Thursday, November 29, 2007

Cute Overload


Kirstin Davis has always oozed sweetness, hasn't she? Check her out filming a scene for the Sex & the City movie in Central Park, today. She's looking great.

Heigl's Smoke Signals



Grey Anatomy's, Katherine Heigl, is rarely photographed off camera without a cigarette in her hand. She must really be a heavy smoker for me to of seen this many pictures of her doing it. Seen here today hacking a butt, while lunching with a friend. I'm surprised you can still smoke on a patio. Especially in LA. Can't be the star treatment, can it?

Posh Still Keepin' Her Smile Under Wraps



Check her out backstage at the Dancing With The Stars taping. When she thinks there are no cameras she let's it slip, but when she can feel the lens, she has to bite her lip to stop it. Love it. Got to keep the bitch front.

It must be killing her inside that Ginger is almost as skinny as she is, flaunting her bare tummy. Victoria will eat one less piece of sushi this week.

Come With Me, You Little Man


Isn't that the best photo ever? It's perfect.

Katie Holmes joined hubby Tom at The Bambi Awards in Germany today, where Tom won The Courage Award for his future Nazi film, Valkyrie.

Katie's gone crazy couture on us. She is working it.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Even Marie Claire Couldn't Get Her To Ease Up On The Face Paint


Christina Aguilera shows off her pregnant tummy on the cover of January's Marie Claire Magazine. There's no way Vogue would have used a cover shot with that kind of clown face. I'm sure there's a pregnancy glow under there somewhere.

Can you imagine her bedding? The pillows must be a freaking mess.

Christina tells Marie Claire, her pregnancy came as a bit of a shock.

"We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take," Aguilera says. "You've heard it takes some time - except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here. I'm like, oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?"

Of continuing her grueling tour despite the pregnancy, Aguilera tells the mag, "I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong - somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show." Her solution was to wear a carefully hidden heart monitor. When asked if she was upset when Paris Hilton publicly introduced her as "the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world" before she'd announced the news herself, the popstar says, "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."'

Spray Her Cooch With Raid And Fast


Paris Hilton is talking babies again. God help us all. Neuter* her now.

“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’ I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.”

“Nicole is really excited, and happy, and a little scared.”



*I know females are 'spayed' not 'neutered', buy neutered sounded better.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Today Britney Gives Us Something To Be Thankful For


Underwear.

Check her and her shirt out, leaving the Brentwood restaurant Mirabelle last night. Bruises and all.

Two Crimes Committed Here


#1. Major bra crime. White bra, sheer black sweater.
Big no no. Total rookie move.

and #2. Where the f&ck is Uncle Jessie?

Lori Loughlin looked surprised to be snapped while heading to dinner at The Waverley Inn last night. If she was truly a trained celebutant, she would of skipped the bra.

Happy Thanksgiving From Avril Lavigne


Typical Avril. Bitch can't keep her finger in her pocket. Not ever.

Ah, don't mind her......

Hope all you American's had a great Thanksgiving!

i'll post later this afternoon....

I promise!

CLIP Of The Week



thx mikka

Guess Who?

Baby Borat Says Hi To The World


Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are staying at The Beverly Hills Four Seasons with their new daughter, Olive. Let's hope baby Olive isn't as hairy as her dad.

Isla already looks skinny after less than a month post-partum. Lucky lady.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Guess Who? Revealed!


The correct answer is Jessica Alba!

You can bet she made the boys night with her see thru dress.

Congrats to Cindyhtl who got this one right first.

Just Saying....


Marie Osmond is channeling Elvira.....

Only Elvira is a thousand times more sane.

Monday, November 19, 2007

A Little S & M

It's painful, yet it gives me much pleasure. The Real Housewives Of Orange County premieres tomorrow night on Bravo at 10pm!

Triple Threat


More pancake makeup and hair glue than a Miss America pageant.

That Bitch Julia Roberts Stole Heather Mills Parking Stall Again


It really pisses me off when I see people parking in handicap stalls. They get the evil Leisa eye. Looks like Julia Roberts is 'one of those'.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Heidi Does Crack


Heidi Klum showing off her ass backstage at the Victoria Secret show Thursday night.

Pregnant Clowns - The Scariest Kind



I'll bet Christina's makeup takes so long to remove, she doesn't even bother anymore. She wakes up and adds another layer. It's frightening.

Bozo!

Guess Who?


Guess who gave the boys a bit of a peep show at movie premiere last night?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Victoria Secret Show - Behind The Scenes


The infamous Victoria Secret fashion show was tonight. This time without Gisele leading the pack, if I'm not mistaken. Although Alessandra Ambrosio makes a beautiful replacement. Check out these shots of Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Alessandra, backstage at tonight's show taping.



pics - celebutopia

Alot Of Hauteness Come Out For Charity



Lots to look at tonight at the Seventh On Sale dinner gala to fight HIV and AIDS in New York tonight. Mary-Kate and Ashley brought out the big guns, Liv Tyler and Kate Moss brought out the big bangs, and Kate Bosworth brought out the big glazed eyes. A big night for fashion. Blake Lively from the new hit Gossip Girl, looked great in yellow. Ashley's shoes are major.





pics - celebutopia

And They Said It Wouldn't Last


Aren't they sweet? It looks like Pamela Anderson and hubby, Rick Soloman have beaten the odds. They are still in lust after 3 weeks of wedded bliss.

Letterman Dips Into His Pockets For Staff


In the wake of NBC’s decision to fire all non-writing employees on its late night schedule, David Letterman has decided to personally look out for his staff members. He will be paying for their salaries through his company, Worldwide Pants. A few other people (like Jon Stewart) have said that they will cover the salaries for their writers, but Letterman is the first to say that he’ll make sure his non-writing staff is taken care of.

Strike or not, employees of the “Late Show With David Letterman” and the “The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson” will be paid through year’s end. Both are produced by Letterman’s Worldwide Pants banner, which notified employees in New York and Los Angeles that they will be paid regardless of whether the shows return. It would make Worldwide Pants the first known company to guarantee its staff a paycheck during the writers strike.

It doesn’t mean, however, that there will be no work on “Late Show.” Decisions are being made week-to-week on whether the show will return to the air in some form.

from Reuters

source - celebitchy

She Said It


"The holiday season can be especially hard for those who find themselves homeless, and it's murder on turkeys. With so many healthy and delicious options nowadays, it's easy to have a holiday meal that gives even turkeys something to be thankful for."

~ Pamela Anderson


PETA and Pam hosted a Vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner for the homeless in Los Angeles last night.


source

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Meet Miss Golden Globe


Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has been named Miss Golden Globe by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for the 65th Annual Golden Globe Awards ceremony on January 13, 2008.

Miss Golden Globe is traditionally the daughter of a well-known celebrity. Among previous holders of the title are Lorraine Nicholson, Laura Dern and Melanie Griffith.

Poor Rumer. She got mom's bod and eyes, but dad's chin totally over powers everything. Try the test, put your hand over her nose and chin and BOOM, it's Demi.

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Is It Real Or Is It Memorex?


US Magazine 'caught' Reese Witherspoon & Jake Gyllenhaal in Napa Valley last weekend. They're reporting that the 'couple' checked in to a private house with a rooftop jacuzzi at the exclusive Carneros Inn. Over the weekend, they relaxed and enjoyed each other’s company, taking in a couple’s massage, dinner, and a laid-back morning picnic.

Were these two really 'caught' or was US called for a photo op? I know you skeptics have your conspiracy theories ready.....