Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Spray Her Cooch With Raid And Fast

Paris Hilton is talking babies again. God help us all. Neuter* her now.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’ I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.”

“Nicole is really excited, and happy, and a little scared.”

*I know females are 'spayed' not 'neutered', buy neutered sounded better.


Anonymous said...

And I thought she was dating some model.

LA said...

As long as she's sterilized, I don't care what it's called. God forbid she procreate.