Monday, November 20, 2006

Ew Gross - The Never-Ending Kiss


Guests at Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes' wedding were subjected to a kiss that wouldn't stop. Maybe they were passing secret scientology messages? Who knows? Members of the congregation had to plead with them to stop.

How long is this marriage going to last? Probably about as long as his last marriage. 9 years and 364 days.... give or take.

photo - ontd

4 comments:

LA said...

ew ew ew ew ew!

(he looks semi grossed-out!)

Anonymous said...

Look how short he looks? Guess she forgot to bend at the knees at the alter. And you can be sure the never-ending kiss was planned. Everything Tom does is staged. He's such an old, short, religiously creepy control freak. Ew, ew and more ew.

Her parents must be repulsed....

Vanessa said...

Let me add to the Ewww chorus. But that's so redundant. Is there anyone who doesn't think he's gross is the real question.

But on a positive note, 9 years is pretty long for a relationship. For Katie's sake tho, I hope this is over before a year.

Anonymous said...

Yeh, I second that. It would be great if it ended inside a year. But being young and naive, she'll hang on to the bitter end, and he'll consume her youth in the process.