She'll NEVER be a stick woman. No Kidding?

Moo-riah attended a post-Oscar bash and was looking to be seen.

"Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it," songbird Mariah Carey blurted to Page Six, seemingly out of nowhere.

"Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!"

After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly "jelly."

"See?" Carey said, proudly. "I'll never be a stick woman, but now I'm fierce!"