Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Liv & Milo - Cookie Cover


Liv Tyler and her son, Milo grace the cover of the June/July issue of Cookie Magazine. This issue hits the stands on June 3rd.

“I’d love for him to have pets and chickens to take care of. And I want to give him all the tools to be the best man he can be. For me, so much of that has to do with being in nature and really using your hands when you’re a kid.”

Love Liv.

CLIP Of The Week


Week/Weak - either one fits here......

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you - Miss 1993 Miss Douglas County Arizona. Isn't she something?!

Monday, May 26, 2008

Guess Who? Revealed!


Red takes this round. And Heleen gets Honorable Mention for pointing out the name tag. Oops.

This lovely waitress is none other than.... Drew Barrymore.

RIP Sydney Pollack


Oscar-winning director SYDNEY POLLACK has died of cancer. He was 73. Pollack died on Monday (26May08) at his home in Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles following a ten month battle with the deadly disease.

Home Sweet Home


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally made their minds up and have plunked down a cool $60 million on a sprawling 1,000-acre estate in the south of France.

With 35 bedrooms, plus a vineyard, lake, forest and moat, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and the soon-to-be-born twins will have plenty of room to grow. Brad and Angie now have more than enough room to add to their human menagerie.

She Said It


“No way will I have surgery.
Actually, I asked my mother the very same question
and she said, ‘It’s taken me 58 years for me to look like this.
You think I’m going to ruin it now?’
She looks great, so I hope I will look the same.”

~ Gisele Bundchen
on her amazing genes

Long Time No Debra


Where has Debra Messing been hiding? She was snapped while walking her pooch yesterday. In case you have been missing her, she will appear in The Women this September.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Guess Who?


OK. I'm coming right back at ya with another Guess Who.
I know it's pretty lame, but it's all I got until I get my kids healthy again.
See you back here soon.

Guess Who? Revealed!


Brit's boots, equipped with Cheetos, mustard and other various debris. Couldn't fool any of you smarty's with this shot. Congrats to our friend Heleen who was first!

This is a pic of Brit leaving Bally's last week.

Why The Long Face?


I've had two sick kids, off and on, for the last two weeks. The baby is sick with a disgusting cold and yesterday my 4 year old came home with our first ever dose of pink-eye. Lovely. Keeping her away from the baby has been hell. A full time job. Pity me?

I'll be back to bitch just as soon as I've got my fam back up and running.

Friday, May 16, 2008

CLIP Of The Week


Coldplay
's new album, Viva La Vida, hits the street on June 17th.

Here's the video for the first single, Violet Hill. Back in the day, my day, I'd meet a different rock star every week. No sh!t. Chris Martin was one of my fave's. A real charmer. This video for "Violet Hill" will premiere on MTV and VH1 on May 19th. Enjoy the preview!

Happy Friday!



Thursday, May 15, 2008

No One Pisses In Mimi's Pot


Looks like Nick is holding on to his 250 million for dear life.

Mariah Carey and her fake marriage to Nick Cannon was celebrated at Magic Mountain in Los Angeles on Tuesday night. According to TMZ - The newlyweds were driven around the park in a golf cart. At all times, Mariah was followed by a hairstylist and makeup artist. Mimi had her own private pot to piss in, with guards right outside the bathroom — you know, to keep her friends out. Their guests were [relegated to] non-private [shitters].

Make Up Your Minds Already


Despite this weeks engagement rumours, Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson have called it quits. Less than two months after rekindling their romance in Miami.

The end of their erratic courtship (they began dating in September '06) comes amid erroneous reports that the pair were engaged, fueled by photos of Hudson wearing a Tiffany & Co. ring (it was a prop!) both on-and-off set of her film Bride Wars, which she's filming in Boston.

"It was a pretty bad breakup," says a Wilson pal. "Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn't want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him."

Since the split, Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 39, have each been spotted letting loose. On May 9, Hudson and Bride Wars costar Steve Howey, 30, visited Boston's Liberty Hotel bar, Alibi. And on May 11, Wilson dropped by N.Y.C.'s Upstairs with two women.

