GUESS WHO??????

I know it's obvious but this photo frightened me a little.
SJP needs cosmetics stat!

I'll Have What She's Having

Courtney Cox out and about in NYC yesterday.
She's a spokesperson for Kinerase.
I guess it's working!

Pregnant Or Giving Up?

I still can't tell.

Shut Up Already!

Jenny Shimizu - who claims she bedded Madonna in the 90s - revealed: "It is most guys' ultimate fantasy to bed Angelina or Madonna. But I'm a girl and I was sleeping with both of them - at the same time."

Wow. What's up with Jenny these days? She'll talk to anyone who will listen.

source

CLIP Of The Week

thanks Defamer

BAG Of The Week

Dolce & Gabbana Leather Logo Handbag $1550 US
Check it HERE.

Spit It Out Would Ya?

On tonights Letterman, yesterdays taping, Dave asks Vince Vaughn to spill the beans about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

Letterman asks if Vaughn and Aniston are a couple. "I'm not saying we are or aren't a couple. I think she's great, but I just don't discuss whether we are." As the conversation develops, Vaughn, 36, turns to the audience and, referring to Letterman, announces: "Do you like the way he just kind of takes the approach that it's fact?"

I hate it when actors act abnormally secretive about their relationships. It just makes the paparazzi hungrier. Tell us what we want to hear and maybe we'll finally quit asking!

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Apparently Money Can't Buy You Class

"Just say I'm a billionaire. They'll come over." He cracked, "For every billion dollars I have, my [bleep] gets 10 inches longer." Mark Cuban, owner of The Dallas Mavericks remarking to a friend while scoping chicks in an L.A. nightspot.
from Page Six

ANTM ReCap

See Ya Furonda!
Click HERE for FourFour's ANTM Weekly Recap!
One of the most boring episodes thus far but there
were a couple of classic Jade moments. I can't wait
for her to get sent home packing. Joanie & Danielle
final two is my predictions. Joanie will win because
Danielle is still too hard to understand but I'm still
rooting for her.

About To Pop!

and looking FIERCE!

Sorry. Missed A Day.

I'm allowed aren't I?

Promise to blog later.

Happy Friday!

Is She Serious?

Paris was out and about promoting her upcoming album. lol
She was snapped with reported new beau Matt Leinhart. Leinhart used to date Jennifer Love Hewitt. At least we know the guys got patience. Click HERE to see Paris dancing at Pure in Las Vegas with Matt, then performing with her arms over her head. Wtf? Put your freaking arms down Paris! If I was a single bachelor I would stay far far away. Not a good career move if you want to be taken seriously. Seriously!
thanks tmz for the vid clip
old old photo

Not Saying He's A GoldDigger

If KFed wasn't Mr.Spears, the only way he'd ever see the interior of a Maserati was if he was about to hotwire it.

Kick of the Week

Ben Sherman Sacramento 1 Slip On for Men $75 US
Check them out HERE

Don't Forget!

8pm America's Next Top Model!
Apparently something BIG is going to happen with Danielle.
Yippee!

I Somehow Like Her More Now

Shacking Up

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have bought a 10 million US home in Chicago. The place has 13 bathrooms! LINK

What Has He Done To Her Hair???

Ok. If you are heading to Mr.Chow in Hollywood, you definately WANT to be seen. Why is gods name would Jessica want to be seen with hair like that? Why would her hair dresser and permanent fixture, Ken Paves want to be seen with a client looking like that? Get that girl some conditioner! Doesn't poor Jess have any other friends? Another thing, I get the whole oversize handbag thing but THAT is ridiculous.

Wonder Twin EGO Power ACTIVATE!

Mission Impossible!

Tom Cruise has put new mom Katie on a strict work out regime. He wants her to be looking hot when she walks down that aisle. Source

Well if you expect Katie, oh excuse me, Kate to lose 50 lbs in 2 months YOU better freaking be ready to grow half a foot! LOSER.

For Those Who Have EVERYTHING

Judith Leiber Candy Holder beaded with Austrian crystals $445 US.

