Friday, February 27, 2009

She Said It

"I'm so negative against her. She just shouldn't have any of those children as far as I'm concerned. I know that's going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don't know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don't think she's doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. It's like, 'hello, come down to Planet Earth with the rest of us!'"

~ the completely normal Cher
discussing Nadya Suleman (Octo-Mom)

Happy Friday!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

CLIP Of The Week

If I've used this clip before, I apologize in advance.
I have been living in a feverish delirium for two days.

Jimmy Fallon Takes Over Conan's Desk on Monday

Will you be watching?
He's got The Roots as the house band!

Check out Jimmy on Twitter @ jimmyfallon as he keeps you updated on show rehearsals and upcoming guests.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Hills Have Made It To Season 5

For fake drama.....could it get any thicker?

This Spring The Hills returns. Heidi and Lauren may possibly become friends again, and gasp, Spencer flirts with a waitress. This is all so important, I can't stand it.

I'd Say Lohan's Back To BloHan

Check out this clip of Lindsay Lohan entering an Oscar party Sunday night. She seems pretty darn cranked up wouldn't ya say? When asked what she has coming up work wise in the near future, it isn't movies she's working on. No. It's diamonds and spray tans. You go girl! Fidget fidget, looking around, no focus. She's either got the Addy sway going or she's back on the nose sugar.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Got The Monday Blues Like Me?

Well this won't help. Here's Gisele Bunchen yesterday, sunning that ridiculous body of hers ,poolside in Rio at the Copacabana Place Hotel. She's even eating while she's tanning. Lucky bitch.

Nicole Richie Having Baby Number Two

Already knocked up before their daughter Harlow's first birthday (Jan 11), Nicole Richie and Joel Madden made the announcement this weekend.

In a message on the website of Good Charlotte, the band he fronts, Madden, 29, wrote, "I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope [you're] all feeling as good as i am right now." Madden's message is titled "Better than winning an OSCAR!"

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Come Tweet The Oscars....

Or at least, come here and read the Twitter feed running here live during the Oscars and the red carpet tonight, beginning at 3Pm PST. I can't wait to read your rips and compliments. Looking forward to seeing you back here.

Check out the live photostream (on the right sidebar) that will have all the red carpet and Oscar highlights as they are happening!

I know, I know, it doesn't fit in the sidebar properly... I'm working on it. Enjoy.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Oscar After-Party Sneak Peek

Tonight on Twitter, Ashton Kutcher is giving us a sneak peek at the tent where his wife is hosting her annual Oscar Party tomorrow night. Demi Moore is going to great lengths to keep the press and cameras out of this party, so it is quite a coup to get to see it this evening. The video quality isn't great, but Ashton says he will try to Qik vid a bit tomorrow night when the party is actually going off.

Check out the vid HERE.

Check out Ashton at and Demi at

Twitter takes awhile to see that point of it all, but give it a chance. Pick some people to "follow" and take it from there.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Guess Who? Revealed!

Congrats to Anon who took this round. It's Charlize Theron on the beach in Malibu last Sunday.

Tomorrow Dermatologists Everywhere Will Be Given These Photos And Be Told, "Make Me Look Like THIS"

Angelina Jolie is in New York today working on post-production for her next film, Salt. Her lips are amazing, but please, don't try and buy your own.

pics - celebutopia

Dancing With The Stars Cast Photos

It's that time again. It's time for whole lot of hot mess. Too much fringe, too much bedazzle, too much booty shaking (when that booty shouldn't shake), and too much face paint. It's like Christina Aguilera threw up on the entire cast.

Dancing With The Stars Season 8 starts on March the 9th on ABC. I might have to tune in at least once. I'll admit that I've never been able to stomach it in the past.

Here we have your dancers.....

Nancy O'Dell and Tony Dovolani

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Denise Richards (of course she has her leg over his head)

Lil' Kim and Derek Hough

Lacey Schwimmer and Steve-O

Kym Johnson and David Alan Grier

Karina Smirnoff and Steve Wozniak (Kathy Griffin's ex)

Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks

Jonathan Roberts and Belinda Carlisle (she's making me feel old)

Jewel and Dmitry Chaplin

Edyta Sliwinska and Lawrence Taylor

Cheryl Burke and Gillis Marini

Chelsie Hightower and Ty Murray
Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas

More Than Just A Cosmetic Bag Staple

Maybelline Great Lash ..... wow.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Seth Rogen PlayBoy CoverBoy

In an attempt to boost readership, struggling Playboy Magazine will put celebrity stoner, Seth Rogen on its March cover. Vancouver boy Rogen will be only the ninth man in the magazines 56 year history to have his mug on the cover.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Tweet, I Twitter

What is wrong with me? It took me months, maybe even years to cave in to Facebook. But a couple weeks ago I thought I ought to check out Twitter. Just an experiment, I said to myself. The twitter-hype has seemed to really have picked up in the last three weeks, and the hype worked.

