J Lo's Getting Big

Jennifer Lopez is apparently having twins, a boy and a girl, early spring. She was snapped on the sidewalks of New York on Thursday wearing flats! J Lo never wears flats. She is feeling that extra poundage on those feet and ankles of hers. It looks like she's carrying all the baby weight on her bod, not her face though. Lucky. Why is it that I had to grow an extra chin?

She Said It, and She's Hilarious

Victoria Beckham is mayjahly funny.
She says it's not a tube sock.

"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!"

First Alba BumpWatch

Jessica Alba grabbed a bunch of magazines before her workout this morning in LA. No bump yet that I can see. She must be at least 12 weeks along, or we wouldn't of had the 'announcement' this week.

Still On

This must be some kind of record. George Clooney has kept Sarah Larson around longer than he can go through a tube of toothpaste. She must be something else in the sack. Here's a shot of the happy couple, on an evening stroll, in Rome this week.

Happy Friday!

A Class Act

Here's someone who doesn't feel like she has to dress like a slut to look great. Rachel Bilson always looks amazing. On the red carpet and on her days off. Never overdone. She has great sense of style. Her own style. Here she is today at the Dubai International Film Festival for the premiere of "The Edge Of Heaven."

Please Let It Just Be A Pillow

Eva Longoria walked through LAX yesterday with her pillow. I sure hope she's not hiding something, ala Nicole Richie. That was Nicole's trick for a month. If Eva's knocked up, we'll have to hear/read about it ad nauseum. She'll never shut up. Alerting the paps to her baby shopping, any chance she gets. Oh I do hope that's just a pillow.

She Said It

"Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynaecologist and my doctor said, 'We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?' I told him that I'd left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, 'This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.' Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it's a funny story."

~ Paula Abdul

Jessica Alba Is Knocked Up

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Jessica Alba, 26, has dated Cash Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the Vancouver set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

After recently seperating for a couple weeks, I'd say things are looking up. Or at least getting complicated. That gorgeous body of hers is in for some changes. She's still young enough and hot enough for it not to matter.

CLIP Of The Week

Enjoy this sneak peak of Tim Burton's Sweeney Todd. Hits theatres December 21st. Nothing like a little gore, just in time for Christmas.

Guess Who?

WHO IS Alex Trebek?

Which Canadian game show host suffered from a heart attack just last night?

A rep for "Jeopardy" tells ET Alex suffered a minor heart attack last night at his home. He was with his wife, Jean, who is currently by his side at the hospital, where is is said to be resting comfortably.

If Looks Could Kill.....

We'd all be dead. Check out Britney Spears attire for yesterday's Starbucks run. What a style icon she is! Showing that ass of hers that's had a few too many Venti Frap's. That thing has like a billion calories.

What a circus her life is. She needs to go away. Stay home. Get someone else to buy the coffee, fast food and pants.

Hello! Becks Shows Us What He's Packin'

Here's David Beckham's new ad for Emporio Armani Underwear. Is that a tube sock he's got in there? I say there's some padding for sure.

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Messy Messy Mess

Pamela Anderson may have Hepatitis, but that doesn't stop her from getting liquored any chance she gets. Here she is, ever the lady, partying at LAX in Vegas last night with her magician friends, Criss Angel and whats-his-face. That creepy magician she's been working with..... They were out celebrating Pam's final curtain call. See photos below. Classy stuff.

pics - celebutopia

Guess Who? Revealed!

Congrats to JenniferDesiree who was first to guess Eva Mendes. She was snapped while leaving the gym this week in Hollywood.

Get Crowned!

“Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants" explores one of life's most emotional and volatile relationships as mothers and daughters from all walks of life compete together -- and against other mother/daughter teams -- in order to win a no-holds-barred beauty pageant. Premieres on the CW December 12th.

Still Friends

Kate Hudson and her ex, Chris Robinson, took a walk with their boy Ryder in Soho yesterday. Nice to see they are keeping it friendly or at least tolerating each other.

photo - People

Ummm.... Whoa!

What have these two been smoking? Priscilla Presley and daughter Lisa showed up at a benefit for the New York Food Bank looking like they had just returned from the Crazies Convention.

I think Lisa painted on her mom's eyebrows while she was passed out in the back of the limo. Priscilla has that Zelleweger over-scrubbed look plus the Kidman pull. That sh!t don't move. And the lips on these two. Their lips totally match. Mom and daughter two-for-one lip injections?

Lisa is undeniably cooked.

Happy Friday!

Kiefer's Checked Into The Big House

Kiefer Sutherland, 40, was processed into the jail in Glendale, Calif., a Los Angeles suburb, at 5:46 p.m., according to the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

"Mr. Sutherland is very polite and humble. He was very cooperative during the booking process," said jail spokesman Officer John Balian. "He will be issued an orange jumpsuit, and will be housed alone in a cell, since he'll be a long-term inmate."

