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Paris Is Polluting Sundance

It just can't be helped. She's everywhere. Stinking up the place. Paris Hilton was at the Tao Party in Park City last night, to see Maroon 5. Making all those who dared to come near her ill. Just look at those two behind her. They can barely keep themselves from passing out, right there, on the spot. Lucky for them, herpes isn't an airborne virus. I'm sure they've recovered.

pic - evilbeet

Just Because....

Don't you love it?

Not By The Hair On My Chinny Chin Chin's

That's right. All three of them. Matthew Perry made an appearance yesterday at Sundance. Looking a little rough Matt.

BOTOX Break

She wants you to notice. She's trying very hard to get those lines. Nicole Kidman is pregnant and taking a break from her monthly botox treatments. Here she is with her husband, Keith Urban, enjoying themselves during Lleyton Hewitt's match today at The Australian Open in Melbourne.


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Conan Buys Out West

Conan O'Brien has spent $10.5 million US on a luxury Los Angeles house. The Late Late Show host will move to L.A. from New York next year (09) to take over from retiring Tonight Show host Jay Leno - and he's already laying down roots in California. The six bedroom Brentwood house boasts a screening room, library, wine cellar, outdoor kitchen, pool and spa. The 44-year-old will be relocating with his wife Liza, daughter Neve and son Beckett.

source - the real Estalker

Possible Engagement?

Gatecrasher is reporting that we can expect an announcement from uber-hot couple, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson in the near future. The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love. The pair have been living together since the end of the summer.

Guess Who? Revealed!

Congrats Amber!

Jessica Alba satisfying our bumpwatch fascination. Let's hope pregnancy hasn't made her completely fashion-blind.

Clip Of The Week

Liv Lovin' Maui

Liv Tyler enjoyed the sand and surf of Maui this week with a friend. Who doesn't love Liv? She's a girls' girl and those are hard to find. I'll be in Maui in March and let me tell you, there may never again be a bikini in my life. We'll have to see.

Liv looks mighty happy to be there. I'm sure the Corona helped.



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Heigl's Still Puffin'

Katherine Heigl was photographed this week at JFK when a fan gave her a box of Nicoderm patches, but was hacking a butt on the streets on Manhattan just last night. It's a hard habit to break. She puffs back over a pack a day, but is said to want to quit. She should switch to a more 'herbal' variety..... at least while she tries to ween herself.

Spot The Tranny

My guess, Pamela Anderson is not pregnant. Either that or she's even stupider than we first thought. Pam rocked the party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida last night. Off topic but, I believe that's the same establishment where Anna Nicole died. Pam's the epitome of class, ain't she? White spandex. Nice touch. She does Canada proud.

Salma Looks Sensational

After giving birth to her daughter, Valentina, in September, Salma Hayak is already back in fine form. Here she is in Hollywood on Thursday in a perfect dress, (I'm sure it's Gucci), for hiding that extra tummy weight. Gorge!


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Long Time No Zeta

It's been ages since the last Catherine Zeta Jones sighting. She was snapped in New York on Wednesday workin' some killer but kinda crazy boots.

A New Pattern Is Developing In 2008....

and I don't like it one bit. Overdressing for Late Night. It was Lucy Liu last week, and this week it's Katherine Heigl, over-doing it for Letterman. It looks to me like she had a dress and jewels picked out for the Globes, and when they were cancelled, decided to wear it all to Letterman instead. Not as over-the-top as Lucy, but still a little too made up.

It's about time the world found a replacement for Meg Ryan. Thank you Katherine.

Guess Who?

Easy one.

Iman Fab At 52

Iman hit the red carpet for the release of her book last night, hosted by Target. Eva Mendes joined her and practically steals the spotlight. Looking hot as ever.

Iman has kept that skin of hers flawless. Tight, but not too tight.

pics - celebutopia

Happy Friday!

How Sweet

John Mayer is sticking up for his ex on his blog. Jessica Simpson has been taking a ton of flack for the poor performance of her new man, Tony Romo, on the football field. Here's what John posted late last night......

DON'T EX WITH TEXAS

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)

This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don't really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I'm betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn't be able to, but it's less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I'm out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday's worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

Good for him. Talk shit (and pee) about him all you want, he seems like a decent guy. At least this round. Or did Papa Joe have a gun to his head? Doubtful.

