He Said It

"Rich, famous people getting free shit looks bad.
And I don't need a cell phone with sparkles on it."

~ George Clooney
on obnoxious gift bags given at award shows

Baby Lo's Have Been Named!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's newborn twins are named Max and Emme, Lopez's manager Simon Fields officially confirms to PEOPLE. The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on Feb 22. Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

You think after seing the babies time of birth, she actually had them au natch? If it was by c-section aren't the 'time of birth's' usually much closer?

I've always loved the name Max, but it's so popular now. Emme is interesting. I like it.

The twins are the first children for Lopez, 38, and the fourth and fifth for Anthony, 39.

Guess Who?

Who Are They Kidding?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen stepped to these glasses for the Chanel Fall/Winter collection today. If those are goggles from the Olsen's latest fashion line, they can stop the presses right here and now. Those two will remain originals. Not worth replicating.

Ashley with her no bra, MK and her new ridiculous pout. I'll bet Karl Lagerfeld was real impressed. He's only standing there because those two brats can afford his clothes.


pics - celebutopia

Drew Teeny In A Bikini

Her man, Justin Long is about as sexy as Clay Aiken. Drew Barrymore, however, might be looking better than ever. Oscar boobs, those are not.

pic - People

Happy Friday!

The Goods

This week I'm going to recommend something I'm becoming all too familiar with lately. WINE. I've been doing a little, ahem, research. I'm finally done being pregnant, and done being the only food provider for my son. Now my main goal is to lose this baby weight bs. Besides hitting the seawall as much as possible, and then coming home to do some weights, I've stopped eating all foods, past 6:30 pm. Needless to say, by 9:30, 10 o'clock or so, I'm starving and bitchy.

So what do I do? I go to bed. Nice life! But before that, after the kidlets are asleep, I pour myself a nice big glass of red. My new diet. THE WINE DIET. Try it friends. It works. If you drink wine, you don't want food.

Here are two of my latest finds. You can't just buy these at a Liquor Store here in BC, you'll have to hit a specialty store for them I believe. But you lucky American bastards can probably walk on in to your local Ralph's and pick up a bottle for under $15.


Liberty School 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon -

Smooth smooth smooth and absolutely delish! School me. $26 Cdn








Avalon Napa Valley 2005 Cabernet Sauvignon -

Again, smooth going with this cab, with just a hint of oak, but it is not overpowering. I'm not into really woody wines. $28 Cdn

CLIP Of The Week

Truly frightening. Yet, so entertaining.

Guess Who? Revealed!

Who's the 'blonde' checking out at Planet Blue in Santa Monica?
It's Kate Hudson!

Said to be back 'secretly' dating my boy Owen Wilson.

Congrats to cindyhtl who takes this round!

Must. Not. Breathe.

Check out Mariah on her way into the MTV studios yesterday, for a taping of TRL. She is so careful not to exhale when the cameras are around. A total pro.

Looks like she had the town car make a stop on the way, so she could rip those cheap ass hooker shoes off some poor unsuspecting streetwalker. I'm surprised she isn't rocking those babies with a schoolgirl kilt. She usually lacks such imagination.

Have you seen her new video? She is either wearing pigtails and a kilt with knee highs OR a silver tube dress, 8 sizes too small. Can't she or those around her, come up with a new kind of 'sexy'?

And The Winner Is.......

Poop wins! Honourable Mention goes to the Vegas story.

Both of you ladies email me your information - your prizes will be mailed out on Monday!

The poop story was hilarious, but because it was in a bathroom with a bunch of ladies, I feel, though hysterical, not quite as embarrassing as the stupid booth in the Vegas eatery. Therefore, the poop wins purely for entertainment sake and I'm sending D.R. a little something something extra because I want to boost her spirit.

Congrats to you both and thanks to everyone for sharing!

Thanks to MAC for the great prizes!



* Now last night my girlfriend told me this embarrassing moment for a friend of hers.... funniest sh!t I've heard all week........

He was home alone with his almost four year old, so her took her in the shower with him, got them both ready and went to pick up some 'supplies' at the local drug store. When they got up to the cashier, who was a woman in her forties, his toddler looked her and said....... "My daddy's penis is BEautiful........".

ha!

So There!