Sutherland will be assigned to laundry and kitchen duty, serving breakfast, lunch and dinner to the other inmates. As an inmate worker, he'll be allowed the roam the jail "about 75 percent of the time" – rather than be confined to his cell all day – though the only time he'll be in contact with other inmates is when he's serving food, said Balian.

Sutherland is expected to serve his entire term, the L.A. City Attorney's Office said in a statement.

"Sutherland will be serving the 48 days in the Glendale City Jail, with no early release and no good time/work time credit, so we expect that he will serve the entire 48 days in jail," the statement said.

His cell measures 8 by 10 feet, and features a toilet, washbasin and water fountain, according to the jail's Web site. The facility has 48 cells, with two beds each.

He will receive two hot and one cold meals a day. Among the menu items: Corn flakes, turkey sandwiches, meatloaf, macaroni and cheese and chicken a la king. He will be allowed visitors between 1 p.m. and 4 p.m. for 15 minutes each. No more than two visits per day are allowed.

Sutherland previously released a statement saying, "I'm very disappointed in myself for the poor judgment I exhibited recently, and I'm deeply sorry for the disappointment and distress this has caused my family, friends and co-workers on 24 and at 20th Century Fox. I appreciate the support and concern that has been extended to me these last weeks both personally and professionally."

source - People

CLIP Of The Week

Oh Oh! Camel Toe!

Egad! Alicia Keys was in Barcelona this week to receive an ONDAS Radio award. Too bad that jumpsuit wasn't just a wee bit longer in the crotch, then it wouldn't be pulling like that. She looks great from the waist up though. It also would be nice to see her shoes.

Jumpsuits are always risky. Not to mention a real drag if you need to pee.

Katherine Heigl - Another Day, Another Smoke

I guess I'll have to start posting pics of Katherine when she's not smoking a cigarette. Those shots will be hard to find. She's chronic. Here she is arriving at a friends yesterday.

So Blind An Item....

I don't think I even have a guess. What's yours?

From today's New York Daily News ~

Which same-sex, same-network prime-time hotties are fueling rumors that their close friendship is a tryst?

Sex & The City The Movie Is Complete

The shooting has wrapped. Look for a May 2008 release date.

JLo & Kate All A Glow

Jennifer Lopez and Kate Hudson enjoying some motherly bonding. They both look amazing.

ScarJo To Sue US Weekly ?!

The Daily Mail is reporting that Scarlett Johannson is ready to slap US Weekly with a lawsuit. The publication printed a cover story this week revealing which stars have gone for a little nip & tuck and used Scarlett as their lead.

They even quote the actress as saying, "I definitely believe in plastic surgery. I don't want to be an old hag. There's no fun in that."

Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Raj Kanodia, who has performed nose jobs on Ashlee Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz, told the magazine he estimates that 60 per cent of women in Hollywood undergo some type of procedure.

But Scarlett, who has been described by director Woody Allen as "criminally sexy", has vigorously denied she's had work.

She said in a statement: "I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead.

"Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."

Her spokesperson slammed the report as "outrageous," adding "there simply is no truth to the story."

Guess Who??

Bee-lieve It Or Not

I think Renee Zelleweger looks pretty good here. Alot less sourpuss, alot less gaunt, alot less red in the face. Still too shiny, but you can't have everything. She always looks as though she's come straight from getting a little lunch time dermabrasion done.

Here's Renee today in Paris at the premiere for Seinfeld's Bee Movie. One of Renee's best films to date, since she lends her voice and we don't actually have to look at her.

Loving her Gucci heels. Do you agree she's looking well?


pics - celebutopia

Kellie Pickler - Dumb As My Shoe

Is she serious? She is. She is.

He Said It

"That's what film festivals (parties) are for. You think I come to them and go to bed early to be bright and clear the next day? Tim Robbins once told me it's much easier to do this through a fog. Where else in life are you made to sit somewhere and answer the same questions over and over? It's interrogation and brainwashing."

~ Jude Law
on how he shows up to press junkets with a wicked hangover

Guess Who? Revealed!

First one to guess, and first to get it right. Congrats to LA! It's the butt of Tara Reid. Just what we need to start the weekend. These shots were taken at LAX this week. She was returning home from her movie shoot here in Vancouver.

Happy Friday!

CLIP Of The Week

I Just Can't Tell

Has that couple recognized Marcia Cross exiting the Gymboree store in Brentwood today, or are they just confused about something? I can't figure it out.

Marcia looking stylish and in a hurry, lady in the background looking stylish in her own right. Her lipstick matches her jacket perfectly. And the shoes, those are killer kicks man.