First the details, then the glorious quote.....
James Woods is back on the market. The 59 year old has just dumped his 20 year old girlfriend after seeing the light, and rightly so.
The star was distraught after his brother Michael died unexpectedly of a heart attack last month and was shocked by Madison's insensitivity during his funeral. Woods' friend Scott Sandler tells the New York Daily News that Madison showed up for the service dressed inappropriately "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking". "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself. "
Jimmy was so overcome with grief that his blood pressure shot through the roof early last week and he had to be hospitalized. When he was released the first thing he did was dump Ashley.
Adds Sandler,
"She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout." (best freaking line ever!)
I'm going to keep my eye out for her. I can't wait to see who she picks on next.
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The star was distraught after his brother Michael died unexpectedly of a heart attack last month and was shocked by Madison's insensitivity during his funeral. Woods' friend Scott Sandler tells the New York Daily News that Madison showed up for the service dressed inappropriately "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking". "At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in. Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself. "
Jimmy was so overcome with grief that his blood pressure shot through the roof early last week and he had to be hospitalized. When he was released the first thing he did was dump Ashley.
Adds Sandler,
"She's the anti-Christ. She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout." (best freaking line ever!)
I'm going to keep my eye out for her. I can't wait to see who she picks on next.
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4 comments:
Meh. What did he expect? He makes me want to puke.
mr.fab - i wish i thought of it. i can think of a few moths......
being compared to a moth and trout is never good...
seriously funny line. I want to date James Woods' friend because I love his sense of humor!
LA - you and I are soulmates. I thought the exact same thing.
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