I Don't Get It

The appeal of Heath Ledger. Total fug in my opinion. Totally fug and in need of a shower.

Check him out last night at the New York premiere of "I'm Not There". Don't go and get cleaned up on the red carpet's account .....

Matt Damon - Sexiest Man Alive???

People have done it. They've gone and named Matt Damon, People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2007. I don't know. The sexiest? He makes me yawn.

Matt Damon, responding to the news, "You've given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime."

I See Paris Has Been Working On That Image Of Hers

Idiot! Doesn't she know logo tees are out?

I guess she's forgotten all about how she was going to leave jail and help change the world.

Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman are looking hot at tonight's New York premiere of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. What a fun thing to say.

I'm loving Nat's dress, not too sure about the lipstick, but I guess it's a match. It's the most made up I've ever seen her look. What are you liking better? The look of the movie or the look of Natalie Portman?

Check out the trailer.....

A fun looking movie, for sure. Just in time for Christmas.

Reese & Jake - Keep On Keeping On

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal were snapped while getting some breakfast in Brentwood this week.

pics - celebutopia

She Said It

"To be honest, I am completely natural.
I have nothing in my face or anything.
I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself.
And I’m very proud to say that.”

~ Nicole Kidman
on Hollywood's need for plastic surgery

I don't know..... I'm kinda coughing, "bull sh!t", over here.

I Used To Dream Of Sex With This Man

Or should I say FREAK! Mickey Rourke has got to win some kind of award for Biggest Downgrade In Hollywood History. I mean Come On!

How ashamed I am. I must of seen 9 1/2 Weeks at least 25 times. He used to reek of sex. In a good way. You know? He was the hotness. Now he is the HIDEOUS. Check him out swaggering around Miami yesterday. I'm completely repulsed.

Beckham Hides Out At YVR

David Beckham thought he could elude the cameras while doing a little souvenir shopping at the Vancouver Airport Thursday afternoon. Damn. Why didn't I have to fly anywhere yesterday? Becks and The Galaxy are off to Minnesota.

Guess Who?

Hotness & Sourpuss On The Cover Of W

George Clooney and Renee Zelleweger are on the December cover of W Magazine to promote their upcoming release, The Leatherheads. Best I've see Renee look, maybe ever. Outstanding work with the airbrush. George doesn't need touching up. He looks amazing, wrinkles and all. This issue hits the stands November 23rd.

(Photo Credit: Michael Thompson)


Clooney ON REWRITNG THE SCRIPT OF LEATHERHEADS TO ACCOMMODATE HIS AGE … “You can’t try to hide your age and you can’t try to pretend it isn’t there. You have to use it as a tool.”

Orange You Happy To See Me?

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Lindsay Lohan has been perfecting her orange hue, post-rehab. It's remarkable isn't it? Here she is leaving a Hollywood eatery last night.

Guess Who? Revealed!

I'm surprised it took so long for someone to get this right.
If I gave a hint, it would of been 'moo'.

It's Mooriah Carey folks!
A shot from her performance in New York this week.

Congrats to the Anon who got it right!

Happy Friday!

CLIP Of The Week

Beckham wasn't the only exciting thing at the Whitecaps Vs. the LA Galaxy game, here in Vancouver last night.

Get A F&cking Mirror Already!

You're pregnant, not delusional.

Christina Aguilera showed up for the opening of a new Juicy Couture shop on Rodeo, Tuesday night, looking like the clown under the bed in Poltergeist.

She Said It

“You’ve got to have a story. You’ve got to have a story in order to perform anything, to have any ideas on where to go and what to do, and where the character, story lines, arcs, everything. They’re everything. We can’t do it without them.”

~ Katherine Heigl
showing her support for the Hollywood writer's strike

Give Me A Little Californication

Check out how cute David Duchovny, wife Tea Leoni and their two kids, Kyd Miller and Madelaine West, are watching the Knicks game on Sunday. Anyone loving David's new show Californication as much as I am? Love. It.


pics - celebutopia

Guess Who?

Still Not Pregnant Hey?

Jennifer Lopez revealed quite the belly at a Miami baseball game yesterday.

pic - tmz

I'm Sick

It's going to be a slow go today. I feel like crap.....

I'll hopefully work on my posts when the Tylenol kicks in.

Stay tuned.

She Said It

"I would like to work with Johnny Depp.
I've known him a long time.
I think he's so interesting, and I think we look alike in a funny way.
So Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp and
I will play brother and sister in something."

