Friends With Benefits

Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson are enjoying the sand and surf in Hawaii for a vacation with their two boys. You really think they're 'doing it' for the boys?

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Guess Who REVEALED!

Nina was first to get this one right. It's Courtney Cox-Arquette, looking none to happy with the paparazzi, but then giving in just a little.

"I Hate To Be The One To Say... I Told You So."

No surprise here - Larry Birkhead IS the baby's daddy.

"Thank you for your support. Thank you for the people who got me this far," he said, choking up. "Thank you very much. My baby's gonna be coming home pretty soon." Asked about when he would take Dannielynn home, he said, "Things are moving quickly here, and we'll see what happens."

Birkhead's attorney, Emrick Knowles, then told reporters, "We'll be back in court on Friday in the afternoon. We've got some other issues to deal with." He would not comment on specifics, but did say: "[The judge] hasn't made any ruling about custody yet."

Howard K. Stern, who was listed as the father on the baby's birth certificate, gave Birkhead a hug outside the courthouse. "We're gonna do what we can to make sure that the best interests of Dannielynn are carried out," said Stern. "And I'm going to do whatever I can to make sure that he gets sole custody."

Asked if he'd allow Birkhead to see Dannielynn right away, Stern said, "Larry can come over to the house and spend as much time with her as he wants to right now."

Anna Nicole's mother, Virgie Arthur, said after that hearing that she expects to be part of the baby's life. "I'm happy that Dannielynn will know who her real father is," said Arthur. "I look forward to working with Larry raising my granddaughter.

source - People

Sorry for the late and lack of posts - still recovering from yet another sickness. Man, this had been a rough year for me. Hope to be back in full effect soon. PLEASE hang in there for me.

She Said It

"Debbie chose me for this role so anyone who disputes this can take it up with her,"
Dunst told a British paper in defense of the casting.
"I'll work hard on this character because she is the coolest woman of all time."

~ Kirsten "Kiki" Dunst in response to Blondie fans
who claim she doesn't resemble Deborah Harry,
nor is she tough enough for the role

He's All And She's All.....

Ex-lovers Sienna Miller and Jude Law aren't exactly on friendly terms. The two have been exchanging insults via their mutual friends.

Jude started spouting off about Sienna's new found fling, Jamie Burke. In return, Sienna ripped into Lindsay Lohan, whom Jude has been spotted with a various nightclubs and hotels as of late.

Jude describes Sienna as "dull, fake and boring", while Sienna says Jude is "fat, egotistical and juvenile".

I'd say they're still hot for each other.

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Happy Easter! Love, Paris xo

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Guess Who?

Daddy Diddy Wastes No Time Hooking Up The Baby Bling

Sean Combs, father of a son and newborn twins, Jesse James and D'Lila Star, can't help himself when it comes to icing up his little ladies.

He says, "You start buying the gifts like the earrings and the necklaces and the bracelets... I bought it for them for now. "They're about to get their ears pierced, maybe, in, like, a couple of months - they have to at least be, like, a year. I wanna wait for their first birthday but I already bought the stuff. "They have little diamond necklaces, really cute things... You'd be amazed the things they have... I'm a real proud dad; you've gotta go looking for the stuff."

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Happy Friday!

Men Of The Year Awards semi-finalists.


Posting will be late today. Have my first ever ear infection and am off to the doc.

Buy Brit's Malibu Pad For A Mere 11.999 Million

Britney Spears is selling her Malibu estate and will split the proceeds with KFed as per her divorce settlement. You can take a look at the actual listing HERE.

And here we have Brit leaving a Ruth Chris Steakhouse with a bit of her dinner on her braless chest, just last night. She was there with family to celebrate her sister Jamie-Lynn's 16th birthday.

Teri Haggard

What else is there to say?

This picture was snapped this week at a Benefit for Multiple Sclerosis.

Anna Nicole Had 600 Pills All From One Doctor

One doctor authorized all 11 prescription medications found in Anna Nicole Smith's hotel room the day the Playboy Playmate died of a drug overdose, according to documents released by the medical examiner's office Wednesday.

More than 600 pills -- including about 450 muscle relaxants -- were missing from prescriptions that were no more than five weeks old, according to information obtained by The Associated Press through a public records request.

Dr. , a psychiatrist and friend of the starlet's, authorized all the prescription medications in the Hollywood, Fla., hotel room where Smith was found unresponsive shortly before her death Feb. 8, the medical examiner's office said. Eroshevich had traveled with Smith to Florida.

Calls to Eroshevich in Los Angeles were not immediately returned Wednesday. Candace Cohen, a spokeswoman for the California Medical Board, would not comment on any probe into Eroshevich; she said investigations of doctors are not public record.

