Saturday, December 30, 2006

For Once, I Love Bratz


Those hideously slutty Bratz dolls the preteen set are in love with are now committing illegal acts. When a young girl in China Grove, N.C., opened her Christmas gift this year, she got alot more than she asked Santa for. Not only did she received her favourite Bratz doll, but inside the box was a load of grass. Over $7000 US worth of marijuana. Jealous?

Rowan County detectives say the drugs landed at the wrong house.According to investigators, the girl’s mother bought the doll from an auction on eBay. When it was delivered to her apartment, it looked just like it had come straight from the manufacturing plant, so she wrapped it and put it under the tree.The mother called 911 on Christmas Day when she realized what was in the box. Capt. John Sifford of the Rowan County Sheriff’s Department said hiding the drugs in merchandise is just another way to move them.“Drugs are sent through the mail, various services,” he said. “Apparently this mail was meant for someone else.”

Now that's a Christmas bonus!

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Nick & Jessica Split Assets


Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have had their finances finalized and as of today, their assets have been split. Nick received no less than 1.8 million, but the actual sum will not be disclosed.

Jessica has been seen out at the Hollywood clubs the past few nights with her favourite boytoy, Ken Paves. This was her attention seeking getup from last night. At least she'll get to keep her assets.

Guess Who REVEALED!



Couldn't fool any of you smarty pants on this one. Mary-Kate Olsen tried out that platinum blonde look earlier this week but has already changed it back to it's unusual orangey colour.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Happy Friday!








And Happy New Year!

He Said It


"I gave out a lot of headlamps, you know, the things you can wrap around your head and see what you’re doing. I think they are one of the best inventions going. I gave electronic toothbrushes last year, so it had to be headlamps this year."

~ Matthew McConaughey

CLIP Of The Week


Can't stand him - but for sure I prefer him drunk.

Guess Who?

She Said It


"I think there's a big difference between someone having an eating disorder and someone who is controlled about what they eat. There's a big difference, and every now and then of course I go out and eat what I like. But I do try to be quite disciplined in the way that I eat."

"I eat really healthy, I love Japanese food, lots of fish, any sort of fish, any sort of vegetable, lots of fruit, that kind of thing."

~ Victoria Beckham

I Can Still Remember The Day......


Jessica Simpson couldn't take a bad picture. Those days are gone.

Julia Roberts Is Knocked Up


Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is indeed pregnant with her third child, due next summer. The pregnancy is quite a happy surprise as she had alot of trouble getting pregnant the first time, in November 2004, with her twins, Hazel and Phinnaeus.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Posting Will Be Sparse To Say The Least

Still lots of stuff going on and not having as much time as I'd like to, in order to keep up the blog. Until things settle down, I will post when I can. May not be back fully until the new year. Please keep checking back.

Ho Ho Ho


Lindsay loves the pole. You can't keep her off the thing.

Page Six reports that Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West in the early hours of this morning.

"I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays."

Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once.

"It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."

Personally I'd think it would take a little liquid courage to get on a pole infront of 400 people. Either that or something in the pill variety.

Brooke, one of the 'dancers' who joined Lindsay said, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural. "

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Some Crotch Reveals



Be thankful Pamela Anderson kept her bits covered.

Good ol' Christmas piss fest - Pam style.

Oh Barf


Dean McDermott decided to propose to wife, Tori Spelling, all over again on Christmas Eve. He first proposed on Christmas Eve 2005 and the couple wed in May.

"We sat on a bench overlooking the lake and I gave Tori her last Christmas present" – an antique platinum ring with an Edwardian oval-shaped sapphire from Neil Lane. "I'd wrapped the ring in a much bigger box, and as soon as she opened the ring box I asked her to marry me again. It was very romantic and magical."

Spelling adds that as soon as McDermott proposed, "I immediately started crying and said 'Yes! Again and again and again!' What made it so special was the notion that a year ago when he proposed, the thought of having a baby together was just in our hearts, and now our baby boy that we created from our love is nestled in my belly."

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Guess Who??

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Guess Who REVEALED!




Couldn't fool anyone with this crotch shot. At least it wasn't Britney's for a change. This one belongs to everyone's favourite 'is he or isn't he', Jake Gyllenhaal.

I.V.Y. wins this round.

Doesn't She Look Pissed?


I've seen this 'pony' in Toys R' Us and it IS creepy. It also has a weird hole in it's butt where you turn it off and on. I'm not kidding.

I Pity The Fool That Doesn't Love Christmas!

