A friend of mine lives in a neighborhood where they film this show a lot. One day, she had hired some tree trimmers to take care of her big trees. So apparently the noise of the electric saws her gardeners were using was bothering that poor little diva, David Caruso, and his dainty little girl ears. Sure enough, her doorbell rang, and it's a CSI PA (production assistant) who was sent over to ask my friend to make her gardners stop working. She said that the PA was very apologetic and embarrassed, and was carrying a walkie talkie through which my friend could hear David Caruso cussing up one side and down the other about the noise. She said it was a nuclear explosion of F-bombs. So what did my friend do? She called one of the tabloids and sold her story. When her payment arrived, the check stub read "David Caruso hissy fit."
CSI Miami is not written by David Caruso, nitwits. Someone else who can't write writes that shit. David is an ACTOR and he does a wonderful job of saying the corny lines. HORATIO is a character created by David Caruso - annoying habits and all. H is three-dimensional, which you see very very rarely on TV and it's all because David Caruso is an EXCELLENT ACTOR.
Why blame someone for things they do not control? Why not applaud David's ability to deal with it as best as anyone could?
It doesn't matter if he's not the one writing that shit, he delivers the cheesy lines the exact same way every time...maybe occasionally switching it up by not putting on his sunglasses. He can't act, and this show sucks.
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I never realised it was THAT bad! It's becoming painfully clear the man can't act!
He's a douche. Did I tell you my story about him?
ooooh - DO tell
The guy makes me NOT watch that show! His constant profile shots bug the shit out of me!
A friend of mine lives in a neighborhood where they film this show a lot. One day, she had hired some tree trimmers to take care of her big trees. So apparently the noise of the electric saws her gardeners were using was bothering that poor little diva, David Caruso, and his dainty little girl ears. Sure enough, her doorbell rang, and it's a CSI PA (production assistant) who was sent over to ask my friend to make her gardners stop working. She said that the PA was very apologetic and embarrassed, and was carrying a walkie talkie through which my friend could hear David Caruso cussing up one side and down the other about the noise. She said it was a nuclear explosion of F-bombs. So what did my friend do? She called one of the tabloids and sold her story. When her payment arrived, the check stub read "David Caruso hissy fit."
Do you love it or do you love it?
I LOVE IT!!
He probably put his sunglasses on and said, "You better turn that mower off or I'll turn you off."
I love CSI: Miami. First of all David Curuso is a bad mutha sucka on that show. And also the guy detective with the black hair is reall cute.
CSI Miami is not written by David Caruso, nitwits. Someone else who can't write writes that shit. David is an ACTOR and he does a wonderful job of saying the corny lines. HORATIO is a character created by David Caruso - annoying habits and all. H is three-dimensional, which you see very very rarely on TV and it's all because David Caruso is an EXCELLENT ACTOR.
Why blame someone for things they do not control? Why not applaud David's ability to deal with it as best as anyone could?
I LOVE DAVID CARUSO!
Love your blog style, by the way. cool
Disregard the above post. She is mentally unstable and thus prone to disillusion....LOL
It doesn't matter if he's not the one writing that shit, he delivers the cheesy lines the exact same way every time...maybe occasionally switching it up by not putting on his sunglasses. He can't act, and this show sucks.
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