It's All A Disguise

When Katie Holmes cut her hair to even-more resemble her freaky husband, last week.... it had me thinking. Then, just today, Star Magazine says Katie is trying to escape. I say she's already begun implementing her master plan.

"She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there's no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away," an insider tells Star. "There's no way he'll allow it. He just doesn't want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her." Further, the couple's tug of war over their daughter has intensified as of late. "Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."

Katie is going to put on a three piece suit, act all kinds of crazy, point, and walk. Walk right off the Camp Cruise compound. You watch. She will fool them all too, if she can only figure out how to fold her legs in half. Do it Katie! Run!