Friday, June 08, 2007

Paris Back Behind Bars - The World Rejoices












Paris Slapped Back In Jail - This Time For The Full 45 Days! There IS A GOD!


At noon today, Paris Hilton was ordered back to her wee little jail cell, and this time she's going back for the full sentence. She lost her right to the 23 days she had to give earlier. This time the judge is really pissed. She tried to get away with a telephoned in testimony this morning but the judge sent a car to pick her up at home, cuff her, and throw her ass back in the courtroom.

So much for her whole "I've learned my lesson and am prepared to serve out my sentence" speech. This time she's fighting it with all her might. She was taken from the courtroom, following her sentencing, screaming, "No No No" and then "this isn't right". Oh you bet it's right Paris - back to jail you go - just like the rest of us would have to do - and the world is LOVIN' it.

Hilton's mother was later seen pacing the hallways, telling reporters, "I'm paralyzed right now."

photo - tmz

Happy Friday!



I hope this will make up for last weeks Happy Friday
that bothered some cat lovers. Peace.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Not Free Yet


A judge has ordered Paris Hilton back into an LA courtroom at 9am tomorrow.

City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo is also asking Judge Michael Sauer to hold a hearing, demanding that the Sheriff's Department show why it should not be held in contempt of court for violating Judge Sauer's May 4, 2007 order, which expressly stated "no electronic monitoring."

Late this afternoon, the judge granted the request for a hearing, which is now scheduled for 9:00 AM PDT tomorrow.

Stay tuned. She's just might be back behind bars by this time tomorrow. Hallelujah.

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See Ya Isaiah! Buh Bye!


TMZ has confirmed that Isaiah Washington has been fired from the ABC hit "Grey's Anatomy."

Washington's rep, Howard Bragman, confirmed this evening to TMZ that "Grey's" creator Shonda Rhimes called Isaiah today and told him he would not be invited back to the show next season. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello, who first broke the story, reports that the decision was due only in part to Washington's on-set troubles, and was a result of a "pattern of problematic behavior."

Plot-wise, it won't be difficult to explain Washington's absence. In last month's season finale, Burke left Cristina at the altar and moved out of their apartment.

It's called karma.

Guess Who? Revealed!


Oops I did it again, I almost forgot to reveal this one - although the photos have been posted everywhere now. It's Britney Spears and her cousin on vacay in Mexico last week. JJ takes this round.

Sambora Enters Rehab


Richie Sambora has checked himself into rehab. I knew that bloat he had going on was not just from too many tacos.

Sambora, 47, had just recently ended his year long relationship with Denise Richards, and his divorce from Heather Locklear was just finalized in April.

"Richie Sambora has entered an undisclosed treatment facility in Los Angeles," the rep said in a statement. "He asks that you respect he and his family's privacy at this time."

The specific nature of Sambora's problem was not disclosed.

It is not clear how Sambora's visit to rehab will affect his role in Bon Jovi. The band's new album,
Lost Highway, is due out June 19. The group is scheduled to play some tour dates this summer, beginning June 24 in London, but it is a relatively light schedule.

source - People

The View On Paris


"She can get out of more things than David Copperfield."

~ Joy Behar

She Said It


"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."

~
Paris Hilton's statement
regarding her release from prison today

Gisele Knows No Virgins



Supermodel, Gisele Bundchen, believes the church should change its views because "no one is a virgin" anymore and contraception is necessary to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

Gisele told Brazil's Folha de S. Paulo newspaper: "Their view of contraception is out of date because it was adopted when the women were virgins, the guys were virgins.

"Today, no one is a virgin when they get married. To prohibit condoms is ridiculous, just think of all the diseases transmitted without them. How is it possible to not want people to use condoms and also not have abortions? It's impossible, I'm sorry."

Her comments come less than a month after Pope Benedict XVI criticised government-sanctioned abortion laws and birth control during a five-day visit to Brazil, the most highly populated Roman Catholic country in the world.

Though most abortions are banned in Brazil, the government gave out more over 300 million free condoms a year to combat the spread of AIDS and unwanted pregnancies.

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What A Joke! Paris Is Out Of Jail.


Paris Hilton has been fitted for ankle bracelet and reassigned to house arrest, after authorities decided to release Hilton from jail due to medical reasons, this according to Los Angeles County Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson, Steve Whitmore.

Reporters hammered away about Paris' medical condition during a press conference in front of the jail, where she was released early this morning, but Whitmore said that due to confidentiality laws, he could not discuss even the slightest health-related details.

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have "fulfilled her debt to society."

Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early -- she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody.

