Monday, May 05, 2008

Red Carpet Hauteness


The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala happened tonight in New York City. The hautest night in fashion. Check out the lovelies, and the not-so lovelies, arriving. There are those who rocked it, and those who DIDn't. It was more about the shoes for me tonight, than the gowns. Who are you liking? Not?

Posh either had a say in those shoes, or she's pissed she never wore them first. Posh has got to be even more pissed that Katie, hands down, trumped her on tonight's red carpet. Posh was NOT looking fine. Katie's dress is phenomenal. Posh had on the wrong foundation but had the best arm-candy of the night, of any night, fo sho.


Liv Tyler always looks effortlessy chic.

You think it was coincidence that Scarlett Johansson announced her engagement the night of the Gala and the eve of her first album dropping? Me neither. Bitch is going to marry Ryan Reynolds. All eyes were on Scarjo and that ring tonight. Give her PR rep a raise. Well played.

Hilary Duff looks uncomfortable here. Plus I prefer her as a brunette. She can actually channel JLo when she goes dark.

Fergie always looks better with fiance, Josh Duhamel on her arm.

Beyonce in something that wasn't made by her Mom. Thank you god.

J Lo looks unbelievable only a few weeks after birthing twins. Did you expect anything less?

It's a smart dress for hiding a waistline.

Now Kate Bosworth really surprised me here. From afar I thought, ICK. But actually, she pulls it off and then some. That dress was made for her coke-trance state, but maybe a bit too cas for fashion's big night.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen.

Nothing can make fashion's "it" girls stand up straight.

Of course Eva Longoria was there. A given.

Can't take my eyes off of you.

One hot and happy couple, Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen.

Kristen Davis has a smile that lights up a room.

The evening's hosts, George Clooney & Julia Roberts.


pics - celebutopia

6 comments:

LA said...

My commentary:

KatE looks like a plastic doll to me, and I can't get past that.

Posh's face isn't pretty enough for the severe look she's sporting with hair and make-up tonight. That said, I think the dress is spectacular.

Liv and ScarJo both look fantastic.

Ditto JLo. Bitch.

The Olsen in black (Ashley?)... that's about as good as I've ever seen her look. She's def the prettier one.

As much as I hate Longoria, eggplant works on her.

Giselle's body is ridiculous.

Kristen Davis - Prettiest face there.

Leisa - You can have Becks, I'll take Clooney.

Red said...

Katie: Cool dress, but too much fake tan on her face, and the shoes are just wrong. Did she get a colourblind assistant to pick them out?!?

Posh: The dress is smoking hot, but the face... Christ, she looks like a bulldog chewing on a wasp.

Liv/Scarlett and most of the others: Whatever.

Kate Bosworth: Have a meal, love.

Olsen twins: Hire a chiropractor and work through that posture. Also get clothes that actually fit. The one in the black dress reminds me of my 14-year-old niece, so I can't hate.

Gisele looks like she's in love. I don't think she ever looked at Leo Di Caprio like that.

Kristen is always adorable, and so very classy.

Is that orange person on Julia's arm Giorgio Armani?

OldWiseOne said...

The Olsen's look like a before and after of the same person - what the hell is with gold dress Olsen? Buy yourself a comb already.

Leisa said...

i'll fight you for clooney LA. becks is perdy but clooney is much, much more interesting.

Prunella Jones said...

Katie's dress looks sort of like a red trash bag to me, and Posh looks like the Bride of Frankenstein. My favorite dress is on the Olsen twin black.

Anonymous said...

I love Posh's gown. Beautiful. Her hair and makeup suck though. As for Katie Holmes, love the gown, hate her shoe color and hate her fake tan.