes. A big night for fashion. Blake Lively from the new hit Gossip Girl, looked great in yellow. Ashley's shoes are major.

pics - celebutopia