Stains? What Stains?

Britney Spears doesn't let a few little Slurpee stains on dress keep her away from getting her spray tan on. That girl needs a bib. She should take a page from my book...... If I have to eat or do something while driving that has the potential of making me messy, I put an old baby blanket on my lap. May look strange to the trucker beside me, but let me tell you, it keeps me warm when I have the roof open and has saved me from many a latte stain.

ReHab SmeHab - Blohan Gets A DUI

Lindsay Lohan crashed her Benz into a curb at 5:30 am this morning in Hollywood and was later arrested under suspicion for a DUI and cocaine possession.

The 20-year-old actress was slightly injured when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb and shrub on Sunset Boulevard. The car suffered "major damage," according to police.

Lohan and two other people were in the vehicle when it crashed around 5:30 a.m., Lt. Mitch McCann, media relations officer for Beverly Hills police department, said during a press conference Saturday. The star was hospitalized for minor upper chest injuries. The passengers were not hurt.

Police learned of the accident when they received a 911 call at 5:30 a.m. There was also a witness on the scene, but police do not know if the same person called 911. By the time authorities responded, three minutes after the call, Lohan, her companions and the car were gone from the scene.

Lohan was later located by police at the Century City Hospital. Her car was found at a nearby condo complex and towed at 6:30 a.m. Police won't say how they know that the actress was driving, but say they're "confident" that she was.

At the press conference McCann said: "A usable amount of an illegal narcotic tentatively identified as cocaine was recovered and booked." Police would not specify where the drugs were found.

"She was charged with a misdemeanor," said McCann. "There is a potential for additional charges."

UPDATE:

Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills, Calif. around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved "something to her upper chest area." The two other people in her car were not hurt they said.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and "tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest" for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Lt. McCann said it appeared as if Lohan was speeding and lost control.

Lohan was cited and released and will have to face a judge.

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Click HERE to see Splash's exclusive video of Lindsay at various stages of the night and then fleeing the accident scene in another car, returning to retrieve her ride and drive it home.

I know from experience, nothing good ever happens if you are still out after 5am. Nothing.

source - People & TMZ

50 Cent ? More Like 400 Mil

No one can call rapper 50 Cent a dummy. He had been drinking buying so many Vitamin Water drinks, he doesn't drink alcohol, that in 2004 he decided to invest in the company that owns it, Glaceau.

50 Cent, (Curtis James Jackson III), has his bank account increased now that Coca Cola has bought Glaceau, the makers of the popular brand Vitaminwater, for $4.1 billion in cash.

The rapper invested in Glaceau in 2004, and owns a chunk of the company, who in turn put out the grape flavored water and called it "Formula 50."

With Coca Cola acquiring Glaceau by May 25th, 50 Cent stands to make roughly $400 million US, which is his percentage of ownership in the company. Glaceau, whereas, will operate as separate business unit within Coca-Cola North America (CCNA), allowing the company to continue to grow in the marketplace, while taking advantage of Coca-Cola's marketing, management and distribution resources globally.

From the man who brought the world, "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'", I'd say he's done that. Geez.

source via ontd

Paris Working Out

Paris Hilton is whipping herself into shape so that she can fight off any unwanted propositions in the prison showers. She checks into the big house on June 5th.

New Mom Sheryl Crow

Presenting baby Wyatt!

He Said It

"A great service was done by getting her off the airwaves
... she's a disaster."

~ Donald Trump
on Rosie's confirmed departure from The View


If only we could keep him off the airwaves........

Rosie Not Returning To The View EVER

The rumours are true. Rosie O'Donnell will not be returning to fulfill her last 3 weeks of her contract with The View. ABC has just announced that Wednesday was her last day.

In a statement today, Brian Frons, the president of Disney-ABC's Daytime Television Group, said, "We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well."

Barbara Walters, the show's creator and co-executive producer, said, "I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at 'The View.' I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."

In her statement, O'Donnell said, "I'm extremely grateful. It's been an amazing year and I love all three women."

And on her Web site Thursday, O'Donnell wrote: "When painting there is a point u must step away from the canvas as the work is done."

O'Donnell announced at the end of April she was leaving "The View," and her last day was supposed to be June 20.

Her scrap with Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday sealed the deal. Rosie is over it. Too bad for The View - there goes 50% off their viewership.

Liz Hurley Starting Rumours

These poses and pictures of Elizabeth Hurley at the Asian Women of Achievement Awards in London Wednesday night, earn her a spot in the Is She Or Isn't She? Club. Add another one to the Pregnancy Watch.


pics - celebutopia

Eva Mendes - Love It OR Hate It ?

Eva Mendes at the premiere of "We Own The Night"
at The Cannes Film Festival today.

