Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Reese Is Pissed And She's Sueing


Reese is NOT pregnant and don't even try to say otherwise! Got it?

“Contrary to the fabricated Cover Story,” the lawsuit says, “the true facts are that [Reese] is not pregnant, does not have a ‘baby bump’ and has not otherwise gained weight such that she has had to resort to wearing ‘Empire-waist dresses,’ ‘baggy clothing,’ or an ‘old-fashioned 1920’s bathing suit.’”

Reese also alleges in the suit that “this fabricated tall tale was brazenly published as a prominent and conspicuous cover story for the purpose of garnering the maximum attention to the tabloid…”

Oops. Sorry Reese.

source - ONTD

1 comment:

Scottsdale Girl said...

Gawd how embarrassing

"So Reese, when are you due?"

Reese - *Glare* "I am NOT PREGNANT

the horror