Paula Deen Has Diabetes ?!?!

How could this have happened????????  I mean, she's the woman who taught me how to make a Lasagne Sandwich!

Thank Baby Jesus - Chelsea Handler Signs New Two Year Deal With E!

I had been totally getting the "this is my last season vibe", but NO. Chelsea Handler has signed a new two year deal with E! through 2014, continuing with Chelsea Lately.  Also included is a production deal with her Borderline Amazing Productions.

"Chelsea is an extraordinary talent whose smart, clever, no-holds-barred point of view has clearly been embraced by viewers," said E! president Suzanne Kolb.

Added Handler, "It's a great time for women in comedy, and it's a great time to have real breasts."

Chelsea Lately has helped launch the career of fellow comedienne, Whitney Cummings.

The news may come as a surprise to those who have paid close attention to Handler's remarks in recent months.  In an interview for The Hollywood Reporter's June cover story, Handler said, "I can't keep doing the same thing; my brain is bleeding. I want to do something that's more mindful and isn't celebrity-centered. I'm not looking to totally bail on E! They've done a lot for me, and I like it here. If you take away the Kardashians."

Hangover Free, You Can Be

You ever go out at night and maybe, i don't know, drink all the Patron? You dance too much, drink too much, flirt too much and then mysteriously wake up in a chair with your dress and shoes still on and a phone in your hand?  Does this sound like you? Perhaps then, you're just like me and you've made your share of messy mistakes.

Ever leave the party looking like this?

Christina Aguilera has seen more than a few bloated and loaded evenings.

Want to be sure this will never happen to you?

Two Words.
Lindsay.  Lohan.

Friends shouldn't let friends get their drank on without trying this no more hangover patch. BYTOX.  If you actually want to remember what you did last night, maybe check it out.  Like a nicotine patch - it won't be visible to others if you don't want it to be.

The Bytox patch is comprised from a complex of B vitamins that are essential to helping your body function on a day-to-day basis. The Bytox patch is safe, natural and effective, which means your body will quickly replenish what’s lost during the consumption of alcohol.  For much more info on the Bytox patch you can visit www.bytox.com.  Feel good tomorrow.

Snooki : Everyone Can Suck It

Time for a little GQ Q&A :

"Reality TV star" and "Best-selling author" rarely intersect. But then, Jersey Shore'sSnooki is no ordinary reality TV star. Or author. Over a plate of baked chicken and salad—she's on a diet—Snooki let’s GQ.com in on the woman behind the tan, and discusses politics, what she would do differently if producing Jersey Shore, saving money, her guilty pleasure, and more.  

GQ: Out of the GOP candidates, those that were rumored, dropped out or are still in it, who would you vote for?
Snooki: Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel. He gets shit done. 

GQ: If you were producing Jersey Shore, what would you do differently?
Snooki: I wouldn't show as much drinking and partying. I would show more of us chilling out and having a good time—which they don't show. We don't even drink those nights, but we laugh all night. They don't show anything but us drinking and hooking up.

GQ: So what do you spend your money on?
Snooki: I save it. Jersey Shore is going to end soon. I'm not going to spend money like Mike [The Situation]. He's already broke!

GQ: What's a guilty pleasure of yours?
Snooki: The show, Mob Wives... They're crazier than we are and they're in the mob. I think they're nut jobs.

GQ: You have a camera on you nearly all the time these days. Is there anything we don't know about you?
Snooki: I don't think so. I just know that I'm going to be 98 pounds again and everyone can suck it.

Lindsay Lohan - Teeth Rotten, Dentist Wanted

Here's Lindsay Lohan last night looking like a HAUTE MESS.  Kids, don't do drugs.  Don't smoke.  Crack is whack.  Girl needs some Crest White Strips.  Dare you to click the picture and enlarge.

She Said It

“I've been that way since I can remember. I remember growing up and loving when I knew there was a girl like me who I looked up to. I figured I should return the favor. You don't have to be ashamed.”

Evan Rachel Wood to GQ Magazine

regarding her bi-sexuality.

source - October 2011 issue

Drew Barrymore Covers Conde Nast Traveler

...on newsstands nationwide August 23, 2011

Condé Nast Traveler’s first ever Visionaries issue features celebrities, activists, companies and more who are changing (and challenging) the world. Drew Barrymore graces the cover for the  inspiring work she has done and continues to do in Kenya. Through the World  Food Programme, she has built a brand-new primary school, provided food for children, and dug wells that are life altering for the villagers. 

“I want to explore and become more socially aware,” says actress, World Food Programme Ambassador, and September cover star Drew Barrymore. She travels with writer Susan Hack to rural communities in Kenya where, she, through the World Food Programme, has given a brand new primary school, food for children, and wells that are “life-altering” for the villagers. “Fetching water was our burden as women, even when we were heavily pregnant,” Mungelina Lekakaile, a 54-year-old grandmother tells Barrymore. “I am so happy because now we don’t have to think about water. We and our children can focus on other things.” “Travelers should look at the harsh realities of a place but balance that with seeking its beauty. It’s important to acknowledge the reality of how the world functions but also to keep a sense of hope,” says Barrymore.

Drew Barrymore on feelings after reading an article about impoverished Kenyan children who walked miles to reach schools that represented their only route out of poverty (which then caused her to reach out to the UN and the World Food Programme):

“I was really moved. I never went to school myself. I was doing a job and didn’t have a kids life. I wanted to learn more about why these kids were so passionate, walking so far and overfilling their classrooms.”


...on feeling awkward about her initial meetings with communities she hoped to help:

“I didn’t want to be on a soapbox, this Westerner living in a bubble, so on the first trip I was a little nervous.  I asked questions and listened a lot...”

...on visiting these kids in Kenya and learning about what they want to be when they grow up:

“It’s amazing to me that the kids mention professions which involve helping others, that they are naturally philanthropic. People can feel unconfident about sending money into the void of a charity. But when you find something like this that speaks to your heart, it gives you the courage to look beyond your own problems and take the first small steps to try as an individual to make an impact.”

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