Friday, December 22, 2006

CLIPs Of The Week


A Christmas themed one and then a couple of my fave clips from this year.


Enjoy.

Duff Sisters Shop Vancouver


Hilary Duff and sister Hayley were snapped while doing some Christmas shopping on Robson Street in Vancouver on Wednesday. Looks like they dropped some cash at Aritzia and Holt Renfrew. My kind of shoppers.


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Person In Most Need Of A Shower In 2007


Britney Spears left the studio last night a little more than greasy.
I think her weave must be itchy.

We All Love Christmas Miracles


Can you believe this sh!t? Nicole Richie is chowing down. The Sun caught her wolfing down an actual burger at Johnny Rocket's in Los Angeles yesterday. Joined by Nicky Hilton, she also polished off some chili fries and a vanilla milkshake. Sounds a lot like my dinner last night. Not sure what she took afterwards for her heartburn but I'm sure it's nothing a little Vicodin won't cure.


Happy Friday!



Thursday, December 21, 2006

Guess Who?

She Said It


“I’m sorry there is friction between Donald and Rosie. That said, I do not regret for one moment my choice to hire Rosie O’Donnell as the moderator of The View. I certainly hope and expect that this tempest will pass quickly.”


~ Barbara Walters when she was asked about the Trump / Rosie drama

Kirsten Has Something Stuck Up Her Butt


Kirsten Dunst was snapped while leaving a pharmacy with a bag full of vitamins and a box yesterday in LA. What does CDSA stand for you ask? It's a Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis kit. Ew. Merry Christmas Kirsten.

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Just Because....



...there's no good gossip to speak of other than the Rosie/Donald feud. So here's so photos of Kate Hudson shopping at a bookstore in Malibu on Tuesday.


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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Say Wha??

Reese Flees Hollywood


Reese Witherspoon has taken her two children, Ava, 7 , and Deacon, 3, back to her hometown of Charleston, South Carolina. She's moved back to get away from the chaos that is Hollywood, and to be closer to her family, and has enrolled both her children in local public schools. Probably a good move for everyone involved.

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I Don't Know Kate.......


You think those are going to be comfortable?
They might fit. Maybe.

Beyonce Blocks The Shot



The crotch shot. Well played Beyonce. Well played.

Here she is arriving at her David Letterman taping yesterday.

Tara Reid Cleaned Up Good


Tara Reid showed up for the premiere of Black Christmas last night, looking showered, dressed and sober. Looks like she might of even smelled nice too. You think Tara will smarten up enough to hit the red carpet for her OWN premiere in 2008? Unless it's American Pie: 30 And Desperate, she'll probably have to settle for something direct to DVD.

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You Think Angelina Is Full Of It?


Angelina Jolie has said she hated playing her character in her latest film, The Good Shepherd, because the woman she played was a man stealing seductress.

"She does one of the worst things a woman could do. One scene I actually had trouble shooting because I'm so against that behavior."

"She seduces him, and entraps him into having a child. There's not much worse than that, is there? But they're both at fault. They both had sex that night."

On hooking up with Brad ~ "He was married to his best friend who he loves and respects. Because of the film we were brought together and this strange partnership suddenly happened. I realized I couldn't wait to get to work. "

"We spent a lot of time thinking and talking about what we wanted in life and realized we wanted very, very similar things. Then we remained good friends for a long time. And life developed in a way where we could be together and it felt like we should."


I think I liked her better when she wasn't talking.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Patricia Heaton - MOM FROM HELL


Nothing worse than a snooping mother. Mine did it and I will never forget. Never!

Patricia Heaton, who played Raymond's wife on Everybody Loves Raymond, is one of those moms. She regularily reads her sons emails, snoops through their cell phone text messages, in order to find out what's happening in their life.

The mother of four admits to checking on her oldest, "When he goes to sleep I get his cell phone and check his text messages." The actress insists checking their messages is the only way she can find out what is going on in their lives. She says, "They don't talk to me about anything. They're boys. 'How was school?' 'Fine.' 'What happened?' 'Nothing.' She adds jokingly, "And then a parent will call and say, 'Did you hear about the stabbing on the playground?' And I'm like, 'Why didn't you tell me about the stabbing on the playground?'"

I bet she reads her husbands emails too.

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ANTM's Caridee


The winner of this year's America's Next Top Model, Caridee, on the January cover of Seventeen.

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Bullsh!t Of The Week


"I hope she makes the best of this new opportunity."

~ Miss USA first runner-up, Tamiko Nash, when asked if she supports Donald Trump's decision in allowing Tara Conner to keep her Miss USA crown.