Thursday, August 31, 2006

And The MTV Video Award For - Told Ya I Wasn't Pregnant Biatches - Goes To......

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And The MTV Video Award For - The Dress Most Likely To Be Found At Target - Goes To...............

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And The MTV Video Award For - The Stupidest Ugly Duckling Outfit Ever - Goes To.......

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Hot In The Hills

Jessica Alba took the time yesterday to work even harder on that perfect figure of hers. You'd think that once you look that good you'd take a breather. First she was spotted at the gym in LA and here she is hiking the Hollywood Hills shortly after with her pooch.

Lucky dog.

source - hwb

Lindsay Lohan-Morton?

Harry Morton was spotted purchasing a rather substantial ring at Cartier in LA today just hours before jetting Lindsay off on a little vacay. His reps confirmed he bought a 'gift' at Cartier but would not specify the recipient.

These two engaged? After two months? Stranger things have happened, yes, but I'll bet the sparkly bobble is just Harry's way of a little foreplay. Here's a rock, now suck my _ _ _ _.

I'm bad. Sorry.


GUESS WHO Revealed!

The girl with the perfect body frolicking on the beach in Malibu is indeed Charlize Theron.

Congrats to Donna for getting it right first.

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Round Two

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VMA Arrivals - Round One

Picture Post. I've got a bday party to attend to for the
next couple hours, so enjoy the pics for now.

Too many trends at once Paris.

JT looks baked.

photos - hwb

Clooney's Hooked Up

The eternal bachelor is apparently no more. George Clooney is doing it. Not with some young twenty-something hottie. No. He's doing it with 52 year old Ellen Barkin.

From The Mirror -

GORGEOUS George Clooney has a new lady in his life - and he’s crazy about the twice-married 52-year-old mother-of-two. The eternal bachelor usually dates much younger women - including TV presenter Lisa Snowdon, 34 - but he’s stepping out with Oceans 13 co-star, Ellen Barkin. They have been inseparable since meeting on the Beverly Hills set - with 45-year-old George telling pals he’s “electrified” by Ellen, despite the seven-year age gap. He has fallen for her stimulating conversation and they’ve bonded on fast rides on his motorbike. One of his friends says: “It’s a match made in heaven.” George - single since he was dumped by Krista Allen, 35, in March - has been comforting Ellen following her shock divorce from Ron Perelman, the billionaire owner of Revlon. Our spy says: “George has been a shoulder to cry on for Ellen - he’s helping her get over the divorce. “She fancies him like mad and you can cut the sexual chemistry on set with a knife. “He is so different from her ex husband, which she loves.”

source - celebitchy

Pass The Visine Quick!

jess jackass
Jessica Simpson ran into her old pals from Jackass after her CD release party Tuesday night. Here she is leaving the dive bar they spent the night drinking and playing pool in. Those are some bloodshot eyes. Looks to me like she was hitting the bong with Steve-O, hard. Now that can't be good for laryngitis.



The Black Dahlia opened the Venice Film Festival last night and Scarlett Johansson nailed it in a gorgeous 40's embroidered silk dress. She radiates old school glam.


Diamonds For Mimi

While backstage at her New York concert last week a surprise package arrived for Mariah. Prince Azim, son of the Sultan of Brunei, is so taken with the songbird, he sent an envoy to deliver an 8-carat flawless diamond and platinum necklace and matching ring. Mariah was equally shocked when she was told the diamonds were not on loan, but a gift. "We were sent by private jet to deliver this gift," reps for Azim told the London Mirror.

If she accepts this gift, girl's going to have to put out!


Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Going Ape For Couture

I had to share this exhibit from the Minnesota State Fair. It's a one-of-a-kind design consisting entirely of sock monkeys. This beauty comes from the mind of Minneapolis designer Rebecca Yaker. Not the regular arts and crafts you'd usually find at the fair. Whether you love it or hate it, this exhibit is getting Rebecca noticed.

If you'd like to learn more, click this link and you can find video of this magnificent creation.

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GUESS WHO Revealed!

Couldn't fool any of you this time.

Jessica States The Obvious

She had her lips injected 6 months ago to make them appear fuller but instead they appeared freaky!

Jessica Simpson told Glamour,

“I had that Restylane stuff,” she says. “It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!”

Jessica will be the covergirl for Glamour Magazine's October issue.

Well Well Well, Lookie Here......

John better get his Scientology advisors on deck, looks like he's got some explaining to do.

John Travolta enjoys a friendly greeting with a male companion while boarding his jet in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. Reps for Travolta are playing down the 'incident' insisting that his wife Kelly was on board already. I don't know who that guy is but would you even kiss your own brother this way? That's what I thought.

Time to shave off that beard John.

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Brace Yourselves!

Kirstie Alley, spokesperson for Jenny Craig, will appear on Oprah in November in nothing but an itty bitty bikini. The 55 year old actress has lost over 75 lbs in the last two years since joining the Jenny Craig program.