MTV's Ratings Are Going To Hit The Roof

MTV has announced Jessica Alba as the host for their 2006 MTV Movie Awards. Someone at MTV should be getting promoted. Here is Jessica yesterday in NYC looking amazing a per usual.

That's What Friends Are For

Now that Paris is single again she is looking to spend time with quality people. Either that or she's getting the number of Courtney's coke dealer.

Quote of the Week

"My system is completely empty and I did that so there's no waste.
That way in the sphere I don't have to use the bathroom." David Blaine

Let's hope not!

The photo above is today's installment of
David Blaine UnderWater & OverRated.

Dunzo!

Paris and her greek shipping heir of the moment, Stavros Niarchos have split. I know. I know. How can this be? They seemed so solid. So loving. So grounded. You know Paris, rumour is she's already moved onto her next target, newly drafted Arizona Cardinal Matt Leinhart. Paris' peeps aren't talking.

SOMEONE's Defensive

Instead of sticking up for a friend she turned on - she goes for the jugular! Denise is claiming David Spade and Heather Locklear were an item before she filed for divorce. Denise claims her and Sambora weren't an item until March like a whole month after her divorce was filed. So there!
Source

Haute Fashion Gala

Here a are TON of pics from tonights Costume Gala at The Met.
Enjoy. I'm going to bed.

What the?


God he's ugly.




of course Posh over posed and stayed on the
carpet longer than any of them.


Again, no teeth.



The Le Bons still together after all these years.


I've seen Gisele look better.


Rosario Dawson has snagged that hottie from Sex & The City, Jason Lewis.

These Guys Are In My 'No Longer Hot" File

I used to think David Blaine was hot. Now I wish he'd go away.
Or at least do something cool.


Colin was a sexy bastard until he made a sex tape
trailer park styles and completely turned me OFF.

Jude Law was so crazy hot I could even forgive the fact that
he's a midget. Now he's a lying cheating sleeze ball who can't
keep it in his pants.

This started as a post about David Blaine and his latest stunt
and look where it ended up.

Eureka!

Anna Nicole got the go ahead from Supreme Court today to pursue her claim to her ex zombies fortune. She deserves some of his 1.6 billion dollar fortune. She kissed the guy! He loved her and all her craziness. Show Anna the money!

GUESS WHO??????

Friends don't let friends wear spandex.

I'm going to reveal who it is because a certain someone who is a frequent visitor (which I LOVE btw) will for sure already know.






It's our old pal Jake Gyllenhaal. Love him. Hate the spandex. I know. I know. Apparently you NEED to wear such atrocities when you cycle.


Is it just me or is my gaydar picking something up here?
I'm not saying for sure.

Pass ME The Pipe!

Nicole Richie enjoying the sun at The Coachella Festival in Indio, CA on the weekend. She's too busy on her sidekick to even take a hit. She can't be much of a week smoker or she would have alot more meat on her bones. Someone get the girl some french fries!

Water Baby

Brangelina's spawn will enter the world underwater. Source
At least Angelina isn't too posh to push.

note: I searched for a 'water birth' photo to attach to this post but they were all way too gross. Angelina is much easier on the eyes.

This Is Getting Serious

Second day in a row with another bad photo of Jessica Simpson.
What is going on here??? She NEVER takes bad photos.
It looks like she's gained a few pounds too. SHUDDER.
Please Jess, go see Nick.

Damn That Ebay

You know when you bid on an item on Ebay and you kinda sorta want it but you really just bid to see if you could actually get such a thing for SO cheap? Then someone outbids you and you're like "fuck you. I'm winning this thing." and then you keep bidding like a freak until you win and then you can say "HA! Told you I'd win!"? Then you realize you've bought something you really shouldn't blow dough on and you don't even need? Well that's what I did and I got THIS in the mail today. LOVE it but still. Oh well, I did save a bundle.

Blogging is much cheaper. I need to blog more and shop less. This is how I will justify my blog time. It actually saves me money!

At least I was home today, albeit sick, to be here when it arrived. Very well packaged too I might add.

SORRY

This flu has kicked my ass.
I hope to be back blogging later this afternoon or this evening FOR SURE.
TOO snotty to function.