Please share any hot gossip I'm missing with me via email. So I'm off until they plug me back in..........

Soooo..... no luck. My computer had to be taken away. I'm out of commission until at least Friday. Am I mad? You bet!

My Computer Is EFFED! Waiting to get it fixed. Be back this afternoon. It's all the man's fault. Damn the man.

Good Lord!

photo - X17

She Said It

Madonna on maintaining her figure ~ "I mix it up - Pilates, gyrotonics, yoga. I do it six days a week, with Sundays off. Actually Sunday is a day of horse-riding. There's no such thing as a day off."

But despite treating her body like a temple, Madonna still has "fat days", and always takes measures to make herself feel better.

She says, "I run longer on the treadmill and don't eat as much the next day, so then it evens out, but I'm sure it's all in my head."

By the looks of those pipes of hers at the Post-Oscar parties Sunday night, she can afford to put down the iron.

source - elle

Random Funny - Math Is Hard

Pamela's Quitting UGGS

Pamela Anderson is taking the credit for creating the tragic popularity of UGGS. HaHA. At least she has the sense to stop the madness.

I'’m getting rid of our Uggs - I feel so guilty for that craze being started around Baywatch days - I used to wear them with my red swim suit to keep warm - never realizing that they were SKIN! I thought they were shaved kindly? People like to tell me all the time that I started that trend - yikes! Well let's start a new one - do NOT buy Uggs! Buy Stella McCartney or juicy boots - I'’m looking for alternatives myself for my boys and the men in my life! I'’m designing some right now for my family and will try and have some available on my website soon.

It'’s what I grab by my door in the mornings to bring my kids to school or walk my dog on the beach at 6am or anything early - I'’ve definitely over used them - and that'’s it!!!!

source - pamelaanderson.com

Any Day Now.....

Tori Spelling is about to BURST.

Here she is leaving a hair salon in LA yesterday.

Ashlee Kinda Sorta Disses Big Sis Jessica

Ashlee Simspn tells The Daily Record when asked about comparisons to her big sister, "I'm taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers. I got lucky because my chest size isn't completely massive."

source

Two Blind Items - Your Guesses

1. Which coked-up, oversexed celeb, not previously linked with guys, gave a pleasant surprise to a visiting gay New Yorker in the backyard of a pre-Oscars party in LA Friday night?


2. Which two male TV actors (one of whom is married) were making out in the bathroom of the Vanity Fair Oscars party Sunday night?

These two are good and juicy but I honestly have no idea. Your guesses in the comments please and we'll debate this one out.

source

Blame Andre

Jennifer Hudson has one regret from Sunday's Oscars. Her dress. That hideous gold lame python bolero, that looked like it was borrowed from an old Battlestar Gallactica set, cost her to land on many Worst Dressed lists. It isn't her fault apparently, we can all blame Vogue's Andre Leon Talley.

"Jennifer was kind of sponsored by Talley and Vogue," said one fashionista. "Andre insisted she wear that hideous Oscar de la Renta dress with the awful, awful gold python bolero.

"Jennifer really didn't want to, and so [noted stylist] Jessica Paster got her a beautiful gold Roberto Cavalli custom-made. But when Andre found out, he went ballistic. Moments before she left for the show, there was a power struggle and Jennifer ended up putting his outfit on."

What a shame. I wouldn't be afraid to throw it down with Andre for the sake of fashion.

Her Vogue cover was terrible also. Did they have to choose the photo with her mouth wide open? That couldn't of been the best shot, could it? She wasn't slated to be Vogue's covergirl this month, but was only to appear inside the magazine in an entertainment profile. Vogue thought the shot was so great, they put her on the cover.

You mean to say Vogue found this photo to be flattering?

source

Was It REALLY A Secret?

Naomi Watts, 4 months pregnant with her first child. The actress had not announced her pregnancy publically, but it was pretty obvious in her gown last night. Today their are reports that the gown's designer Escada "outed" the pregnancy by submitting a press release stating: "The Escada gown set off her most precious new asset--the baby she is expecting with longtime boyfriend Liev Schrieber ." I wouldn't call it "outed", more like DUH!

Sorry But......

Abigail Breslin, nominated for her role in Little Miss Sunshine, looked like an easter basket. Love her but, REALLY.

Guess Who?

The Oscars Red Carpet Whoa's And No's

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Reese looked hot.
My fave of the night.

NO! Not a fan of that red on Nicole.



Cameron looked better than usual but her dress
reminded me of an 80's wedding gown.


Jessica Biel - too pink for me. NO!

Gwynnie had another red carpet NO!
Terrible colour on her and the lipstick, dreadful.


JLo gets a WHOA! from me for this one.


Beyonce - NO! especially the pose.

Kate gets a Whatevs for this ensemble.

NO! Kirsten Dunst was by far the worst put together of the night. She looked badly in need of a shower. Hair = lame.

Drew & Cameron Light It Up!

Cameron Diaz and bff Drew Barrymore are enjoying a Hawaiian vacay to celebrate Drew's 32nd birthday earlier this week. The paparazzi are photographing their every move. They can't even enjoy a joint without getting snapped. That would suck. Good for them for going for it.

Oscar Nominations - My Picks

The Oscars are this Sunday, February 25th, 2007, and I can't wait. Here's my picks for who I think is going to win - let me know if you agree/disagree.

