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Monday, November 13, 2006

What Are We Going To Name Paris' New Fragrance?


Let's see what you got!

25 Comments:

At 10:09 AM, Blogger JJ said...

I think its going to be called something lame like, Heiress.

It could prolly just as easily be called "Catpiss" or "Tasteless." (Altho I haven't actually smelled the shiite.)

Nasty ole Paris. Bleh.

 
At 10:22 AM, Anonymous stefanie said...

Eau de Heau ??

 
At 11:18 AM, Anonymous oldwiseone said...

Oooh - I like Tasteless, pretty much says it all.

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger prunella jones said...

Hurl. Or Stank Water.

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger Vanessa said...

I going with "Eau de Taint."

I'm trademarking that shit.

 
At 5:45 PM, Anonymous steff said...

this reminds me of the grace jones scene in "boomerang"
"pig puke"
"wet spot"
"after birth"

but for paris... mmmm

pussy juice?

 
At 11:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I simply can't top Stephanie's comment. That is beyond funny, and oh so accurate. :-) :-)

 
At 6:30 AM, Blogger prunella jones said...

Ding, ding, ding! Steff's comment made me spit coffee all over my keyboard. Leisa, I think you've found the winner.

 
At 10:29 AM, Anonymous d-l said...

I say call it "Irish Sprung - I lick it too!"

 
At 12:32 PM, Blogger LA said...

stefanie wins, freaking genius!

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Leisa said...

I'm liking Eau de Heau!

 
At 9:27 PM, Anonymous stefanie said...

awww. Thanks.. blushing...

 
At 7:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she should name it "That's Hot"

 
At 9:20 AM, Blogger ADDeRabbi said...

i'm waiting for her to market a line of mouthwash

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

'sweaty balls'?

 
At 4:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sweaty balls

 
At 2:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How rude.. I bought the perfum and it smells really good.. Just cuase you dont like Paris doesnt mean you have to hate on her perfum.

 
At 6:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that fragance HAIRESS is a sexy fragance. Smells sooo good and sexy. I have this fragance and everyone that smells it likes it. specially guys! I think that this girls are just jealous of PARIS HILTON. If you don't like the fragance well just pee in your hand and put it all over your body bitches!!!! LOL... Is the best fragance!! very miami!

 
At 6:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like this prefume also. smells great!

 
At 7:03 PM, Anonymous notParis said...

You poeple who would wear a perfume named after that skank Paris are hilarious and pathetic. Believe ME, we are NOT jealous of Paris Hilton. What is she famous for? A last name and s sex tape.

 
At 1:47 AM, Anonymous Not notparis said...

How are we pathetic? We like it, because it smells good. I doubt you've even smelled it. I find you hilarious and pathetic for not trying something just because you don't like the brand. You're missing out.

;]

 
At 9:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what, its such a nice perfume.. serious it smells so good! & damn!!.. people only hate when they jealous, so let all them haters think about that for a min. & yo guess what.. you know u made it in the world when u got pathetic little nobodys hating... hahahaaa ya hurdddd

 
At 10:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

anon - you are hilarious! first of all, how do you know if I'm a 'nobody'..... I could be an "insider" - and yo guess what... paris has only 'made it in the world' because she was born into the world by a rich hotelier and now she is known for being ridiculously stupid and a dirty ho. only peons would be attracted to such a mediocre (at best) human being....

the first time you probably even heard of her, like most of the world, was when her sex tape was leaked. pathetic.

 
At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: Anonymous-

Hmmm hilarious "as such" to a selective audience I guess??
& as for the possibility of being an "insider" I highly doubt... what could you be working for.. a new hate on paris series? 'Top headlines today.. A gossip blog have been deciding unpon hate names for Paris Hiltons new fragrance.'

In all honesty,the many people in this world who are also known for being rediculously stupid and dirty hoes, is unjust.
But being as they are "average Joes" they unfortuantly dont get such attention on a worldwide website...

So all I can say to Paris is well done.. for making top dollars, be it for a "leaked" sex tape, new fragrance or even controversy within the media.. where as haters, such as the above people, will almost certainly never get recognised the slightest bit in comparison to Paris.. but HEY they can still carry on with their cyber hating... I guess.

-PEACE-

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why you guys fighting over a perfume? Lol -The name callings were all for fun - smells good or not. Bitch still mega-rich and laughing at all you! This perfume will make money, skanks who bought the perfume and skanks who doesn't like perfume or her - You all just making her more eminent! It's a celebration bitches! be merry! =)

 

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