Pete Wentz and new bride, Ashlee Simpson welcomed their son Bronx Mowgli Wentz who weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., on Thursday night (November 20).
"Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
The name just rolls of the tongue, don't it? I sure do hope Papa Joe wasn't there to catch the baby. Gross.
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With parents like Ashlee and Pete, an aunt like Jessica, a skeezy grandpa like Papa Joe, and the name Bronx Mowgli, poor baby is off to a disadvantaged start.
Mowgli? She must've been reading The Jungle Book. That's the main character's name.
Poor baby - he's screwed.
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