Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Nicole Pleads The PMS Defence


US Weekly is reporting today that Nicole Richie is blaming her terrible stomach cramps as the reason she has been taking Vicodin. Vicodin is a serious pain killer and has been a popular drug of choice for the Hollywood set, it is said to be extremely addictive, which is why doctors try not to subscribe it.

The celebutante is said to be upset over media reports that she's addicted to pills, and is insisting to friends that she only "occasionally" takes Vicodin once a month at the start of her menstruation cycle. Richie is also unhappy that California cops listed her weight at 85 pounds on the police report because "she's so proud of her weight gain," says the source, who adds that Richie has gained about ten pounds in the last two months and actually weighs around 95 pounds. "She doesn't know where the cops came up with 85 pounds and it's annoying to her."

Those must be some wicked cramps.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a load of B.S. Never in all the years of my hideous cramps have I had to take Vicodin or anything like it. Two or three extra strength Tylenols work and you don't get wasted in the process. What a liar she is...

LA said...

What anon said. Nicole's full of shyte.

Vanessa said...

How do junkies always find MD's that will give them narcotics for shit like cramps? My knee surgeon is balking at refilling my RX for an anti-inflammatory. Does she also take Oxycontin for headaches?