Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Sex Ed With Mrs. Hilton


“My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters — she knew this person who had craters. I’m like, ‘What is that from?’ She’s like” — booming, basso profundo — “‘from giving blow jobs.’”

She cowers. “I’m like, ‘You get craters?’ And I totally believed her. She’s like, ‘It’s from sucking.’ I’m like, ‘Ewwww!’ I told my boyfriend — he’s like, ‘Why don’t you ever do that?’ I’m like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.’ And he’s like, ‘Paris, you’re 19. You’re allowed to do this.’”


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2 comments:

LA said...

Like, totally, like, rad Paris.

Prunella Jones said...

If that were true Paris's craters would be the size of the Grand Canyon.