Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Mischa Likes The Ganj


Mischa Barton lit it up on Roberto Cavalli's yacht in Cannes this weekend. No hard drugs for Mischa - just a little grass. Much better than getting stinking drunk - although she may of done that later. Booze and sea sickness - not pretty. Stick to the weed.

This isn't the first time she's been caught smoking, she was snapped a few months ago lighting up in her Range Rover. Chronic!


above photo - tmz

Need Milk?


Tori Spelling and 'the girls' hosted a party for Cosmo and got all gussied up.

Looks like hubby Dean is still appreciating her milk bags. I think they must hypnotize him. Even with that weird indent they have, he is still mesmerized.

Hilarious. He's really perfected this pose. The photo below is pre-pregnancy.

So funny.

John Mayer - Comedian?


John Mayer performed an impromptu stand-up routine Saturday night at New York's Comedy Cellar. Just a day after his 'supposed' split from Jessica Simpson. Sounds like he starts off his set with "I'm single again.....". He was seen the next night at Jessica's hotel, only moments after she checked in, and then again the following morning in the lobby.

Caption THIS


Sorry kids, I've got a splitting headache. Posting will have to wait. Nothing out there really grabbing me today anyway.

I give you this photo to CAPTION so that I can be amused. I know some of you have it in you.......

Cameron Diaz at the Shrek 3 premiere in Sydney yesterday, posing with the movie's big star. At least he's hotter than Criss Angel.......

Guess Who? Revealed!


Tara Reid spent an afternoon shopping at
Kitson Kids on the weekend. Congrats to
Anon for getting this Guess Who right.

Paris Has A New Prop


Last week she was photographed carrying The Secret while walking around with that somber look on her face. Yesterday she upped the ante by schlepping around a copy of The Holy Bible and the inspirational business bible, The Power Of Now. Making sure to reveal both titles to the paparazzi. So predictable. So pathetic.

Paris is also going to pen a tell-all diary while she's in the slammer. I hope it tanks as bad as her CD.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Finally!


I don't know what took them so long but someone has finally come up with a solution to one of the world's worst party problems: red wine spills. This liquid from Wine-Away can remove red wine, cranberry juice and other red stains from carpet and fabrics. This all natural product is safe to use around children and pets. Plus it's bleach-free, so it's safe to try on most every fabric.

I think I've thrown away some good clothing because of the inevitable red splatter on my dress. A girl can get messy. Thank god there's a product out there that just might save me.

Now if only they could come up with something to prevent the red lips and teeth...... not to mention the purple puke that can sometimes follow........

A Day At The Park


Kate Hudson spent the morning with Ryder at the park. No Owen in sight.
I've yet to see a photo of Owen & Kate when Ryder is around.

It's nice to see she doesn't need a nanny for fun at the playground.

Pam In Cannes


Pamela Anderson is in Cannes to promote her latest film, Blonde and Blonder and upset the press when she showed up an hour late for the premiere. She was actually booed.

Here she is on a yacht yesterday, doing what she does best - having her photo taken, both scantily clothed and naked.

Wilke Hits The Party Circuit


Sarah Jessica Parker brought her son James Wilke to
a salon opening in New York City yesterday.

Sure Sure..... We Believe You


A spokesperson for Paula Abdul confirmed to “Extra” that over the weekend, Abdul tripped trying to avoid her Chihuahua, Tulip. As a result of the fall, the “American Idol” judge broke her nose. The spokesperson told “Extra” that contrary to reports, Paula was not hospitalized.

You really think she almost tripped over her Chihuahua? I guess it could be true, but they must of left out the part about the mixture of alcohol and prescription happy pills in her system.

Yikes, she looks an awful lot like this pup of hers.

Guess Who? Revealed!


Those abs belong to Kate Hudson.
Congrats to Kim from Ohio for getting this one correct!

Two Fugs Don't Make A Right



I know I'm NOT the norm here but I just don't see the appeal of Johnny Depp anymore and I have NEVER understood the whole Orlando Bloom thing. Johnny is too in need of a shower and Orlando is just too damn wimpy for me.

No need to hate on me, but if you are a fan of either of these two, feel free to share to share the logic, I'm open.

Why Johnny wants to look like Keith Richards so bad is beyond me. As for Keith, here's what he had to say about the Disneyland Pirates Of The Caribbean III premiere the cast attended.

He said, "I feel like I'm on a sort of flashback acid trip. Disneyland is all about the imagination, and that sort of psychedelia can go in any direction, can't it? It can be quite dark, and it can be quite light and perfect here at the happiest place on Earth with the giant mice."

source - contactmusic

He Said It


“I’m going through great struggles, but I’m feeling pretty good. I have a lot of good support, particularly from my family. In difficult moments like this, it’s when a loving family shines through. There is a tunnel and there is a light and I will get there. In the meantime I really enjoy my work and my family. I see people worse off than me, so I can put it in perspective.”

~ Sir Paul McCartney
on how he is closer to his children than ever

John & Jessica - Still Dating?


Are these two back on OR just friends with benefits?

John, who split with Jessica last Monday, insiders say, because he needed more space - was seen exiting Jessica's hotel, the Soho Grand in New York, at 12 p.m. today. "He was looking really happy," an eyewitness tells In Touch. "He couldn't stop smiling."

A pal of Jessica's confirms, "They definitely went on a date last night," but says that the once-divorced star is taking the reunion one step at a time. Breaking up and making up has become routine for the pair. "She still loves him, but he's not stable," the friend explains. "He's scared of commitment. He breaks up with her and then regrets it and then begs her to get back together."

Maybe he doesn't like the colour orange and all the Dynasty dressing?

source

Lindsay Lohan's A FireCracker In Bed


I guess she can thank that 'firecrotch' of hers because new man, Calum Best has praised her lovemaking talents and has been sharing alot of details with friends.

Calum told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: “He told me Lindsay’s really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ’she’s dynamite between the sheets… No girl I’ve ever slept with comes close’.”

The source went on to say: “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.

“Calum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

source via dlisted

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Another Guess Who???


Who's that shopping at Kitson Kids??
I'll reveal the answers to both this one and Friday's sometime tomorrow........

Friday, May 18, 2007

This Photo Pleases Me


I may be really pregnant, but I'm nowhere near as big as Tori, post-baby. At least I don't think I am. Talk about thunder thighs. Props to Dean for the Canadian flag thing - you lucky Americans.

Alright, cue the comments from the offended on the weight thing...... but I mean come on, isn't Tori Spelling fair game?

Poor Paris - Not Even Ice Cream Can Cheer Her Up


She's really working her new shtick - never show the teeth, never let them see you smile. The new Paris - humble and grumpy.

Guess Who?