Best Picture:

* Babel
* The Departed
* Letters From Iwo Jima
* Little Miss Sunshine
* The Queen

Best Actor:

* Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
* Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson
* Peter O'Toole, Venus
* Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness
* Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress:

* Penelope Cruz, Volver
* Judi Dench, Notes On A Scandal
* Helen Mirren, The Queen
* Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
* Kate Winslet, Little Children

Best Supporting Actor:

* Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine
* Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children
* Djimon Hounsou, Blood Diamond
* Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
* Mark Wahlberg, The Departed

Best Supporting Actress:

* Adriana Barraza, Babel
* Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal
* Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine
* Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
* Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

Best Director:

* Alejandro Gonz¡lez I¡rritu, Babel
* Martin Scorsese, The Departed
* Clint Eastwood, Letters from Iwo Jima
* Stephen Frears, The Queen
* Paul Greengrass, United 93

I went with Scorsese for Best Director simply because he is so overdue. Best Picture and Best Director usually go hand in hand, which is why I chose The Departed. Last night I heard that Spielberg, Lucas and Coppola will be the presenters for Best Director. Who better else to win the award and join their powerful group?

Check back Sunday night for the best and worst red carpet fashions.

He Said It

"I don’t think I’ve ever denied it. When did I deny it?
I’m having the best time of my life, so if the names don’t make sense to people,
that’s so small to me. "

~ John Mayer when asked about being more open about his
girlfriend, Jessica Simpson

source - Time Out New York

Guess Who?

Who's getting their buzz on?

Kate & Owen - Not Hiding Anymore

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson walking hand in hand in Australia this week.

Happy Friday!

Guess Who REVEALED!

After many attempts Mr. FABulous takes this round!!!!
HOORAY for Mr. Fab.
He was first to get it right, although I didn't fool any of you.

It's Diane Keaton, pulling a Britney, barefoot at a gas station.

Finally Something Goes Right For ANS

Judge Larry Seidlin has ruled that Anna Nicole Smith's body be buried in the Bahamas next to her son Daniel. Lots of tears in the courtroom - including the Judge!

"I want her buried with her son," a tearful Seidlin said when announcing his ruling. "I want her buried with her son in the Bahamas. I want them to be together." The judge directed Milstein to consult with Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead and her lawyer and companion, Howard K. Stern, on the burial plans for Smith.

When Seidlin announced the ruling both Stern and Arthur broke down in tears.

"The Broward County medical examiner is ordered to release those remains to Milstein in accordance with Milstein's (direction)," Seidlin said. "Milstein is directed to consult with Arthur, Birkhead and Stern with respect to disposition of Anna Nicole Smith's remains." But he noted that Milstein had final discretion over Smith's interment.

All three parties had been fighting to determine where Smith's body should be buried. Stern said he wanted to carry out Smith's wish to be laid to rest next to her son in the Bahamas. Arthur claimed next-of-kin status and wanted the body to be put in a family plot in Texas. Birkhead, who aligned himself with Arthur, testified that Smith wanted to buried in California near Marilyn Monroe.

After four days of testimony, Seidlin, who had previously said he would announce a ruling on Friday, abruptly concluded testimony on Thursday afternoon. He took a 15-minute recess to review evidence in his chamber before announcing his decision.

Prior to adjourning the court, Seidlin explained, "(I) tried to get a reasonable result. I hope when you hear it you handle it with the respect and dignity that Anna Nicole Smith would want."

Seidlin also encouraged all the participants to resolve the ongoing paternity battle. "Submit to DNA (testing)," he urged. "Enough baloney."

source

She Said It

"I used to live in the same area as Britney for a while. I just want to scoop her up and give her a kiss. I hope she's all right. She's just had a new baby and stuff. I hope she can just enjoy it because it's an incredible thing. And, I think she looks good with her hair shaved off."

~ Gwen Stefani on Britney Spears

Drew Is Jane's March CoverGirl

Newly single Drew Barrymore on the cover of Jane Magazine's March issue. On stands February 27th! Jane Magazine also has a great website - worth checking out.

My Worst Nightmare

What could be worse than Rachel Ray? TWO Rachel Ray's.

Yuck-o.

She's Hatched!

Marcia Cross became a mom on Tuesday, welcoming fraternal twin daughters, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.

The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006.

"Mother and babies are all doing well," says Cross's rep, Heidi Slan.

Cross had been on bed restsince January, but producers of her ABC hit brought production to her home for some scenes.

Set designers painted Cross's bedroom the same color as her character Bree Van De Kamp's boudoir, and moved in furniture from the set. At the time, show creator Marc Cherry told PEOPLE that Cross was "bored out of her mind (in bed), so she said, 'Bring the camera here – I want to act.' "

Her rep told the Associated Press that the bed rest was merely a "precautionary measure," and Cross herself said in December that she'd been having a problem-free pregnancy.

CLIP Of The Week

Have three weeks to move and so much to do. Will post as often as I can. Anyone want to do some 'guest posts' for me in my sporadic absence?

In the meantime, please take a moment to visit my latest sponsor SnazzyGirl.com. Check them out on the right if you please. Please. There you'll find truly gorgeous and original necklaces and earrings at amazing prices. All in Canadian dollars so you Americans will save a bunch. There's lots and lots of stuff to see: handbags, bath & body products, shoes, kids stuff, home decor - you name it. All from unique designers. Check em out. Thanks.

Still Going Strong Despite Baby Drama

Tom Brady has joined girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, in Paris where she will walk the runway for Dolce & Gabbana this week. It is rumoured that Gisele was asked to put on over 10 lbs in order to be 'permitted' to walk for D&G. The Italian designers now have a strict policy that no one 'underweight' will model for their design house.