Monday, January 26, 2009

Jessica Has Gone Country And It Ain't Good

Poor lil' Jessica Simpson. She's gone from having 'it all', to having herself a big fat bowl of chili at Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's Annual Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Florida yesterday.

No one could have pulled off this outfit she picked out at the local Walmart. Whenever Jess brings out the highwaists, it's never pretty. Remember these?

She is ultra-tranny looking here, though no tranny would be caught dead in those jeans.

She's a little bit country, she's a little bit rock and roll. And she's a whole lotta swollen.

This picture makes my life.

Oh ya, ROCK that Chili Party. You Rock it girl.


Anonymous said...

I will agree- she looks less than desirable. Let's hope she's staying far away from the blog's today. She's getting ripped left and right....her stylist needs to be fired....

Anonymous said...

The pants are wrong, but her figure is lovely! I wish I had her curves.

LA said...

And let me just add, she can't sing worth shit.

Anonymous said...

she doesnt owe us anything, its not like she signed a contract to look hot for the world, she has every right to gain weight just like everyone else in america