I've signed up and I am HOOKED. I read about Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore sharing their days with the Twitter world and decided to "follow". I don't tweet much but I love to read others. I follow people I like, and people I don't. I am as up-t0-date on Fashion Week as I can be without actually being there. I have watched Ashton and Demi hanging with Bruce Willis, hitting the red carpet in Berlin and then the ski slopes in Sun Valley. Witnessed Lily Allen and Perez scrap until today when she finally blocked him, I've read what Anderson Cooper's writing under that anchor desk of his, as well as keeping up with my local news. Ok I get it. Twitter is a useful tool. My twitteritis will eventually fade right? Just like my love of Facebook has faded now that I've joined Twitterville? Can't wait to see what's next. See you there.

CLIP Of The Week

Picture Picture Day

Mary-Louis Parker celebrating her cover shot for Gotham Magazine last night.

Drew Barrymore leaving Il Sole last night in Hollywood.

Eva Longoria front row today at Matthew Williamson Fall 09 at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City.

Again... step away from sateen. Never works for anyone. Khloe and Kim Kardashian at Alice + Olivia yesterday at Fashion Week. Holy crap... if ever the cosmetics industry needs a financial bail out, it's right there on Kim's face.

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson had a girls night out. Jess's hair looks great here. When she doesn't 'try', she does well.

pics - celebutopia

Monday, February 16, 2009

Travelling Can Be Stressful, But This Is Beyond...


Check out this lady fAreaking out when she's told her plane has already taken off. She's going to have to catch the next flight to Hong Kong. I wouldn't want to be sitting next to her on that plane. Folks... we have a live one.

source - dlisted

Guess Who?

Divorce? What Divorce?

Well, they didn't do a Valentine's duet, but they did bring 'the twins'. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Antony brought their twins onstage at Madison Square Garden on Saturday night. It's the first real public appearance for Max and Emme.

pic source

Hugh Jackman Getting Set To Host Sundays Oscars

Hugh Jackman was all smiles when he arrived at LAX yesterday, to prepare for hosting The 81st Annual Academy Awards on Sunday. Hugh isn't too concerned about his duties, though he did seek some advice from one former Oscar host.

“I chatted with Steve Martin on the phone who gave me some great tips. The first five or six minutes you’re going to have possibly the best audience you’ve ever had in your life, because all of them know they’re going to be on camera at any moment, none of them have lost yet and they’re all sort of generally ready for a good time. He said from that point on, just move it on quickly. Just be quick.”

Friday, February 13, 2009

Valentine's Plans? Tell Me Tell Me

And for the record, I'll be staying home tomorrow night.
So save your hate for next year.

card source - someecards

Hush Hush In The Bush

A full-frontal nude photo of a 20-year-old Madonna sold for just $37,500 Thursday, a sharp drop from the $96,000 auction record set in 2005 during flusher times.

The Lee Freidlander photograph was purchased by Italian businessman Fabrizio Masoni. He is the owner of a leather products company in Tuscany. The photo will be added to the company's art collection and be exhibited in its showroom.

On Thursday, Christie's had said that Friedlander's explicit black-and-white image of Madonna may have been the highest price ever paid at auction for a photograph of the singer.

Click here for the official Christie's auction page.

I'm warning you.... thicket ahead.


Happy Friday!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

I Hate The BumpWatch As Much As The Next Person

But I'm just throwing it out there.

Courtney Cox showed her support at the Unforgettable Evening Benefiting The Entertainment Industry Foundation in Beverly Hills last night. It's the sateen skin-tight dress that makes her tummy region stand out the most right? Sateen punishes everyone. She is still killing it in her 40's though. Especially for someone who lives in Malibu, baking in the sun almost daily. She looks amazing.

Do you think she is faithful to Kinerase alone? I swear they make the best eye cream out there. Anyone tried their products besides me?

pics - celebutopia