Saturday, June 17, 2006

Paris Smells


Paris was in New York yesterday pushing her new fragrance "Just Me" on the world. Now who would want to smell like Paris? What does the smell of tastelessness with an abundance of std's and an added touch of skank smell like?


btw - What has her plastic surgeon been up to? She's looking extra unusually weird.

photo - savingface

4 comments:

Pope-rah said...

She has that slightly greasy-moist look down pat!

LA said...

I do not want to know what this crap smells like.

Vanessa said...

I'd mock this but the world seems able to support a Britney Spears fragrance (what must that smell like? Fritos and baby spitup with a topnote of KFed armpit?)

But everytime I see Paris she looks like her underwear is dirty so I'm pretty grossed out anyways.

Scottsdale Girl said...

Her face reminds me of that Electic Company thing

Which one of these things is not like the other?

(see CHEEKBONE)