Thursday, August 24, 2006

Love Chocolate? No WillPower?

Have a problem with chocolate? One of those love/hate relationships? You love to eat it but you hate when it lands on your hips? I think I've found you the solution!

What's your vice? Chocolate? Cell phone? Cigarettes? Remote control? Weed? Pills? Whatever it is, LOCK IT IN THE VAULT! Stick the bad stuff into the jar, close the lid and set the timer. You can set it up to 24 hours. The clock will count down and until then your stash is sealed up tight.

If you resist temptation and try to cheat, this little sucker will give you a nasty little shock. OUCH!

Shockolate Vault - $18

This product can emit an electric shock and should not be used by anybody suffering from heart problems or epilepsy and should be kept out of the reach of children.

Chocolate not included.


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