Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Sex Ed With Mrs. Hilton


“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters — she knew this person who had craters. I’m like, ‘What is that from?’ She’s like” — booming, basso profundo — “‘from giving blow jobs.’”

She cowers. “I’m like, ‘You get craters?’ And I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ I told my boyfriend — he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’”


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3 comments:

LA said...

Like, totally, like, rad Paris.

prunella jones said...

If that were true Paris's craters would be the size of the Grand Canyon.

Yvonne said...

She's like... He's like... I'm like...

This Paris like so need like some proper English classes.