~ Julia Roberts
covergirl of the December Vanity Fair

Hey Good Lookin', What Ya Got Cookin' ?

A little girl, that's what.

Giada De Laurentiis, The Food Network star turned Today show contributor announced on Monday's show that she is due in early April, with a daughter.

"When I found out I was pregnant I was in complete shock," De Laurentiis, 37, admitted. "I truly didn't believe it. I honestly thought, 'there has got to be a mistake.' "

But as she watched the sonograms – first a "lima bean" then a "lemon" – the Everyday Italian chef said that when she could make out fingers and toes, it "brought tears to my eyes."

The baby is the first for her and husband of four years, Todd Thompson.

"I just hope that I can be a good mom," she said, adding that, so far, she is craving "lots of starches."

source - People

Oh Oh

It looks like Nelly and Paris have been drinking
out of the same Red Bull again...

It's A Girl!

Milla Jovovich and her fiancé, director, producer and writer Paul Anderson, welcomed their first child, daughter Ever Gabo Anderson, on Saturday.

The baby girl was born at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz.

"Parents and baby are doing fine," says their rep.

Divine

Kate Winslet at last nights BAFTA Awards in Los Angeles.

Happy Friday!

Lions For Lambs Brings Out The Posers

Last nights Los Angelese premiere of Lions For Lambs brought out Will Smith and David Beckham, to support buddy Tom Cruise.

This is SUCH a Tom Cruise pose. He loves The Point.
I'll leave you a couple past examples.... It's his move.

Of course Katie was there, all smiles. She left the high heels at home for this one.

David Beckham is about the only man on the planet who doesn't look like a complete tool rockin' a cardigan.

A Little Morning Wake Up Yum

Here's a couple yummy pics from Mario Testino's
latest book, Let Me In.

I say, Hook me up!

Jakey Gyllenhaal at his finest.


source

I Don't Know About You.....

But if I'm that pregnant, or even any pregnant, I'm not spending my Halloween at a nightclub. But hey, this isn't me we're talking about here. It's Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan departing Hyde's Halloween Bash last night.

Christina's makeup is no different than any day of the week. I think I'd be more spooked if she wasn't wearing any makeup. Christina often emerges from her bathroon mirror with her face all a glitter. I'm sure Jordan says, "Come on honey, this ain't Halloween." But last night he had to keep his mouth shut.

Who's Your Pick For Sexiest Man Alive?

People.com has put together a one minute clip of 100 of our Sexiest Men . The cover boy will be unveiled on November 14th. Who gets your vote? Give me your top 3.

Click HERE for the clip.

Some Women Should NOT Wear Leggings....

Check out Tyra Banks. From the waist up, not bad. From the waist down, the horror. Pretty much if you're over 30, you should probably avoid the leggings look.

Put a skirt over it at least.

pic - splash

Trick OR Treat?

Kate Beckinsale with her daughter Lily and hubby, Len Wiseman.

Liv Tyler, son Milo and husband, Royston.

One Last Halloween Boo

Frightening isn't it? I mean on a good day, she scares me a little, but this, this is cruel.

Fauxmance or Not - These Two Are Hanging Out

Jake Gyllenhaal spent Halloween with Reese and her kids trick-or-treating. Reese Witherspoon dressed as a witch and Jake in full ape garb.

"They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood," adds a witness, who says Gyllenhaal often lifted up his gorilla mask to smooch his Rendition co-star. "Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying."

As Ava (also in witch wardrobe) and Deacon (dressed as a super hero) ran up to every door for treats, "Reese and Jake waited on the sidewalk and flirted," the onlooker tells Usmagazine.com.

They even started to act like a pair of giddy kids themselves.

"Jake tapped Reese on the butt and then she hit him back — they began running a circle hitting each other!" the witness says. "Then Jake picked Reese up off her feet and she screamed."

Brit's Album To Debut At #1

Shoot me now. Is this some kind of joke? Did Britney go out and buy 123,996 albums herself???!

Britney Spears latest Blackout sold an estimated 124,000 albums the first day of its release Tuesday and is set to become Spears’ fifth consecutive number one album, according to Nielsen SoundScan data.

The album is expected to bump Carrie Underwood’s Carnival Ride and take the number one slot on the Billboard 200 chart, according to Billboard.

Her label, Jive/Zomba, estimates Blackout will sell between 330,000-350,000 copies next week.

source - US weekly