You can read the official press release HERE.

source - TMZ of course

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

She Said It


"People say the most horrible things to me like 'slut' and 'slag' and it upsets me because I'm not like that. I've never had a one stand in my life. I've been in a relationship more or less for the past five years since I was 20, and sometimes people forget this. I know how to let it go over my head, but then sometimes you do question why people are saying it. But it's not true."

~ Sienna Miller
on how she dreads walking down the street


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CLIP Of The Week


Oh those crazy cheese rollers......

He Said It


"I want a career like those guys, not like a Lindsay Lohan. She's a talented actress but has made some scary decisions. If I'm perceived as someone like that I'm going to be screwed giving a Michael Caine performance. Being seen just as a celebrity can be as bad as having your movie tank. I want a career that's different from some of the people of my generation."

~ Shia LaBeouf
on how he wants to be taken seriously,
like a Sean Penn or Nicolas Cage




Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Did Hell Just Freeze Over?


The Olsen twins were all smiles at the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York last night. Someone must of slipped them something.

photo - celebutopia

Ok Angie - You Can Shut Up Now


Wasn't Angelina Jolie more appealing when she was aloof with the press. Now we can't shut her up. And the way she refers to her and Brad most of the time as "Mommy & Daddy", instead of just saying "we". Yuck.

Angelina says that Brad has 'this power' that can get her to come out of her shell. I say, "What shell?"

"I don't know how he does it, but ... I talk a lot in the bath," the actress and UN goodwill ambassador, 32, tells Marie Claire magazine for its July issue. "It's easier to talk when you're naked ... Get naked with me, and I'll talk!"

"I'm so happy for my children – especially Mad," Jolie tells the magazine, which hits newsstands June 12. "I didn't know if he was ever going to have a dad. So when I watch them having real strong father-son time, or even when Mad tells me, 'This is a boy thing, Mom' – it's just really beautiful to see."

As for her own relationship with Pitt, Jolie says that their connection has grown over time – despite many changes in their family life.

"I think we both went on a lot of faith – we really did," she says. "Our family has grown very quickly, and we have a lot of responsibility together, and we acknowledge that we are lucky we turned out be for each other everything we'd hoped. We could have been very wrong, but every challenge we hit has brought us closer. It has been that kind of relationship."

Jolie, who recently said she plans to take a year off work, also tells the magazine that her career helps her in her personal life as well.

source - People
photo - june 07 esquire

Kate & Owen Over? Bummer Dude!


Reports today have the golden couple, Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson, on the rocks or even kaputz. Could very well be 'just a break'..... Let's hope.

Hudson was overheard complaining to friends at party promoter Danny A's birthday party at Marquee about her tumultuous relationship with the "frat pack" actor. "She said that if he didn't step up and make time for her, then she was over it," reports our source. "A few days after that, she broke up with him over the phone." Last week, the single mom hit parties at Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar, Pink Elephant, Marquee and Tenjune night after night with friends. Hudson flew back to Los Angeles on Thursday, according to a source who isn't sure what their relationship status will be when they reunite. "They've broken up and gotten back together a million times," said the snitch. "She's complaining to everyone that she made all these sacrifices and he can't be in a committed relationship."

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Lindsay & Knife Might Cost Minnillo


The "not so" mystery brunette posing sexily with a knife at Lindsay Lohan's throat in photos (posted by celeb photo agency x17) that ran in yesterday's New York Post is Vanessa Minnillo, who might have a hard time getting a new job because of the risqué party pictures.

One of the photos from last summer shows Minnillo pulling down Lohan's tank top. Another shows her with face upturned, eyes closed and lips parted, as if about to kiss the wild child, who is now 20 and in rehab.

Minnillo, 26, was host of MTV's "TRL" and New York correspondent for "Entertainment Tonight," both Viacom shows, until her contract expired in April. The former date of Derek Jeter and current girlfriend of Nick Lachey did not renew with either show.

Last week, she co-hosted the Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City with Mario López without incident. But the beauty is gaining a bad rep in the TV industry for her diva-like behavior at work and hard partying outside the studio.

While friends of Minnillo insist it was she who decided not to renew the contract with "ET," insiders say her bosses at CBS Paramount soured on her when she covered the Grammys in February. Minnillo was not assigned to the Academy Awards in March.

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, "she was extremely high maintenance," said one source. "She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn't want to work.

"Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them," said the source. "She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job."

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Regardless of the scandalous photos breaking, Vanessa stepped out with Nick last night for dinner in Brentwood.

Monday, June 04, 2007

I Mean It's LA For God's Sake!

This story is hilarious. You wouldn't think a 'shooting a pilot' comment would get you arrested, especially in Los Angeles, but it did. Thanks to la for the tip.


"I'm here to shoot a pilot."
"Cuff em!"

