Saturday, November 10, 2007

I Used To Dream Of Sex With This Man


Or should I say FREAK! Mickey Rourke has got to win some kind of award for Biggest Downgrade In Hollywood History. I mean Come On!

How ashamed I am. I must of seen 9 1/2 Weeks at least 25 times. He used to reek of sex. In a good way. You know? He was the hotness. Now he is the HIDEOUS. Check him out swaggering around Miami yesterday. I'm completely repulsed.

8 comments:

Natasha said...

dont say that!!!

It's Barbie, Bitch said...

Yeah, I nearly vomit when I think how I used to think he was steaming hot. It's a long way from 9 1/2 weeks! He barely looks human now!

Anonymous said...

I too loved him in 9 1/2 weeks. I also imagined taking a little role in the hay with him. I can't believe how horrible he looks. One thing that accelerated his trip downhill though was a real bad face lift some years back. One he did not need. From there he started trying to compensate for it with sleazy goatees and the like. Couple that with his hard drinking ways and lack of showers and the guys is just a maggot now.

Anonymous said...

Kim Basinger was soooo beautiful in that movie. She was at the height of her beauty at that time and was probably one of the most beautiful women in America. Alas, she has gotten old.

It's Barbie, Bitch said...

You know,anon, I think Kim Basinger is still beautiful. A naturally aging face can be beautiful, just in a different way to the freshness of youth. I hope I look as good at her age.

And when you bemoan the onset of age, would you really prefer the alternative? I don't want to be a good looking corpse. I want to go out totally spent!

Anonymous said...

Who says anon is "bemoaning" the onset of age? Where did you get that??? And anon didn't say Kim Basinger was no longer beautiful. She just isn't at the height of her beauty. There's a reason agencies hire super-models in their teens and 20's. Because that is when they look their best. Same with actresses. They get all their best work when they are young. Youth is beautiful and it sells. Get over it!

It's Barbie, Bitch said...

Hmmm. To me, someone who says "Alas, she has gotten old" isn't exactly being positive. I was, however, polite in my comment; I just had a minor point of difference. It's called discussion. I fail to see the need for rudeness.

Vanessa said...

Did you also see he got arrested for drunk driving? On a scooter?

9 1/2 Weeks was wank material for me for years. Mickey's been dead to me tho since Wild Orchid.