
Diane Keaton
OR

Katie Holmes???
Seriously!
A source "close to the couple" told the National Enquirer magazine: "Britney called Kevin and told him 'I'm not divorcing you! I want my family back!'
"He was stunned. The call was about custody rights, and though Kevin suspected Britney has been stalling the divorce because of second thoughts, he was shocked when she told him she wanted him back.
"The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn't interested in a reconciliation. Britney got upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months until he saw things her way and came back to her."
The 25-year-old, who has two sons, 21-month-old Sean Preston and nine-month-old Jayden James with Kevin - has reportedly been telling friends filing for divorce was a mistake and she wants to rebuild her marriage.
Kevin counter-filed for divorce in response to Britney's petition.
Cruise, and actor in the film and also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church. Berlin says it masquerades as a religion to make money, a charge Scientology leaders reject.
The U.S. actor has been cast as Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg, leader of the unsuccessful attempt to assassinate the Nazi dictator in July 1944 with a bomb hidden in a briefcase.
Defense Ministry spokesman Harald Kammerbauer said the film makers "will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult".
"In general, the Bundeswehr (German military) has a special interest in the serious and authentic portrayal of the events of July 20, 1944 and Stauffenberg's person," Kammerbauer said.
Cruise's publicists could not be reached for comment.
Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.
ABC was the front-runner until NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker personally called Hilton's father Rick and made the pitch, the sources said.
Hilton agreed to the interview, but said she'd only speak with Vieira because of "disparaging" remarks her co-host Matt Lauer made about her.
Paris’ weight has fallen from 110lbs to 100lbs after she was sent back to jail in Lynwood, Los Angeles, for flouting a driving ban.
One insider said: “After she was transferred back, Paris refused to eat.
“Staff became worried as she seems very thin with her bones poking out. She was also very weak and lethargic.
“They threatened to put her on an intravenous drip to rehydrate her and give her some nourishment unless she started eating.
“She has since managed to get a little food down, but doctors are closely monitoring her.”
Insiders say her only human contact is with doctors and three deputies who monitor her 24 hours a day.
She has no TV and is allowed out of her cell for one hour a day to phone her family.
The insider added: “Paris looks very pale. She is not allowed to wear make-up and her hair is matted and frizzy from washing it with soap as there’s no shampoo.”
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Sure the food must be bad, but I'll bet she's refusing to eat because she doesn't want to be watched on the toilet. Apparently her seatless toilet is in the middle of the room, in perfect view for the guards, so they can keep an eye on the prisoner at all times. She probably just eats cheese so she can keep herself bunged up.