(May 29) -- There are certain things one should probably refrain from saying at an airport, and director Mike Figgis unfortunately learned the hard way.

Figgis, who directed "Leaving Las Vegas," was reportedly held for over five hours at Los Angeles International airport after he told immigration officers "I'm here to shoot a pilot," according to The Guardian.

In television, the first episode of a potential television show is called a pilot. However, the agents, apprently not in-the-know with industry terms, took it to mean Figgis had plans to gun down an airline pilot.

The Guardian claimed Figgis was held in an interrogation cell for five hours, and was released after officers figured out he had no assassination plans.

Guess Who?


This has got to be an easy one.

If I See Avril Finger The Paparazzi One More Time.....


I am going to hunt her down and cut it off. The first couple of times, ya maybe you were making a point, but now you just looks like a spoiled brat. I'm so sick of it. Grow up!

Here she is filming a new video last week and didn't hesitate to show the digit.

Guess Who? Revealed!



NO ONE got this one. I new it was going to be tough and it's so rare I can trick you guys. It kinda looks like Jessica Biel to me but it's actually Christie Turlington. Wouldn't one of the original supermodels be pissed if she read that you guesses Hilary Swank and Heidi Fleiss - ack!

Brooke Burke - Baby? What Baby?


Brooke Burke on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, looking like she has never given birth or gained a pound in her life. She had a baby girl in January and has another daughter as well. These pictures are candids, not from a photo sess and she looks amazing.


Man I'm jealous.

pics - celebutopia

MTV Awards Arrivals - Who Rocked It?

Victoria Beckham - no one else could pull this look off.

Paris - no comment.

Heidi Montag from The Hills - her new boobs
have completely ruined her pre-surgery perfect figure. Idiot.

Lauren Conrad from The Hills - too bad about the tanlines.
She always looks like she needs to either wash her hair or
update her highlights to me.

Mandy Moore - boring prom look.

Jessica Alba - cute dress.

Jessica Biel needs to stop working out those arms.

Cameron Diaz - eh whatevs.

Eva Mendes the bag is ruining it for me.

Fergie - just can't compliment her.



Who were you liking/disliking last night?



pics - celebutopia

Paris Goes A Day Early


Paris Hilton checked herself into the big house following last nights MTV Awards. Two days earlier than they had been expecting her.

It didn’t go down at the jail. Paris’ mega-lawyer, Richard Hutton, picked her up at her parents’ house at 10:30 PM. Hilton, Hutton, mom Kathy and sister Nicky then drove to the Men’s Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles — commonly referred to as the Twin Towers — where Paris officially surrendered to the L.A. County Sheriff to begin her 23-day sentence.

Click here to watch TMZ's video of Paris arriving with her mother and sister, Nicky.

The early check-in is probably another publicity stunt, working on improving her reputation after being laughed at and heckled during last nights award show. Sarah Silverman let her have it during her opening monologue while hosting the MTV Movie Awards, probably the best and only entertaining part of the show.



Another hilarious 'twist' is that the Sheriff's Department has just confirmed that Paris' hair extensions are going to be removed for her jail stay. This is a regular procedure for all of the inmates, and since Paris is being treated like the average Joe -- sorta -- extensions must go! No more bleaching either. Paris is NOT a natural blonde and she wears blue contacts, so expect a much different looking Paris in 23 days.

What a treat it will be to be Paris-free for the next 3 weeks.

Friday, June 01, 2007

What The?

ReHab Can't Stop Her


Despite checking into rehab, Lindsay Lohan may still make an appearance at this weekend's MTV Awards.

She hasn’t cancelled yet and her name is still on the presenter list, according to MTV. But will she show? “We just don’t know,” says an MTV spokesman. When will they find out for sure? “We don’t know that either.”

Victoria Beckham, Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz, Mandy Moore, Jessica Alba, and Katherine Heigl will all be there. Not to mention Josh Duhamel. Sarah Silverman will host.

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Guess Who?

Jennifer Aniston - Smart Girl


I remember commenting on Jennifer Aniston and her sudden obsession with having her hand perma-attached to a Smart Water bottle a few months ago. Now the true reason why all the product placement has come to light. Jennifer is not only the posterchild/spokesperson for the company, she will be designing a signature SmartWater bottle to be released in July.

On top of that, she has invested her own money in the company, owned by Glaceau, the same company that owns Vitamin Water, which just earned rapper 50 Cent 400 million, for his 10% share, when it sold to Coca Cola last week for 4.1 billion.

The partnership marks the actress' first U.S. endorsement, although she has lent her famous face overseas to brands like Heineken, L'Oreal and Damiani jewelry.

“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, smartwater’s senior vice president of marketing. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”

According to a statement released by the company, “Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.”

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