Don't Mean To Scare Ya...

but my friend Laura sent me this link on the weekend, and now I feel like I'm rubbing cancer on my skin at night. This site let's you type in your daily skincare products, hair products, deodorants, etc etc. It will rate them on a scale of 1-10 as to the damage it's causing our bodies. I know it's not gossip, but I just had to share.

Skin Deep, an online safety guide for cosmetics and personal care products. Our aim was to fill in where companies and the government leave off: companies are allowed to use almost any ingredient they wish, and our government doesn't require companies to test products for safety before they're sold. EWG's scientists built Skin Deep to be a one-of-a-kind resource, integrating our in-house collection of personal care product ingredient listings with more than 50 toxicity and regulatory databases.

Now in its fourth year and third major update, our Skin Deep database provides you with easy-to-navigate safety ratings for nearly a quarter of all products on the market — 27,206 products with 7,111 ingredients. At about one million page views per month, Skin Deep is the world's largest and most popular product safety guide.

I'm a big user of Kinerase, Philosophy, Fresh, Pureology, Bliss.....I could go on and on..... all have lots of bad bad stuff. Kinerase, surprisingly, isn't rated too bad, and I love it so much, I'll stick with it. Even my Pureology shampoo and conditioner, which are sulphate free, vegan and the rest of it, rated poorly. No sulphates and still it can cause me cancer?! Ack! I'm also a mayjah fan of Bare Escentuals. LOVE Bare Escentuals. It's supposed to be pure, clean, mineral makeup right? Not. Full of toxins.... What's a product queen to do? Stella McCartney's new organic line, here I come........

Come back and let us know how your favourite products rated. If you'll discontinue use, or just plug your ears........la la la la la. If your fave's faired well - let us know what it is you are using!

cosmeticsdatabase.com

Hello Daddy!

Matthew McConaughey and girlfriend Camila Alves are expecting a child, the actor announced Tuesday on his Web site.

"My girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together," McConaughey writes. "It's 3 months growin in her womb and all looks healthy and lively so far. We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being mother and a father, and shepherding him or her through this life."

McConaughey adds: "Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution. Thanks for being fans of me and my work and now this new and miraculous chapter in my life, as me and Camila and our child do our best to just keep living."

He signs his message, "Wow, McConaughey."

McConaughey, 38, met Alves, 24, a Brazilian model whose family moved to L.A. when she was young, more than a year ago. Since then, they have been together constantly – and often in the Ocean – riding the waves last year from Australia, where he filmed Fool's Gold, to the Bahamas, where he shot the comedy Surfer Dude.

"He is euphoric. He couldn't be happier," says his rep Alan Nierob.

Longtime McConaughey pal Mark Gustawes, who is producing Surfer Dude, says the couple are "incredibly happy."

"I can only hope that one day the love I have with the woman carrying my child is equivalent to the love Matthew and Camila share," says Gustawes. "That's a tall bar. In my opinion, the child will be raised with more love than it knows what to do with."

source- People

Dust Off Those Spock Ears And Get Ready

Tom Cruise is all kinds of crazy. This is a nine minute clip of him discussing Scientology and the rest of us, SP's, (SP is Xenu-speak for 'suppressive people').

Cruise gave this speech when he accepted the Freedom Medal of Valor award at an International Association of Scientologists event.

Watch it quick, before it's gone. The Xenu people have been having the clip removed from all kinds of websites. Oh ya, and be careful not to look directly into Tom's eyes.

* as soon as i posted the youtube clip - poof! it was gone. this one from google will not last......

Laugh, Mock Me, I Don't Care

Ah Fabio, bless his heart.