Lovely Louboutins...... What do you think of the dress?

He Said It

"Lock the door, don't go out with your stupid friends,
have some home-cooked food, get a sense of reality,"
he says. "Go lie in the garden, okay?
And then say to yourself, 'There's more good in my life than bad.
I'm still a rich, talented girl – now I want to get my career back on track.'
End of story."

~ Simon Cowell on Britney Spears

When The Other Woman Is Tori Spelling

How heartbreaking to be dumped for Tori Spelling. That's exactly what Dean McDermott did, only months after adopting a daughter with wife number one, Mary-Jo Eustace.

Eustace has written about the moment her husband told her he was leaving in The Other Woman, a new anthology featuring stories from 21 women about love and betrayal.

The mother of two spoke to PEOPLE about her decision to go public. "The experience is so overwhelming, and I am a writer," says Eustace, 45, who also penned a comedy script based on her experience. "I needed some sort of outlet."

She says that, despite rumors she was planning to write a tell-all book, that was never the plan: "I've done some talks about divorce and the grieving process and relating to other women, and that's what I was interested in, not dishing on anything I happened to have found out throughout this experience."

When Dean called me from the set [of his TV movie], he told me how great he was getting along with his costar Tori Spelling. She was fun, caring and much hotter in real life. I assumed this was good. Before he left, jokes flew at the prospect of working with the daughter of a Hollywood mogul. I suggested he befriend her. "Who knows?" I laughed. It might be good for his career.

Now here he is, back. We're on vacation and I'm wearing my bikini with saggy faded bottoms. I know something is wrong. "Have you met someone?" I ask. He nods yes. "Is it Tori Spelling?" He nods. "We're soulmates," he says. "She loves me unconditionally."

"What conditions?" I scream. "You've only known each other three weeks."

I look down at my baby daughter. "We just adopted a baby." The phrase single mother pops up in my brain. I start to feel weightless as I cross the divide between together and alone.

"I'm not leaving the kids," he says. "I'm leaving you." I begin to sob. I actually begin to worry that maybe it's all because I look fat. Maybe he was undecided, and this dreadful bikini sealed the deal.

Trust me, Mary-Jo is hilarious. She co-hosted a cooking show, What's For Dinner?, here in Canada with her little best-gay, Ken Kostick. They always cracked me up. I am a true faghag and so is Mary-Jo. The pair now host a morning radio show out of Toronto on Proud FM, Canada's first mainstream radio station aimed solely at gay and lesbian listeners.

MJ has to be more stimulating to talk to than Tori, but she didn't have the cleavage Dean is so obviously into. Dean did get a bit of what he deserved when the daughter of a rich Hollywood mogul was left with under a million when Tori's father Aaron Spelling passed away, not long after their engagement. I guess Tori's still got the breasts, although hideous, he seems to enjoy them.

Happy Friday!

Guess Who?

Excuse Me..... Mr. President

Sharon Stone helped host an Aids Charity Gala Dinner today in Vienna. She has been hosting various charity events in Europe over the last couple of months. Looks like this time she kept herself sober, unlike her performance at a Charity Auction in Berlin back in March.

I wonder if she hosted Bill Clinton to anything after the party?

You know she wanted to.

And you know he'd be into it

She can't take her eyes of those big hands of his.

photos - celebutopia

CLIP Of The Week

Tom Ford Is Missing.....

The Donald Says Something Right

“On this one I think Rosie should win, but Rosie is not much herself…
I think anybody that’s against the war in Iraq is the winner of the fight,
because to justify the war in Iraq - only an imbecile could do that.”

~ Donald Trump
on the recent feud between Rosie & Elisabeth Hasselbeck

A Lovely Picture Until The Smile

Anna Paquin attended her premiere for "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee",
last night in New York. She looks great from the back.....

From the side, ah what a lovely looking girl.......

But then the smile....... ACK!

Time to get some braces and file down those suckers.
They don't look like chiclets, they look like piano keys.
Get it? Piano? ugh

He Said It

"I've heard from someone that she isn't even a fan of mine.
Apparently she hasn't seen any of my movies.

I've seen all of hers - obviously, we both do action movies!"

~ California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
denies reports he has been approached to
pardon socialite Paris Hilton.

source

Not Even Ice Cream Can Put A Smile On Her Face

Have you ever seen anyone this sad eating ice cream?
Poor Paris.


(chaotic last couple days - will blog tonight)

Halle Fueling The Fire

Halle Berry seems to of given up on the tight fitting clothes. She's been wearing tops like this and baggy dresses for over a month now. Not so sure if her bag placement is intentional or not. Amid all the pregnancy rumours, I'd say she's heating it up. Here she is shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday. What do you think?

pics - celebutopia