Friday, November 10, 2006

Priest Says "Hell No!" To TomKat


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes dreams of marrying in an Italian church are doomed after the local priest refused to wed them. Tom's double-divorced.

Monsignor Nicola Fiorentini says, "Cruise is divorced. Even if the actor were not divorced, another fundamental requirement to validate the rite would be missing: the authorization of the parish."

Mayor Patrizia Riccioni adds, "I don't think it will be legal. On an Italian level, there are papers and documents that we certainly don't have (for a wedding)."

TomKat have said their wedding day will be November 18, 2006, somewhere in Italy. They may have to have a civil ceremony back in the US in order for it all to be legit.

Notice Tom's new move of standing slightly infront of Katie in order to appear taller and more manly.


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photo - celebitchy

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise is so pathetic. That man has consumed Katie Holmes' life in every way. Imagine how her parents feel. Old man Tom took over their young daughter's life, eliminated the religion she was brought up in, eliminated all her former friends, eliminated the fast track of her former acting career, eliminated her former personality and then re-made her into a person he can totally control. You look at old pictures of her in the pre-Tom days and she looks so happy. Doesn't that girl, in the dark of night when she's alone with her thoughts ever wonder what in the hell happened to the Katie Holmes she used to be?

Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise traveled the world many times over, long before he met Katie. And he has been to Italy many times. You can be sure that he knew very well that a Catholic Priest would never marry he and Katie in a Catholic ceremony there. He is no fool. That guy is well known for controlling every aspect of his life down to the smallest detail. I can hear him now. "Kate, baby, we're here, it's Italy, it's beautiful, I want to marry you......forget being married in the church. We'll just have a beautiful civil service." What a piece of shit he is.

Anonymous said...

Ditto!!!!

(And Leisa - thanks for your response to my SJP rant. Appreciate it.)

Anonymous said...

Actually Katie is the biggest lucky bitch to marry Tom because he is hot and rich and nice

You are just looser talking about him all days; you're full of shit.

And oh, Tom does too much for her, she is nothing. he deserve better.

He was a catholic too before and apparently he thought it was nuts that a man could walk on water, so xenu and cie now, he doesn't beleive it. See the spanish interview before spitting crap.
And he has a lot of friends like Sean penn and Estevez before scientology, he is the victim, katie is a goldigger

bitches

Anonymous said...

So Katie is a lucky bitch huh? Were Mimi Rodgers and Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz lucky too? Sure are a lot of wounded (oh, I mean "lucky" bitches) running around.

Scientologist are you ????

Anonymous said...

What's with Tom's hair? Is he starting to go bald??

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... indeed. Definitely some sweep-over action going on there.