Posh Is 33 Today!

She spent the day doing what every woman in the world would love to be doing...... shopping with David Beckham. In Paris no less. Happy Birthday Victoria! You lucky bitch.

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Pam Thinks She's Way Hotter

Pamela Anderson has seen the photos we've been seeing of her and Tommy and the kids enjoying the sand and surf in Hawaii. She decided to write in her own blog about it.

It’s only a family vacation. We had a great time in Maui - hope everyone had a great spring break too - no photographers.

Thank god I don't have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I've just been sent some pics from Hawaii - I have to laugh - well at least the world knows I don't get botox - ha!...I'm much hotter in my mind - (I swear I look better) - then again I hardly check a mirror before I go outside - may start doing that more. I may have to start working out too though - genes and gymnastics have gotten me this far.

I just refuse to let these paparazzi ruin my time or my lifestyle in general with my children - I'm not going to spend time putting makeup on or staying covered up on the beach - it's definitely surreal though - I think I look alright but everywhere you turn you have a camera in your face - up you butt - it's crazy - too many tabloids - must be running out of stuff to print...

I'm a semi-retired single mom - hello? I'm having a great time with my kids always!...nothing new.

He Said It

“I have fame on the level of a Marilyn Monroe or an Elvis, but part of the reason I didn’t go the way they did was because of my beliefs,” John Travolta told the Irish Independent.

“People make judgments about it [Scientology], but often they don’t know what they’re talking about,” Travolta said. “I would advise anyone who wants to know about it to read up on it. We [the Church of Scientology] are only getting bigger and we help people all over the world, from disaster zones to drug rehabilitation.”

He's as big as Elvis all right.

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McConaughey's New Girl

Matthew McConaughey has a new girlfriend, 22 year old Brazillian model Camila Alves. The pair have been getting cozy in his Airstream trailer for the last week. I'm guessing they made their way out of the trailer park for the afternoon because girl demanded a decent shower. I mean camping can, sorta I guess, be fun for a day or two, but to live that way? Please.

Shhhhh Don't Tell Anyone

Britney Spears buys her make-up at Target and she wants us to keep quiet about it.

Demi & Ashton Party With Prada

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher were in Spain this weekend to help celebrate the beginning of the Louis Vuitton Cup, an annual yacht race. Prada hosted the opening bash.

An Intimate Moment With John & Jessica......

Brad: "Leave Angie Alone!"

While waiting for friends at The Roosevelt Hotel bar, Brad Pitt sat next to a reporter from The Daily Mail and let him know how frustrating the paparazzi are.

"You know what it's like to be on the cover of every magazine, having your personal life dissected with all the lies, all the rubbish?" he asked the writer, taking a swig from a bottle of beer. "It's hell. Certainly, pick on me -- but why pick on Angelina? That's so low. She's such an amazing woman - like Supergirl, in every way."

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Jen & Jake - Comfy Cozy At GLAAD Awards

Last night Jake Gyllenhaal presented Jennifer Aniston with the Vanguard Award last night at the GLAAD Media Awards. It's an award for promoting Gay Awareness in the media, obviously a tip of the hat for her role in DIRT. Jake was last years winner for Brokeback.

Looks like he was all over Jen and she was loving it. Hotness.

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She Said It

"I've had great experiences with people I've met on films;
I've married half of them.

I should come with a warning sign that says,
'Don't worry, I'm not going to marry you. I'm done.'"

~ Kate Beckinsale
who is married to her Underworld director, Len Wiseman

RIP Don Ho

Don Ho died Saturday of heart failure at the age of 76 in Honolulu.


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Kate Middleton Passes On Becoming Queen

Prince William has split from his girlfriend Kate Middleton, PEOPLE has confirmed. The breakup was "amicable," according to a friend of the couple.

The prince, 24, and Middleton, 25, have been dating for nearly five years, after meeting at St. Andrews University in Scotland.

The pair are said to have grown increasingly independent of each other since their university days. William is currently taking an armored corps commander course in Dorset, around 125 miles west of London, and it has kept him from Middleton and her new life in London.

Middleton, who is an accessories buyer for the British fashion chain Jigsaw, also was having difficulties with the media pressure that came with being his long-term girlfriend.

Although she has been "brave," as one friend tells PEOPLE, the attention was an ongoing source of trouble. Earlier this month she won a public apology from a British newspaper after it printed a photograph of her heading to work.