Dr. Joshua Perper, Broward County's medical examiner, said two other doctors also prescribed Smith drugs, but those medications were not found in her hotel room.

The type of drugs found in Smith's system were disclosed with the release of her autopsy report last week, but the remarkable quantity of drugs she had was unclear until Wednesday's release of additional records.

The powerful sleeping aid chloral hydrate, the medication blamed with tipping the balance in the toxic mix of drugs and causing her death, was prescribed Jan. 2. About two-thirds of the bottle was gone, according to the medical examiner's records. The records also show 62 tablets of the anti-anxiety drug Valium were missing from a prescription less than two weeks old at the time of Smith's death.

A probe by the Seminole Police Department agreed with Perper's assessment that Smith's death at 39 was an accidental overdose and that there was no foul play.

Most of the drugs were prescribed in the name of Howard K. Stern, her lawyer-turned-companion, and none were prescribed in Smith's own name, according to documents. Perper has said all the
drugs were meant for Smith.

Information released by Perper's office shows eight of the prescriptions were issued under Stern's name; one under Eroshevich's name; and two were under the name of Alex Katz. It was unclear if Katz was an alias or the name of someone connected to Smith.

The records show Smith had three prescriptions for muscle relaxants in her hotel room: two for carisoprodol, prescribed Jan. 2 and Jan. 26, and one for methocarbamol, under the brand name Robaxin, prescribed Jan. 2. Some 415 of the carisoprodol pills were missing from their containers as well as 33 of the Robaxin pills, according to the documents.

Also missing were 79 tablets of the anti-seizure medications Topomax and Klonopin; and at least two dozen diuretics, antibiotics, antivirals and potassium supplements.

The newly disclosed documents did not mention the strong painkiller methadone or the anti-anxiety pill Ativan, both of which were found in Smith's system. Also missing from the report was disclosure on who prescribed human growth hormone, the muscle-building, weight-reducing agent Smith was said to have been taking around the time of her death.

Two attorneys for Stern did not immediately return calls seeking comment.

Smith had a stomach flu and a temperature that rose as high as 105 degrees in the days before her death, and she had an infection on her buttocks from repeated injections. Both the flu and the infection were considered contributing causes of her death, according to the autopsy report.

source - Access Hollywood

I can think of ALOT of young Hollywood starlets who are soooo getting Dr. Khristine Eroshevich's phone number on their speed dial.

Guess Who REVEALED!

It could be Carrie-Ann Moss, but it's not. Magie Lee got it right first. It's Courtney Cox, looking a little rough for wear the day after dining with pal Jennifer Aniston at Il Sole in Hollywood. Congrats Magie!

CLIP Of The Week

Kate Moss - No Longer Hot?

For the first time in a decade, it looks as though the reed-thin supermodel will not make FHM's annual list of the "World's Sexiest 100 Women." While she ranked No. 87 last year, she's now thousands of votes short of making the Top 100, with the contest ending next week. "She hasn't looked great as of late," FHM spokesman Dan Cooper told Page Six. "I think the average guy on the street prefers someone that's a little more womanly." Among those set to be high on the list this year are Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.

Like Keira looks 'womanly' these days.

Tori Tried To Birth Child Au Natural

Where most celebs are too posh to push and schedule their babies birth around their schedules, Tori Spelling at first tried in the natural way.

Tori's water broke 15 days earlier than expected and her doctor had to induce labor, which ended up lasting 17 hours. The contractions "felt like I was being Tasered!" the 33-year-old actress tells Us in an exclusive interview.

"As foolish as this sounds now, I wanted to feel how bad it would hurt. But I think I let the pain go on a little too long before I got the epidural."

When Liam's heartbeat started dropping, the actress' doctor, Dr. Jason Rothbart (also Angelina Jolie's Ob-Gyn), explained he needed to perform a Cesarean section.

"I asked Dr. Rothbart if he'd do a good job, and he said, 'Well, Angelina didn't complain.' So I was like, 'If Angelina let him do a C-section in Africa, I am OK. I felt comforted by that.'"

Becoming a new mom has helped Tori reconcile with her estranged mother, Candy.

The two reconnected for the first time when Candy showed up at L.A.'s Cedars Sinai Medical Center on March 12 to be with her daughter while she was going into labor with Liam.

"I'm so happy she's back in my life," Spelling tells Us. "Having a child puts it all in perspective. Knowing the bond I have with Liam means that I get my mom's bond with me."

Jess & John - It's Love and It's Lasting

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are still on and going strong. She hasn't left his side in over a month. The happy couple are in Australia together for Mayer's tour and spent the day yesterday at Byron Beach. His tour wraps downunder on April 12th.

photos - people

She Said It

"I have had my struggles. I am five foot, two inches and in Mexico it was important to be tall. I grew up in a world where beauty was not only tall, it was white and blonde with blue eyes. And I'm dark, have brown eyes and brown hair and I'm short. People used to say that the short thing was a deformity. I was really upset about my height."

