Sunday, March 01, 2009

I've Only 10 Years Left?!

I have a 5 year old daughter and when I see 15 year old f$cking Miley Cyrus with her (are those new?) tits hanging out, while pretending to jog with her 22 year old paid piece of ass..... I want to kill us both.

Where did Miley gets those babies and can someone please make her disappear? I would owe you big.

Miley better pick up the pace... Madonna could make a run for her man any time now.

Inhale exhale. Quick. Where's my Ativan?


M's Mom said...

If I was taking a drink while reading your comment re: Madonna, it would be spurting out my nose! That is too funny. And yes, Miley is such a wonderful example for our little girls. I don't understand a father being OK with his 15 year old dating a 22 year old...WTH?

Anonymous said...

Who the hell goes jogging in way too short jean cut offs(hello chafing) and a bikini top? If those were real, they would be bouncing freaking everywhere causing the worst chest pain afterwards.

What 22 year old would be OKAY dating a 15 year old...she would be in what, grade 10? Has another SIX years before she can legally drink in the U.S.

Hmm, Maybe she's failing gym and he's just helping her out! Ha!