"He was pretty chummy with the ladies ... he was certainly doing some sweet talking," according to an onlooker. "He looked happy to be there hanging with them." The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: "She feels dumb thinking it was so serious."

source - People

Now THAT Is Why John Gets All The Ladies



Yesterday these two were in Miami for breakfast and ate dindin in NYC. Here's John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston leaving New York's elusive hotspot for eats, The Waverly Inn. Apparently you can order $75 Mac & Cheese complete with truffles and it's to-die-for. The place to be and be seen. If you don't want to see the paps when you leave, eat somewhere else.

Anyway, back to what I was getting at. Just check out the size of John's feet. Bam! Those are at least size 12's. Now that's what keeps those ladies around.

Sex & The City : The Movie

The Sex & The City movie hits theatres May 30th.


Are you excited to see it? Or were you satisfied how they ended the series originally? Do you think it will be tough watching 'primarily' tv actresses on the big screen for a whole two hours? Me, I'm in it for the clothes. Not much else really.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Guess Who?


Guess who rocked these horrific Timberlands, complete with mustard and some other unknown splooge? Nothing like mock snowboard boots for a trip to the gym.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

MAniston - It's On!


Looks like repeat performance of last weeks tryst between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in Miami.


The couple didn't seem to mind being photographed while relaxing poolside at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday. Later that night Mayer attended the Miami wrap party for Aniston's film, Marley & Me, at the Nikki Coconut Grove. The two were overly touchy feely at the party and left together in the same vehicle. Apparently they have nothing to hide.

This is a strange pairing to me. Not as odd as Mayer and Jessica Simpson, but still odd. He is sure getting around these days. Something tells me this one is going to last longer than it did with Jess. Jennifer doesn't step out with just anyone. She hasn't really stepped out with anyone publicly since Brad. Showing up with John on her arm to last nights wrap party was Jen's way of bringing it. It's on.

Monday, May 05, 2008

Red Carpet Hauteness


The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala happened tonight in New York City. The hautest night in fashion. Check out the lovelies, and the not-so lovelies, arriving. There are those who rocked it, and those who DIDn't. It was more about the shoes for me tonight, than the gowns. Who are you liking? Not?

Posh either had a say in those shoes, or she's pissed she never wore them first. Posh has got to be even more pissed that Katie, hands down, trumped her on tonight's red carpet. Posh was NOT looking fine. Katie's dress is phenomenal. Posh had on the wrong foundation but had the best arm-candy of the night, of any night, fo sho.


Liv Tyler always looks effortlessy chic.

You think it was coincidence that Scarlett Johansson announced her engagement the night of the Gala and the eve of her first album dropping? Me neither. Bitch is going to marry Ryan Reynolds. All eyes were on Scarjo and that ring tonight. Give her PR rep a raise. Well played.

Hilary Duff looks uncomfortable here. Plus I prefer her as a brunette. She can actually channel JLo when she goes dark.

Fergie always looks better with fiance, Josh Duhamel on her arm.

Beyonce in something that wasn't made by her Mom. Thank you god.

J Lo looks unbelievable only a few weeks after birthing twins. Did you expect anything less?

It's a smart dress for hiding a waistline.

Now Kate Bosworth really surprised me here. From afar I thought, ICK. But actually, she pulls it off and then some. That dress was made for her coke-trance state, but maybe a bit too cas for fashion's big night.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen.

Nothing can make fashion's "it" girls stand up straight.

Of course Eva Longoria was there. A given.

Can't take my eyes off of you.

One hot and happy couple, Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen.

Kristen Davis has a smile that lights up a room.

The evening's hosts, George Clooney & Julia Roberts.


pics - celebutopia

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Sorry I Missed It



That's what I call a great Wednesday night.


thanks Perry

Super High Me

Doug Benson's own take on "Super Size Me".

Reese Witherspoon Takes A Walk


Reese Witherspoon walked in support of Avon's Walk For A Breast Cancer Cure in Washington today. Reese is Avon's latest spokesperson.

Don't go starting a bump watch, you hear?

I Think I Could Read That


Evan Handler, best known for playing Charlotte's lovable hubby on "Sex and the City," signed copies Thursday night at the Lincoln Center Barnes & Noble of his book, "It's Only Temporary: The Good News and the Bad News of Being Alive." Handler told Page Six: "It's about the 23 years since I was told I was about to die from a terminal, incurable illness, my 27 breakups with 10 women, Internet chat-room sex, God (or lack thereof), 'Sex and the City,' the miraculous conception and birth of my daughter, and antidepressant medication."

Sign me up! Love him in Californication.

source - PageSix