The engagement talk peaked in December, when she appeared at his graduation from military college, sitting in a prominent seat along with her parents and two of his closest friends.

The tabloids in Britain have been increasingly hard on Kate and have been following her every move more and more. The pressure may of been too much for her. What pressure it would be to be the possible future Queen of England.

Super Dad

Adam Sandler enjoying some beach time with his daughter Sadie.

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She Said It

"I've always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade.

It's an ongoing battle and it's a nightmare.
But I like clothes too much, and I always wanted to wear the outfits I would make.
And I'm very vain."

~ Gwen Stefani

What's Your Denim?

This weeks issue of Life & Style Weekly gives us 9 pairs of the 'best-selling' jeans in the stores. What's your favourite pair of jeans that you can't live without? I'm still partial to my Citizens. I've tried Rock&Republic, they feel great but not the most ass-flattering. Sevens are a good standby, but I always buy another pair of Citizens Of Humanity's. Right now though I have to sport their maternity styles. Alot of money for jeans I can only wear for around 4 months or so, but after I pass them on, my soon-to-be-preg friends will thank me.
Citizens of Humanity cropped stretch Kelly

Top 10 Most Expensive Hollywood Divorces

Forbes Magazine has posted the TOP 10 Most Expensive Celebrity Divorces.

1. Neil Diamond & Marcia Murphey - $150 Million

2. Michael & Juanita Jordan - $150 Million

3. Steven Spielberg & Amy Irving - $100 Million

4. Harrison Ford & Melissa Mathison - $85 Million

5. Kevin Costner & Cindy Silva - $80 Million

6. Paul McCartney & Heather Mills - $60 Million

7. James Cameron & Linda Hamilton - $50 Million

8. Michael & Diandra Douglas - $45 Million

9. Lionel & Diane Richie - $20 Million

10. Mick Jagger & Jerry Hall - $15 Million

Neil Diamond's ex-wife was one tough cookie. After 25 years of marriage, she got exactly half of his worth. Neil later said she was worth every penny.

Courtney Says It Was Oprah, Not Surgery, That Made Her This Way

Courtney Love is blasting reports from yesterday that she underwent Gastric Bypass surgery to lose the 44 lbs she had been packing around. This is from her website:

I couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL. I know spmeone who troed to get that shit and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter shite, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont "vomit inot a towel" it sjust cynical crazy bullshit, i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak, Thizs is bullshit as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they "resculpt") thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLSHIT. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems, again this is BULLSHIT. i worked my ss off and m always fucking hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me. zso thats THAT. Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie. good night.

Whoa - someone is CHALLENGED when it comes to typing.

Happy Friday!

When Tom Ford Throws A Party......

The beautiful people show up.

Last night marked the celebration of Tom Ford's first store opening in NYC. Gwyneth Paltrow, Julianne Moore, Liv Tyler and Kate Hudson were all on hand to help with the festivities.

Leo Says Baby Story Total BS

Leonardo DiCaprio’s rep is denying reports that his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Bar Rafaeli, is pregnant.

The British newspaper The Mirror reported Thursday that the couple of fifteen months is expecting their first child in the fall.

However, a rep for DiCaprio tells Usmagazine.com that the story is "totally b.s." and "100 percent made up bollocks.”

The newspaper quotes friends of Bar saying that the Israeli model and 32-year-old Blood Diamond actor are “delighted” by the news.

According to the Mirror, pregnancy speculation began last month when Rafaeli, 21, wore a loose-fitting top to a bash at Jet Nightclub at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where she drank mineral water all night.

Reese & Jake - For Real?

According to People, things are heating up between Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal.

At first they seemed like an unlikely match: Gyllenhaal, her costar in the upcoming CIA thriller Rendition, was already an acquaintance – he was an old workout buddy of Phillippe – and they didn't have much screen time together while filming for eight weeks in Morocco. But during a reshoot in L.A., "Jake went and reintroduced himself to Reese," a source close to both stars tells PEOPLE in its new issue. And from there, what a friend of Witherspoon's calls "their little flirtation" just took its course.

"Things slowly progressed, but it was never something she thought would happen from the start. She just kind of developed this little crush over time." One that is looking a lot like a real romance – even when the duo are apart.

While Witherspoon, 31, spent Easter Sunday with daughter Ava, 7, and son Deacon, 3, at her Episcopal church in Beverly Hills, Gyllenhaal, 26, strolled around Venice, Calif., with his parents. According to a source close to both him and Witherspoon, familial devotion is a big part of their connection: "Jake finds it attractive that she's such a great mom. He really loves kids and wants a family."