Fabio talks a lot of shit. He barged back into the gossip columns last fall because of a near throwdown with George Clooney at a Beverly Hills restaurant. The incident reportedly began when Clooney accused a gaggle of Fabio's fans of taking his photograph. "This guy, he ate more than he could chew," Fabio says (his English-language phrasing is sometimes awkward: "The yard on the other side is always more green"; "One animal in a man's hand is more than two in the tree"). "He laid a hand on me, so it would have been self-defense if I had beaten him down. I could have fucked him up. Oh my god, I could have beaten the shit out of him. I was so pissed off." According to Fabio, Clooney called his dinner companions—who'd won the date at a charity auction benefiting the California Highway Patrol—names. "Bitches, even badder words," he recalls. "So I go over and I'm like, 'Listen, I will fuck you up.'" Fabio claims that Clooney then shoved him. At six three and 230 pounds, the former Italian-army paratrooper is hard to budge. "Right then, I could have knocked him over and beat him," he says. "I could have punched him in the face while he was on his back. That's how you really hurt someone—their face can't amortize the punch so it takes, it takes the whole impact."

Man I would have killed to have seen Fabio poke Clooney in the chest and say, "I will fuck you up." Hysterical!

Taken from the February 08 issue of Details.

Funny how cover boy Zac Efron has on less makeup that he does in his day to day life here, and looks a thousand times better. Normal even. Is that even him?

Nicole Richie Has A Girl!

Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.

"The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents," says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.

Personally, I think Harlow is a great name. I'm was partial to Marlow for a boy when I was pregnant, though many peeps dissed the name. Went with Nolan instead after all was said and done.

I'm surprised Nicole had her baby so fast. It seems everyone else's pregnancies go by so quickly and your own takes freaking forever.

Word is Christina Aguilera also had her baby today around 4pm. No word on the sex yet. Stay tuned.

Happy Friday!

CLIP Of The Week

Oh Great. Just What The World Needs...

Pamela Anderson is with child. Yes I'm serious.

The shot above was taken on December 7th. If she really is knocked up, that baby is off to a great start.

TMZ has learned the divorce between Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon is back on and Pam is pregnant!

You'll recall Anderson filed for divorce last month, but called it off just days later. But sources tell TMZ she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she's pregnant with his baby.

Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

The couple were married in Las Vegas on October 6.

Until I'm Fully Back In Action.....

Spend some time perusing some ecards. These are ecards you can use. Ecards that will make you laugh. Hard.

Complete utter hilarity at least 2 cards out of every 5 on the site. Seriously. Go there. You won't be disappointed.

I could send out hundreds.......

Liu / SJP Deja Vu

Here's Lucy Liu showing up for a taping of David Letterman this afternoon in New York. I guess she was there to promote her new series, Cashmere Mafia. Worst. Name. Ever.

I watched. Did you? It was a bit stiff, but I'm sure I'll watch a couple more before I make a real decision. It does seem so incredibly desperate to be Sex & the City though, obviously. New York, four friends on the search for love, yada yada yada.

Lucy Liu is praying she'll become the next fashion icon, ala Sarah Jessica. And it looks to me like she's trying too hard. Way too hard. It pays to start off subtle.

J Love's Little F U

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up on the carpet at last night's 27 Dresses premiere looking spectacular. After taking heat from the tabloids for a bad bikini photo back in November, she's really showing us that she can look great when she wants to. All it takes is a nice dress and a better camera angle. Bravo.

Looks Like Someone Needs To Exfoliate

Ellen Pompeo always looks dirty to me. She needs to take the sandpaper to that skin of hers. I don't want her to scrub herself all Renee Zelleweger, but you know what I'm saying.

Ellen was a no-show at Katherine Heigl's wedding over Christmas. (probably wasn't invited) She did, however, show her support by walking the red carpet for Heigl's premiere of 27 Dresses last night. Didn't bother to take off her coat though. I'll bet Ellen's pissed that Grey's has become Izzy's show. The show is named after her character for god's sake and all we ever hear about is Katherine this, and Katherine that. She has to be bitter. Bitter and blotchy. Ah well. Not bitter enough to miss out on a little publicity.

I'm getting close.....

I've been neglecting my blog due to overwhelming chaos around my house now that there are two kids. Having one kid was manageable, two is crazy! Once I have some help, which looks to be only a few days away, I'll be back and I'll be bitchy. That's a promise! Let me know if you will be back, so that I know there is a point to all of this. Besides there is a ton to bitch about. Can you believe we actually have a Nicole Kidman bumpwatch to add to the list? I thought that bitch was sterile!

Halle & Her Bump

I can't help but be on the Halle / Alba bumpwatch.

Just gotta..... Here's Halle leaving a friends in Brentwood yesterday.