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"I've actually gained 10 pounds!" she told reporters Monday. "No, really - for the film, Nine. Actually, 13 to be exact."
"I ate everything!" she continued. "Fish and chips. Everything fried - things I don't normally eat."
It must suck to eat stuff that actually tastes good, for a short while, only to go back to starving yourself again. As soon as we stop seeing Fergie smile, we'll know her dieting has begun. Probably tomorrow. Though being engaged to, and sleeping with, Josh Duhamel, would sure put a smile on my face.






She was 86.
"She was the cornerstone of our family, and a woman of extraordinary accomplishment, strength, and humility," their statement said.
"She was the person who encouraged and allowed us to take chances. She was proud of her grandchildren and great-grandchildren and left this world with the knowledge that her impact on all of us was meaningful and enduring. Our debt to her is beyond measure."
Obama and Soetoro-Ng asked that donations be made for the search for a cure for cancer in lieu of flowers. A small private ceremony will be held "at a later date."