"She was happy to meet someone in this town who shared those priorities." Gyllenhaal's pal agrees: "They're super together – this thing is for real."

Why Kylie? Why?

Kylie Minogue looks like she's joined The Freeze Club. Her over-botoxed new look is NOT an improvement. Way way way too harsh. All of it.

Please Kylie, bring back the cute.

Leo To Be A Dad?

Leonardo DiCaprio is to become a dad.

The 32-year-old actor and his Israeli model girlfriend Bar Rafaeli, 21, are reportedly expecting their first child together this autumn.

Friends of the couple - who have been dating for 15-months - claim the pair are absolutely "delighted" with the news.

Leo reportedly felt the fatherhood urge after his friend, 'Spider-Man' star Tobey Maguire celebrated the birth of his first child last November.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "He dotes on Tobey's little girl Ruby and has been asking him all about what it's like to being a dad."

Reports are that the two became engaged just recently in Tel Aviv.

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Clooney Dating Twice-Divorced Single-Mom Model

George Clooney, ever-the-bachelor at 45, has been dating 29 year-old model, Jennifer Aguero for almost three months.

"They met in a South Beach club and have been quietly dating the last few months," Jennifer's grandmother Camille Cerwonka told The ENQUIRER. "He flew her up to do a small part in his latest movie."

Jennifer is apparently a real heartbreaker. The mother of two boys, ages 10 and 3, broke the hearts of both her ex-husbands.

Diet & Exercise Or Surgery?

Courtney Love has been telling people her dramatic weightloss is due to alot of hard work and a macrobiotic diet. However, Page Six is reporting that she may of had even more help than that.

"She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery."

Ugly Betty WHO?

23 year old, America Ferrera is the May 2007 covergirl for W Magazine. She's one Hot Betty.


ON TRYING TO ENJOY THE MOMENT… "The hardest part of this year has been learning to enjoy it," she says. "It's almost like a full-time job reminding myself to live in the moment and not look for more, more, more"—her recent success has only made her more likely to think big: "I see now that people who make movies, this world of creative geniuses that I grew up idolizing, are just normal people who wanted to do something and made it happen. Everything that's happened to me in the last year has only made me feel more like a normal person, more human, but in the most beautiful way."

On constant scrutiny about her weight: "I mean, of course I want to be at a weight where I'm happy," says Ferrera, who in person is neither lumpy nor emaciated but a healthy-looking, average-size woman. "There are times when I go to the gym and really try, and there are times when I just don't. I gain a pound; I lose a pound. But I think I've developed a really good sense of when I'm doing something for myself as opposed to when I'm doing something because of other people's expectations of me. And honestly, even if I wanted to be anorexic, I just don't have what it takes. After four hours of being anorexic, I'd be like, 'It's been four whole hours! Feed me!' "

CLIP Of The Week

This is a clip from CNN. Jimmy Kimmel, filling in for Larry King. The topic was Paparazzi: Do They Go Too Far?

The editor of Gawker.com/Gawkerstalker.com was a guest and was drilled by Kimmel. In my opinion, she didn't come across and very professional or credible. Shame really. Her constant twitching and face making drove me NUTS! She must of blinked 2000 times in the 5 minute clip.

Publicity is one thing, but they would of mentioned the site without her presence anyway. She should of turned the request for an interview down. Especially with responses like, "Everyone who reads it knows the stories are not fact. I mean do you read US Weekly and think everything you read is true?". Next time Emily, get some consulting on what to say and what to not say and how to say it.

Posh & Katie: Partners In Design

Best friends, Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are planning on teaming up and combining their shared obsessions - babies and fashion. They want to launch a line of baby clothes.

"Katie drew sketches of a dress she wanted Suri to wear on her birthday, and they discussed it over a glass of wine," a source close to Beckham, 33, tells Us Weekly.

And though Holmes' rep says, "Katie is not starting a clothing company," the source insists "they've been talking about it for months."

The 'design team' of Beckham and Holmes hope to enlist a a pro from Gwen Stefani's LAMB line to help with their endeavour.

Just Looking At This Photo Makes Me Reach For My Purell

Paris Hilton & Jenna Jameson celebrating Jenna's birthday in Vegas this weekend.
Dirty and Dirty.