She Said It

Ladies who wear low and sensible heels, find
themselves buying their own clothes and meals.

You can say what you want about long dresses, but
they cover a multitude of shins.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never
tried before.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

I use to be Snow White, but I drifted.

- Mae West