"I would like to look the best I could. That means kicking myself in the ass and working out constantly. My intention is not to look like Gisele Bundchen."

What a brave soul. I don't know about you but unless I look like Gisele there is no way in hell I'm going on Oprah in a bikini.


Kick of the Week

Ankle boots are all the rage, and these are FIERCE. Pair them under a great pair of jeans or, if you dare, with a short skirt and tights.

These booties have the coveted red soles Louboutin fans old and new have come to love. Make sure you wear them to look haute, not chase taxis. The 4 1/5" heels will punish you.

Christian Louboutin Suede Bootie - $925 US

Not So Blind Item

WHICH TV star is doing a little too much cocaine? The actor recently went to the Soho Grand where he "did lines out in the open bar," and at the Emmys he "wore a dirty brown shirt and smelled of drugs" . . .

from Page Six

'Smelled of drugs." That's funny. Snort.



You Know You're In Trouble When.....

Paris Hilton can walk into a club while the bouncer keeps you behind the velvet rope. Sorry Tara - how does it feel to be Dlisted? Come to think of it, have you done anything lately to grant you a spot on any list?

Watch Tara Reid try her damnedest to get in Hyde Friday night. She spent the evening watching the CListers pass her by. The worst part had to be when Paris gave her that "Na na na na na na" look. Ouch!

It looks like she could use a friend and hell, so could Britney. They should hook up and work on a comeback.



Paris Hilton's album sold a measly 75,000 copies in the US opening week. That's 75,000 more copies than I expected but with all the hype surrounding the debut, it's a dud. Rumour is that over 500,000 are in print. What genius ok'd that pressing? The record execs are nervous so they threw out the next single, "Turn It Up", unfortunately, no one is. Projections have it slipping off Billboard's Top 100 in it's second week, dropping to 30,000 units.

Hot? NOT! Couple Alert

Well as you know I'm a little late reporting this news but I'm still reeling. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are doing it! They are bumping ugly and making even uglier music together. He does NOT seem like her type at all. He mocks paparazzi hungry celebrities. Check out this clip on TMZ from back in May. But then again, he did date Jennifer Love Hewitt didn't he? He did. Very strange indeed. The pair have been doing a good job keeping it under wraps but both People and US Weekly broke the news yesterday. They went to dinner back in July for their first date and now get together whenever they can. In the past two days, both artists have cancelled their tours due to sudden onset laryngitis. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Jessica will walk the red carpet for the MTV Awards this weekend but she won't be speaking or singing, doctor's orders.

What a tease.

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Just give me an hour to get back into it and find all my bookmarks again.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

THIS SUCKS! I'm Offline and I'm Bummin'

So my computer is for sure 100% effed up. I walked away from my computer last night for an hour, came back and it was all messed up. My Firefox opens into a new tab everytime I click something and my keyboard freezes. Needless to say - a trip to see the Geek Squad is needed. I hope I can get there tomorrow because my computer is my life these days. Yes I know, it's sad. But true!

I regret not being able to blog, especially on the weekend when I have more time to dish with you. Please keep coming back and I'll be up and dishing as soon as I can.

You'll be back won't you?

UPDATE: I'm taking my computer in FIRST THING in the morning so I hope to be blogging by the afternoon. Fingers crossed.

I can't believe I won't be able to one of the first to report on the Emmy's. Anyone sit through the NBC Preshow Red Carpet Special? Billy Bush & Nancy O'Dell asked the most annoying questions and the stars looked irritated and kind of awkward. Jeremy Piven was jacked and was totally turned off by Billy Bush. Anyway, I hope those tv celebs go out and party hard tonight so I will have something to talk about when I back online.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Computer Crash!

This has happened once before and I fixed it after toying with it for a couple hours but tonight I've had no luck. I will do my best tomorrow afternoon but it might need a doctor.


And it's not Gwynnie.

Madame Gwynnie Catches A Wave

These pictures are just hysterical. She's one of the last people I'd expect to see hanging ten. At least she appears to be keeping her hair from getting wet. Now THAT I'd expect.

photos - perez

Friday, August 25, 2006

Holy Crap She Looks Good

Only 2 months after having a baby!


photo - People


WHY has the left margin of my blog moved over to blend with the sidebar? Why? I'm going nuts with Blogger today.

Can anyone help?

I'll Drink To That

The hip hop set might still be boycotting, but to the fashion set, Dom still reigns. Dom Perignon celebrates its 1998 Vintage with 1,998 bottles designed by Karl Lagerfeld. "A Bottle Named Desire" is presented in an semi-opague jewel case, individually numbered and signed by Lagerfeld. The bottle is unique in itself as it's covered in gold studs. Now that's some haute bubbly.

A Bottle Named Desire by Karl Lagerfeld $2500 US - Drink to this HERE.
If you want one, you better hurry. Only 1,998 available.

CLIP Of The Week

Beware of course language.

THIS Is Scary

I wouldn't want to be the one to make her mad.

serena pics - hwb