~ Salma Hayek

Halle Gets Her Star

Halle Berry received a star on the Walk Of Fame on Hollywood Blvd. yesterday.

"I cannot tell you how good it feels inside me right now. I wish you all could be inside me right now to know how it feels."

Rachel Ray - Planet Saver But Still Annoying

Rachel Ray puts her money where her mouth is. While other so-called "green" celebrities (you know who you are!) tell others to drive Prius cars and then hop into their own gas-guzzling SUVs or town cars, Ray insists on not only driving a Prius, but being driven around in one. Ray uses Ozo Car - a limo service which only has Toyota Prius or Lexus RX400H models in its fleet - for herself, rather than being chauffeured around in a more luxurious town car.

Good for her. She's still annoying as hell though.

source - PageSix

He Said It

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort?
My father. I snorted my father.

He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up
with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared…
It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

~ Keith Richards

Hysterical. God love him.

Posh On The Slopes

Posh has been on a skiing vacation (read: photo op), in Courchevel, France over the weekend. Every shot of her I see, I keep thinking I'm looking at the miraculous recovery of Roy from his tiger attack in Vegas 2 years ago. She is totally channeling some Siegfried & Roy.

Mel B Has Baby Girl - Eddie Murphy Better Get Ready

Scary Spice gave birth to a 5 lb, 4 oz, baby girl just after midnight at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica. The new addition is a little sister to 8 year old, Phoenix Chi. Can't wait to hear what this baby's name will be.

Eddie Murphy, rumoured father who is in complete denial, better get ready to be swabbed for that DNA test Mel B's promised. How fitting that this little bundle was born on Eddie's 48th Birthday today.

In March, Murphy's new girlfriend, film producer Tracey Edmonds, told Chicago's Power 92 radio station of Murphy and Brown: "Without me getting too deep into it, they had a quick relationship before I even got into that, before I got into a relationship with Eddie. So that's like their business that's going on. There'll be a paternity test and if it's his then he'll be responsible."

source - People

Guess Who?

The Sop's: Recap In 7 Minutes

The Soprano's final season begins on HBO, April 8th.
Click Pauly Walnuts for the recap.

Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, GoodBye!

Howard K. Stern is THIS close to losing baby DannieLynn after the court finally threw out his upteenth appeal on the paternity test. The test has already been taken by Stern, Larry Birkhead and DannieLynn last week, but of course, Stern was doing everything he could to get it thrown out. Sorry Stern. That sucker is a go.

Stern's appeal on DNA testing was just shut down, and Howard K. was penalized by the three-judge panel to the tune of $10,000. TMZ has learned Stern was ordered to pay $5,000 in attorney's fees to the Registrar General and $5,000 to Birkhead's lawyer -- not Debra Opri, the Bahamian one.

Should find out for sure that Birkhead is the baby's daddy by the end of the week.

Posh Wants To Borrow JLo's Butt

Victoria Beckham is in the process of designing another style of jeans for her fashion empire and wants to use Jennifer Lopez's ample helping.

A source told the Mirror: "Jen thinks Posh is incredibly stylish and has asked for some tips, but they've got different body shapes and she was concerned that things that look amazing on Posh wouldn't suit her at all."

JLo is apparently flattered that Posh wants to use her ass as a tester. When the pair met up to party during The Oscars after-parties, Jen asked if Victoria's jeans would look good on someone with an actual butt. Victoria turned around and asked if she would test out her latest designs and give her opinion. The two have been in close contact ever since.

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Halle Was Smokin' The Wrong Stuff Obviously

Halle Berry insists she has never tried anything stronger than marijuana, and blasts celebrities who take hard drugs.

She says, "People in this business use cocaine and crack, but I never wanted to put that in my body. Why would I? I tried pot when I was 18 or 19, but it just made me scared to leave the house."

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EXPECTING!

Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) and his cutie fiance, Isla Fisher are expecting a baby.

A source is quoted by Britain’s Daily Star newspaper as saying: “Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, ‘We have got good news. I am pregnant.’

Congrats to the happy couple.

She Said It

"I was a buffoon and an idiot until the age of 40."

~ Madonna

Ya. She is so sensible now that she'll be 50 next year.
I'm so tired of looking at Madge and her vag.

Courtney Love Has Figured Out A Way For Us To Not Comment On Her Face

She says she lost 44 lbs by following a macrobiotic diet. As if! Could of been the Rachel Zoe diet. She was snapped over the weekend parading her new bod on the beaches of Hawaii. My eyes!

Her stomach makes Tara Reid's look flawless.

Kate & Owen - No Longer Hiding

And dammit, why should they?