Nicole Kidman's publicist has slammed reports the pregnant actress was spotted boozing backstage at the Oscars, insisting the star would never be so careless with her health. New York Post columnist Cindy Adams claimed Kidman was sipping wine at the Academy Awards on Sunday (24Feb08), and her report has fired up publicist Catherine Olim. Olim fumes, "Nicole Kidman most certainly did NOT drink white wine or any other alcoholic beverage backstage. She had water and lemon zinger tea. That's it. I know, I was there with her. "I cannot remember that last time that Cindy Adams got anything right. She's an idiot, and you can quote me."

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Well, Duh

“She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

~ Nicole Richie opening up to People Magazine
on how her new baby Harlow has changed her life

new issue on stands Friday

Forgive Me

Sorry I haven't posted today. I know I've got winner to announce. Unexpected company this afternoon, just as I was going to sit down to it. If I don't get back here tonight (we did just buy 2 bottles of wine), I promise to do some posting tomorrow. Forgive?

If you want to read the entries in the MAC contest and tell me who you think should win...... I would LOVE it!

Looks Like MK Went And Got Her Lips Did

That's my guess. She's even bitchier looking than normal here. These shots were taken yesterday of Mary-Kate Olsen leaving a 'medical center' in Santa Monica. And those lips of hers are looking pretty damn perky. If she did just have them done, whoever did them, was spectacular. And MK can afford the best. She doesn't appear to have any of the usual telltale needle marks, but still her lips do appear swollen.

What do you guys think? You think she had a little something something?

That's one place you don't want to see the paps when you walk out the door.

pics - celebutopia

No One Said Success Can Buy You Taste

Katherine Heigl has made furnishing her new home a full time job.

And still rockin' her Oscar night blowout I see.

Heidi & Will For SI - Hotness

Will Farrell and Heidi Klum grace the pages of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Hottest spread of the issue. Hands down. Love Heidi when she isn't speaking. Love Will any which way. I've included a ton of shots. So many are great. Check out the Sports Illustrated site for the entire 21 shot spread.

I Don't Know Who's More Annoying....

Gary Busey or Ryan Seacrest. Aw kward.

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She Said It

Katie Holmes describing her idea of Heaven

"Falling in love with Tom and our daughter. I'm such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I'm dreaming."

"To marry Tom Cruise!" (Laughs) ~ describing her dreams as a child

"We just went on this great date together, and it's been wonderful ever since. He's the most amazing man in the world. I'm so happy. I love him. I feel like he's made my life." ~ describing how she met Tom Cruise

"He's just amazing. He's kind, generous, smart, he's Tom Cruise - he's the most artistic man I've ever met. He makes me laugh like I've never laughed. He's made me feel joy like I never have before. There are so many things. He's the most wonderful human being I know."

AND HE MADE HER DO IT


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Penn & Nemcova Step Out

Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova walked the red carpet together into Elton John's Oscar Viewing Party. The pair were photographed leaving an event together earlier in the week. Safe to say, these two are doing it. What a huge step up for Petra after doing it with James Blunt.

2008 Oscars Red Carpet Arrivals

Johnny Depp
Jennifer Robo Garner
Cate Blanchett
Jessica Alba

George Clooney brought a date to the Oscars for the first time. Sarah has outlasted all our guesses. I hope she doesn't get knocked up. If she does I'm going to die! I'm hoping he'll toss her, but things don't look good. He can do better. In this shot, George just wreaks of movie star.

Nicole 'where's the baby?' Kidman
Ellen Page - good Canadian kid.
McDreamy and wife.
Keri 'give her a sandwich' Russell - didn't she have a baby, like, 5 minutes ago?
Katherine 'look at me in clown face' Heigl
Cameron Diaz looks great from the neck down.

Guess Who?

Cate's Got Spirit

A pregnant and poised, Cate Blanchett, was a winner at tonights Spirit Awards.

She's Just As Shocked As We Are

What the hell is Miley Cyrus doing presenting at The Oscars? Here she is today at rehearsals. It looks like she can't believe it either.

Eva Mendes Out Of Rehab

And at The Independent Spirit Awards tonight.

OK It's Safe To Say Angelina's Pregnant

No more hiding. Angelina Jolie proudly displayed her baby bump tonight at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards. Rumoured to be pregnant with twins, which would make them a family of 8. Crazy! Ang looks awfully skinny to be with child. She apparently fainted on a flight this week. At least she's got Brad to hold her up.

These two are going to be running into Jennifer Aniston tonight at the same event.

Guess Who? Revealed!

It's Eva Longoria enjoying a little Mexican vacay with hubby, Tony Parker, in Los Cabos this week.

Amber wins this round!